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Flap here! Flap there! Flap everywhere!

Kosef
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FLAPS FLAPS FLAPS....SIDE FLAPS..BUTT FLAPS, CROTCH FLAPS......FLAPS!

Seriously, I love the outfit system in this game. Very diverse.....but if there is on thing leading me to just pick a costume and call it a day it's these damn FLAPS!..STOP!
Server: PC-NA

Vincent Jurard - Breton - DK
Aronil Elsinwatch - Altmer - Templar
Ulfgar Stormbringer - Nord - Sorc
Ra'Jhera Mahrabi - Khajiit - NB
Kur Zahir - Imperial - Necro
Khur - Redguard - Warden
Lives-By-Sword - Argonian - DK
Sara Willowthorn - Bosmer - Templar
Elsa Bjariksen - Nord - NB
Soliril Elsinthar - Altmer - Sorc
Khargol Ogdum - Orc - Warden
Veros Sarvani - Dunmer - Necro
Vedran The Toxic - Dunmer - DK
Hafnar Ironbark - Nord Warden
Low - Level: Arcturus The Loyal - Templar
Guild:
[Ninja Squirrels]
  • Radiance
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    First of all... LOL!

    While I agree, some things look better without them which is why there should be a toggle setting like Hide helmet. The thing that really bothers me most is the Hip pads and this has all been made known to anyone paying attention on Forums several times over.
  • Kosef
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    I just don't get it the fascination with flaps. Like I think it was the idea of one of the art developers and he/she is just refusing to remove it out of spite now. He/She was not expecting the hatred for these inexplicable creations as the result of some ridiculous dare to see how far you can annoy the base. So now, they are like you know...YOU GET A FLAP AND YOU GET A FLAP...OH AND YOU IN THE BACK..YOU GET A FLAP. That will show them to complain about my art style.
    Server: PC-NA

    Vincent Jurard - Breton - DK
    Aronil Elsinwatch - Altmer - Templar
    Ulfgar Stormbringer - Nord - Sorc
    Ra'Jhera Mahrabi - Khajiit - NB
    Kur Zahir - Imperial - Necro
    Khur - Redguard - Warden
    Lives-By-Sword - Argonian - DK
    Sara Willowthorn - Bosmer - Templar
    Elsa Bjariksen - Nord - NB
    Soliril Elsinthar - Altmer - Sorc
    Khargol Ogdum - Orc - Warden
    Veros Sarvani - Dunmer - Necro
    Vedran The Toxic - Dunmer - DK
    Hafnar Ironbark - Nord Warden
    Low - Level: Arcturus The Loyal - Templar
    Guild:
    [Ninja Squirrels]
  • bluebird
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    For a moment I thought this was going to be a dedicated bat thread.
    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. :disappointed:

    But wait, do you hear that? Could it be? *flap flap flap*
    safghgadsgdsa.png
    Oh yes, the majestic Necksucky Night Flap Flap and his friend, Flappy Sky Doggo!
    aw_crwn_pets_shadowswiftbat_1x1.jpg
    *flap flap flap*

    Flappy bats are clearly far superior to flappy armors.
    But regarding the OP on a more serious note, I think many armors look better with a flap. The butt and thigh geometry of some of them looks truly terrible, especially to some bulky chestpieces we got... so... a flap at least hides how bland and unattractive many armor legs are.
  • Ectheliontnacil
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    And what makes the entire thing worse is the fact that the flaps clip into a lot of skirts and trousers. Almost every chest style clips with mazzatun legs for example.
    Add to that the fact that most armour styles come with those awful tassets (sometimes they aren't even attached to the armour and just hover mid air) and you have only a handful of styles that aren't annoying the *** out of you. xD
  • red_emu
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    I wish the flaps on the sides were a bit tighter. Some of them just flap about in the air as if not attached to anything. Nothing worse than loose flaps! How does that protect?
    PC - EU:
    Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
    Falathren - AD StamSorc
    Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
    Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
    Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
    Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
    Your-Ex - AD MagBlade
  • Langeston
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    I actually thought this was going to be a Matriarch-bashing thread — now that's something I can get behind.

    Is it too late to turn this into a nerf sorc thread?
  • Nestor
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    ZOS is not willing to admit that 90% of the client side lag in the game is due to rendering and shadowing all the flippety flaps and hip pads.

    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • Taunky
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    And here I was thinking this was low-key a "nerf sorc" thread.
  • precambria
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    I totally thought this was about the swarm of matriarchs in BG, not gonna lie
  • Aendruu
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    Langeston wrote: »
    I actually thought this was going to be a Matriarch-bashing thread — now that's something I can get behind.
    Ditto! The Alinor bank is like a zoo lately!
    Edited by Aendruu on August 1, 2020 9:17PM
    "So, drinking is a sacrament to Y'ffre... because it's his way of reminding us not to take things too seriously... You know how the other Elves are. Altmer have their crystal towers, and that's how they want to be — cold and perfect. And Dunmer are just like their Red Mountain — smouldering and dark. We just want to have a drink and not worry about it."
    - Regring the Spinner
  • redgreensunset
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    I thought this was going to be a complaint about the sorc pet and now I'm disappointed.
  • MajThorax
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    What's worse is they ignore our pleas to stop this trend and keep making new motifs with flaps
    picard-facepalm.jpg
  • jircris11
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    I hate the hip "guards" I love the few tops WITHOUT them but need more.
    IGN: Ki'rah
    Khajiit/Vampire
    DC/AD faction/NA server.
    RPer
  • scorpius2k1
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    Zenimax, please stop it!!

    !voteban flaps

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  • Chaos2088
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    @Chaos2088 PC EU Server | AD-PvP
  • Ragged_Claw
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    Came here to defend my twilight princess even though she drives me up the wall flapping in my face all the time, instead joy! Yes stop with the ugly clipping flaps. I acknowledge crotch flaps are necessary to some degree, some of those pants are tight and I wouldn't want to be out in public with a camel-toe! But they're unecessarily huge and the floating hip things, why?? Even on cloth robes, huge floating metal hip flaps totally ignoring all the laws of gravity! I mean try stapling a slab of iron to a silk skirt and see what happens. Ruins my immurshun tbh.
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  • Banana
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    Yep. Costumes only for me
  • SeaGtGruff
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    I thought this was going to be a thread complaining about PetSorcs and their Winged Twilight combat pets.

    With a flap-flap here, and a flap-flap there.
    Here a flap, there a flap, everywhere a flap-flap.
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • OmniDo
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    I don't mind the flaps at all.
    I dunno what-the-flap ya'lls problem is.
  • Hotdog_23
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    SeaGtGruff wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be a thread complaining about PetSorcs and their Winged Twilight combat pets.

    With a flap-flap here, and a flap-flap there.
    Here a flap, there a flap, everywhere a flap-flap.

    Me too :D
  • colossalvoids
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    Just a matter of taste. Not like making parts of the outfit undyeable recently... And not like matriarch pet that needs to be purged lol.
  • Recent
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    bluebird wrote: »
    For a moment I thought this was going to be a dedicated bat thread.
    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. :disappointed:

    But wait, do you hear that? Could it be? *flap flap flap*
    safghgadsgdsa.png
    Oh yes, the majestic Necksucky Night Flap Flap and his friend, Flappy Sky Doggo!
    aw_crwn_pets_shadowswiftbat_1x1.jpg
    *flap flap flap*

    Flappy bats are clearly far superior to flappy armors.
    But regarding the OP on a more serious note, I think many armors look better with a flap. The butt and thigh geometry of some of them looks truly terrible, especially to some bulky chestpieces we got... so... a flap at least hides how bland and unattractive many armor legs are.

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • Ajaxandriel
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    Let's remove flaps.
    TESO:Triskelion - forum RP, guilde francophone
    Ajaxandriel - haut-elfe gardien 50 ;
    Altarya - haute-elfe templière 50 ;
    Angelith - elfe des bois gardienne 50 ;
    Antarius Scorpio - impérial chevalier-dragon 50 ;
    Artémidore de Corbeaulieu - bréton lame noire 50 ;
    Azothos Sadras - elfe noir sorcier 50 ;
    Celestras - haut-elfe sorcier 50 ;
    Diluviatar - elfe des mers sorcier 50 ;
    Dorguldun gro-Arash - orque sorcier 50 ;
    Hjarnar - nordique sorcier 50 ;
    Jendaya al-Gilane - rougegarde chevalier-dragon 50 ;
    Sabbathnazar Ullikummi - elfe noir chevalier-dragon 50 ;
    Selvaryn Virotès - elfe noire lame noire 50 ;
    Tahajmi - khajiit sorcière 50 ;
    Telernil - haut-elfe templier 50 ;
    Zadzadak - gobelin nécromancien 50 ;
    Zandoga - rougegarde chevalier-dragon 50
  • eKsDee
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    Langeston wrote: »
    I actually thought this was going to be a Matriarch-bashing thread — now that's something I can get behind.

    Is it too late to turn this into a nerf sorc thread?

    Every thread's a nerf sorc thread.
  • doomette
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    eKsDee wrote: »
    Langeston wrote: »
    I actually thought this was going to be a Matriarch-bashing thread — now that's something I can get behind.

    Is it too late to turn this into a nerf sorc thread?

    Every thread's a nerf sorc thread.

    Unless a sorc makes it, then it’s a nerf NB thread 😉
    Cats and dogs those two...
  • colossalvoids
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    Let's remove flaps.

    Right after sorc removal, agree!
  • DigitalHype
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    MajThorax wrote: »
    What's worse is they ignore our pleas to stop this trend and keep making new motifs with flaps

    It's cheaper to just repaint/texture some old flapped set vs. a complete redesign and retest.
    Edited by DigitalHype on August 3, 2020 9:17PM
  • newtinmpls
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    The other thing I have to say is that IF there are going to be present, then by all the Aedra have them both front and back.

    The "one side only" ones look really.... weird.

    A strange bib, or a wardrobe malfunction cover...it's just not okay.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • siddique
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    Nerf nightblades.
    "Knee-jerk reactionist."
    Lost Depths, 2015-2022.
  • mairwen85
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    Langeston wrote: »
    Is it too late to turn this into a nerf sorc thread?

    Surely it's never too late for that.

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