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ESO is like a brand new sports car, right now

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Except there is no FN gas in the tank, and its just sitting there, its fn useless....

15 mins 3 crashes, pvp peak time is a joke.
Savoifair, EP NB

If you break something, you can glue it back together and fix it, but, it will always be broken...

  • SirAndy
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    How exactly do you crash a brand new sports car if it does not have gas in the tank?

    Whatever you do with your life, please don't become a full-time analogy writer ...
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  • VaranisArano
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    At least it still has that new car smell?

    Mmm, smells like overworked hamsters.
    Edited by VaranisArano on August 29, 2019 2:21AM
  • ZarkingFrued
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    How exactly do you crash a brand new sports car if it does not have gas in the tank?

    Whatever you do with your life, please don't become a full-time analogy writer ...
    biggrin.gif


    Whatever you do with your life, dont become a critic.
  • max_only
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    How exactly do you crash a brand new sports car if it does not have gas in the tank?

    Whatever you do with your life, please don't become a full-time analogy writer ...
    biggrin.gif


    Whatever you do with your life, dont become a critic.

    Too late.
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  • Hapexamendios
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    It’s more like an old sports car imo. Runs fine for a bit then breaks down and needs repair. Rinse and repeat.
  • ChunkyCat
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    I drive a Ford Fiesta. The AC doesn’t work.
  • MLGProPlayer
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    It’s more like an old sports car imo. Runs fine for a bit then breaks down and needs repair. Rinse and repeat.

    An old sports car still performed well at some point.
  • jainiadral
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    How exactly do you crash a brand new sports car if it does not have gas in the tank?

    Whatever you do with your life, please don't become a full-time analogy writer ...
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    It's running Windows 98 :trollface:
  • Hapexamendios
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    It’s more like an old sports car imo. Runs fine for a bit then breaks down and needs repair. Rinse and repeat.

    An old sports car still performed well at some point.

    ESO was an old sports car from the start though.
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    A brand new sports car that they accidentally filled up with diesel instead of gas
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • darthgummibear_ESO
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    How exactly do you crash a brand new sports car if it does not have gas in the tank?

    Whatever you do with your life, please don't become a full-time analogy writer ...
    biggrin.gif


    Now if he had said it was a car in the matrix that kept running into the wall over and over because the steering wheel didn't work, that would be closer.
  • MajBludd
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    @ChunkyCat lmao, that's almost or is a vintage car now, or do they still make those things?
  • ChunkyCat
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    They’re discontinued. Don’t be jelly.
  • TequilaFire
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    Watch out for the airbags!
    About those recalls...
  • ZOS_WadeS
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    Greetings! We have close this thread due to it's unconstructive nature. While we completely understand everyone has their own opinions, thoughts, feelings and even frustrations, we want the forums to be a civil and constructive platform for the game and it's community as a whole.
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