NERF DAEDROTHS!!@!@

Kahmel
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So there I was right doing vMA going for Flawless Conqueror. BOOM first phase down easy as cake.

Then the second phase got clapped as I was dodging spinning blades like a ballerina.

Third phase comes and that ones just too easy I just hugged that robotic crabs little legs as I DPS'd him with the vigor of a thousand stampeding baby elephants.

Fourth phase thought it'd be wise to get in my way to Flawless Conqueror....yeah no I ran laps around the boss as I was dodging everything that was trying to take my head off with such grace I swear I heard angels singing.

Then comes the fifth phase this one I've always had trouble with but I attacked with such passion and concentration that everything just turned into a blur as I sliced and diced my way to victory.

Sixth phase? Please I didn't even need to run into the light for I am blessed by Odin himself all those little spiders just evaporated at the sheer sight of a manly man such as myself.

Then the seventh phase hit and I was like "OH NO A MUSHROOM RUN!" then I hear an explosion but I had dodge rolled to safety like my life depended on it because well it did but these puny mushrooms were no match for my almighty awesomeness.

Eighth phase tried to take me down but I'm no filthy vampire I'm a HUMAN blessed by the gods with untold strength nothing can stop me! I said to myself as I walked into the portal to the last phase.

Everything was going fine and dandy until I destroyed the first crystal and the boss had knocked me down as I rose from the lava like a bat out of Hades I was met by a fire breathing lizard also known as a daedroth. HMPH! I thought as I began fighting it with such intensity that the entire arena began to shake violently and then the evil lizard that stands on two legs began to charge up an attack of fire the likes of which I've never seen before! It reminded me of that time I thought it wise to check if my pizza was cooled off enough to eat by taking a huge bite out of it! I thought I'd just roll dodge out of the way but I was exhausted from all my previous battles that instead of dodging sideways I dodged backwards still in the radius of this beasts terrible fire attack and I.... I died.

And with my tale coming to an end I must say...

ZOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NERF THESE THINGS THEY'RE TOO STRONG WHAT THE CRAP????
  • Ragnarock41
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    What is this? 2016? Am I back in time? Ah ***, here we go again.
  • tinythinker
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    huh?
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  • skrvbb10rd
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    Drop an ult and run around him in a circle. They're the REAL final boss

    "get out of my swamp!" - Get-Out-My-Swamp, 2018.
  • FlipFlopFrog
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    That was hilarious lol :D
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  • Kahmel
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    huh?

    Venting my frustrations through a story because I'm salty I completed vMA with only one death and that one death was from a daedroth. lol
  • CynicK
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    Or you could just have blocked it, it will have consumed half your stamina but you could have blocked the flame attack.
  • Olupajmibanan
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    Welcome to the Troll Clan. I am always glad to see new recruits.
  • BlissfulDeluge
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    Well I guess you could say you were... fired. B)
    Former completionist with all achievements unlocked up until Update 29 (Flames of Ambition). Avid RPer, writer, and former Breton lover. Then Legacy of the Bretons was released and I realized just how boring and uninspired the Bretons are according to the writers.
  • necopinatus
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLUkJ6_s1IQ please check out this video
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  • oddbasket
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    Go out and run circles around a lamp post while hitting it with a stick, that will prepare you VMA.
  • Fischblut
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    It was a sad day when they bufffed Clannfear and Daedroth monsters :/ It was long time ago though. They were ok back then (especially Crematorial Guards, they didn't need this buff at all), and after buff they became really annoying :|

    Clannfear got jump with knockdown effect and devour channel attacks (previously seen only on Screeching Matron IC disctict boss, Arena disctict Clannfear boss, and on Shadowrend dungeon boss). Daedroth got stomp with staggering effect and fireball with knockback effect attacks (previously never seen on any Daedroth monsters in game).
    Edited by Fischblut on November 14, 2019 5:25PM
  • AlnilamE
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    OP, you do have a way with words.

    I wish you success in your next attempt at Flawless Conqueror.
    The Moot Councillor
  • Kahmel
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    Oh thanks I was just trying to roll dodge out of the way this entire time. lol
  • kylewwefan
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    Funny AF

    Solkyn Voriak laughs at you. Fruit Ninja expected this all along. Bring me another!

    At the second round when you got clapped...maybe we have different ideas what getting clapped means?

    The sixth round when you; bestowed by Odin’s touch, evaporated the spiders; was this on normal? They don’t die on vet.

    Maybe I take this for granted, but the guards have not been much concern for some time now.

    Use the sigils. Don’t get tunnel vision. Slot a defensive Ult.


    Someone once told me to make note of pain spots. Sigil up and they become trivial. He was right.
  • necopinatus
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    Why are people complaining ? If u want to get flawless run and u are willing to train then you will get it in the end. You can use all sigils for it, u can use whatever build or skills you want. Its achievement and if other people did it this way, you can do it too. I'm so sick of people saying stuff like this should be nerfed. If its gonna be easy then there is no reward for it in the end. Its like I would complain its so hard to get into Harvard but I never did my homework after school.

    And honestly if its just this one add u have problem with then just watch video i linked and its so easy to kite it 5y old kid could do it.
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  • vgabor
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    Run? Circle?? Meh, just duke it out, face to face, jab-jab-jab-jab-... :D
  • Kahmel
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    Why are people complaining ? If u want to get flawless run and u are willing to train then you will get it in the end. You can use all sigils for it, u can use whatever build or skills you want. Its achievement and if other people did it this way, you can do it too. I'm so sick of people saying stuff like this should be nerfed. If its gonna be easy then there is no reward for it in the end. Its like I would complain its so hard to get into Harvard but I never did my homework after school.

    And honestly if its just this one add u have problem with then just watch video i linked and its so easy to kite it 5y old kid could do it.

    I wasn't seriously calling for a nerf. lol I was trying to make a funny post to vent my frustrations from my foolish mistake I thought that was evident in how I phrased my first post but it seems I need to work on my story skills. :c
  • ChunkyCat
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    tldr

    Nerf Sorc
  • Darkenarlol
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    omg it is 2020 soon...l2p
  • Nebthet78
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    Kahmel wrote: »

    Everything was going fine and dandy until I destroyed the first crystal and the boss had knocked me down as I rose from the lava like a bat out of Hades I was met by a fire breathing lizard also known as a daedroth. HMPH! I thought as I began fighting it with such intensity that the entire arena began to shake violently and then the evil lizard that stands on two legs began to charge up an attack of fire the likes of which I've never seen before! It reminded me of that time I thought it wise to check if my pizza was cooled off enough to eat by taking a huge bite out of it! I thought I'd just roll dodge out of the way but I was exhausted from all my previous battles that instead of dodging sideways I dodged backwards still in the radius of this beasts terrible fire attack and I.... I died.

    And with my tale coming to an end I must say...

    ZOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NERF THESE THINGS THEY'RE TOO STRONG WHAT THE CRAP????

    This has been exactly where I've been stuck for months before I took a break from going back in there. The Crematorium Guard.

    Other players keep on stating that you have to keep behind them to kill them, but I've run into so many issues where, no matter what, they damn thing turns with me and it still hits me with it's fire breathe. Can't even run away from it, because that thing can run after you while breathing fire on you, even at warp speed.

    I'll eventually get it, but for now I'm concentrating on real life issues rather than in-game annoyances.
    Far too many characters to list any more.
  • Kahmel
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    AYYYYYY!!! :D And the stupid daedroth didn't even spawn on the last boss >_> but I mastered the art of running in circles to dodge his fire attack!
    EEDI2.jpg

  • hakan
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    LOL only hard things in vMA are Crema Guards. They are the real bosses of vMA.

    That being said i learnt to run in circles on my second try.. as a vampire..

    so yeah you can do it.
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