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The Markarth DLC and Update 28 base game patch are now available to test on the PTS! Read the full patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts/

Patch notes?

red_emu
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The wait is killing me! How about you?

Are the patch notes going to be a few pages long with some changes and meaningful fixes? Or are they going to be spelling error fixes?
PC - EU:
Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
Falathren - AD StamSorc
Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
Your-Ex - AD MagBlade

Patch notes? 164 votes

Patch notes?
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daryl.rasmusenb14_ESOHidesFromSunKawallgeneralmyricksediPardusMelas 6 votes
Natch Potes?
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Netch Poots?
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Potato?
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jsarthur_ESOJarndyceCoatmagicaubrey.baconb16_ESOKnootewootLord_BidrDarkheartVexariusghwaiteiPeripheryZouniXarkoBezzEvitoabigfishyI_killed_VivecOrphanHelgenmoleculeBrowisethUndefwun 80 votes
  • ghwaite
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    Potato?
    Nothing to see here..... move along...
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • Browiseth
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    Potato?
    why is natch potes a meme again
    i stream eso here
    join the BUFF ARGONIAN ARMY today!!!!!
    before you make that post, ask yourself; "am i being a contrarian for the sake of it?"
    morrowind is not a good game but the expansion will probably be okay nvm lol
    subjectivity is implied
    characters:
    • EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian stamsorc - lvl 50 (main)
    • EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer magdk - lvl 50 (secondary main)
    • EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Bosmer stamden healer - lvl 50 (based on my Dragon Age: Inquisition character)
    • EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian sorc healer - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian magcro - lvl 50 (meh)
    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc stamdk - lvl 50 (Inspired by Sinh the Slumbering Dragon from Dark Souls 2)
    • EP - M - Star-of-Arcane - Argonian magplar - lvl 15
    • EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton magblade - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamplar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necrotank - lvl 5
    • EP - F - Avaricious Akashi - Khajiit Stamden - lvl 5 (loosely based on Akashi from Azur Lane)
    PC/NA but live in EU 150+ ping lyfe

    ingame ID: PLAYEP.Q
  • Fischblut
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    Natch Potes?
    Fixed placement of a crafting node which used to be unavailable for interaction under the tree in Auridon. The Keen Eye glow of this evil node will not tease you anymore <3
    (I would actually like that fix, but together with many more fixes ) :)
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Natch Potes?
    Browiseth wrote: »
    why is natch potes a meme again

    It was never not a meme.
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NA

    CR1000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50
    Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50
    Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50
    Jorleif the Bear-King - EP DK - 50
    Ko'Shariba-do - EP Sorc - 50
    Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50
    Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50
    More-Tail - EP Warden - 50
    Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50
    Az the Bulwark of Skål - EP Warden - 50
    Rilasi Sedas - EP Warden - 50
    Rayna Andalen - EP Templar - 50
  • BuildMan
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    Potch nates.
    PSN: YourACasul
    For the Covenant!
    CP 1147 Imperial Stamina Warden - Flawless Conqueror
    PS4/NA/DC
    CP 121 Breton Magicka Dragonknight
    PC/NA/DC
  • therift
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    5k says the word 'Performance' does not appear in the Natch Potes.
  • Animal_Mother
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    Natch Potes?
    Fischblut wrote: »
    Fixed placement of a crafting node which used to be unavailable for interaction under the tree in Auridon. The Keen Eye glow of this evil node will not tease you anymore <3
    (I would actually like that fix, but together with many more fixes ) :)

    Sounds about right.

    The longer the maintenance the shorter the potes.
  • Morgul667
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    Natch Potes?
    More nerfs incoming

    o:)
  • ZarkingFrued
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    Natch Potes?
    Remember how bad the notes were at first? Remember the panic of this patch. Remember healers crying? Its gonna be worse. Wayyyyy worse.
  • RaddlemanNumber7
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    Natch Potes?
    Freebies incoming? All-platform maintenance so that everyone gets them at the same time.
    PC EU
  • Gatviper
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    Potato?
    Tyrion87 wrote: »
    Ages ago I was always impatient, yet positively excited for the new natch potes.

    Now I dread before each PTS cycle and worry about what else will be nerfed/ruined/bugged.
    I know right. Started for me about 2016 ever since Thieves Guild DLC came out and they started to change things not the good way. Used to look forward to improvements before that.
    Life is a ride, like days in a train, cities rush by, like ghosts in the night.
    The rhythm of wheels, time fades away, stations of a journey, destination unknown.
  • rsantijw13
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    I bet we are going to have a maintenance extension
  • OrphanHelgen
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    Potato?
    I can't remember first week patch notes had anything interesting in them. Usually took them 2-3 weeks until the real changes came out but let's see.
    PC, EU server, Ebonheart Pact


    Finally a reason not to play League of Legends
  • ulrik.igerupb16_ESO
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    Well, the patch just finished installing for me. Would be nice to know what's in it.
  • ghwaite
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    Potato?
    OMG OMG OMG..... They Fixed............ a typo :'(
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • ulrik.igerupb16_ESO
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    Oh, was that it. So underwhelming it's laughable. Not. :/
  • jainiadral
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    Potato?
    Six hours for that :D:D:D
  • Massacre_Wurm
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    Potato?
    6 hours and 126 MB....and they fixed a TYPO.

    GOOD JOB!
  • Berserkerkitten
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    Nice patch notes. I expect nothing and am still disappointed.
    Nobody cares about your endless list of terribly-named characters.
  • SantieClaws
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    Netch Poots?
    At least it was a funny sort of typo XD

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
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    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • MartiniDaniels
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    Netch Poots?
    Please no more changes!
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  • Gatviper
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    Potato?
    It was just there to stop people from getting their last tickets today :p
    Life is a ride, like days in a train, cities rush by, like ghosts in the night.
    The rhythm of wheels, time fades away, stations of a journey, destination unknown.
  • JamieAubrey
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    -PC/EU/AD-
    CP 1300

    Former Empress Vex Valentino - Lvl 50 MagSorc - AvA 50
    Vex Valentino V - Lvl 50 MagPlar - AvA 28
    Growls-at-the-Badger - Lvl 50 MagDen - AvA 24
    Streaks into Load Screens - Lvl 50 StamSorc - AvA 28
    Vexromancer - Lvl 50 MagCro AvA 17

    You might know me as the guy that complains EVERYDAY in TF/Vivec/Blah Raven at AD
    In Game/Twitter DRaGoN_KoBRa

    20/8/19 First vMA clear

  • Ozby
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    Potato?
    There up and disappointed to see they still have not fixed AOE telegraphing.
    PC NA
    Aurora Bravepaw (Healden), Basks in Fire (DKTank), Bran Artlion (Magplar), Brindel Seedthorne (Stamden WW), Brugo Gargak (Stamcro), Casimir Delmar (StamDK), Falco Bastion (Stamsorc), Fus Ro Dah (Stamplar), Gandalff the Gay (Petsorc), Jo-Qinan Betula (Magden), Laveera Hex (Magcro), Raine Whitestag (Stamden), Raised by Bears (Wardentank), Ralak Rotheart (Healcro), Selene Sunshadow MagDK), Shadow Mirage (NBTank), Slythe Rattlebone (Healplar), Ulfnor Dragonslayer (Tankcro).
  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    Potato?
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/485215/pc-mac-patch-notes-v5-0-11#latest
    - Fixed a typo in the German Terms of Service. Piccard Drive is no longer translated into Piccard Hard Drive.
    - Fixed an issue where text would become illegible when adjusting the resolution in fullscreen mode.
    - Fixed an issue where you would receive an error message when attempting to rescind a Guild Finder application.

    ...

    Apparently it was more important than 2 event tickets... :disappointed:

    How it is even possible that it took you SIX ! 6 ! Hours ? And was it THAT important ? It could wait till next week you know...
    Edited by Tommy_The_Gun on July 15, 2019 2:06PM
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