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Patch notes?

red_emu
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The wait is killing me! How about you?

Are the patch notes going to be a few pages long with some changes and meaningful fixes? Or are they going to be spelling error fixes?
PC - EU:
Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
Falathren - AD StamSorc
Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
Your-Ex - AD MagBlade

Patch notes? 164 votes

Patch notes?
3%
daryl.rasmusenb14_ESOHidesFromSunKawallgeneralmyricksediPardusMelas 6 votes
Natch Potes?
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Netch Poots?
18%
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Potato?
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  • ghwaite
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    Potato?
    Nothing to see here..... move along...
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • Browiseth
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    Potato?
    why is natch potes a meme again
    skingrad when zoscharacters:
    • EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
    • EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
    • EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
    PC/NA but live in EU 150+ ping lyfe
  • Skander
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    Natch Potes?
    giphy.gif
    I meme, but my memes are so truthful they hurt
    -Elder Nightblades Online
    Want competitive pvp while being outnumbered? Tough luck, the devs clearly said you have to die in those situations
  • Fischblut
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    Natch Potes?
    Fixed placement of a crafting node which used to be unavailable for interaction under the tree in Auridon. The Keen Eye glow of this evil node will not tease you anymore <3
    (I would actually like that fix, but together with many more fixes ) :)
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Natch Potes?
    Browiseth wrote: »
    why is natch potes a meme again

    It was never not a meme.
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • Casul
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    Potch nates.
    PvP needs more love.
  • therift
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    5k says the word 'Performance' does not appear in the Natch Potes.
  • SantieClaws
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    Netch Poots?
    Claws Data Centre Services is working hard to patch your servers and bring them back to you as soon as we can.

    Your patching is in the best of paws! Except for the times we let the orc girl do it ...

    Located in scenic Coldharbour we promise you we will turn all the handles once a day, put out fires within 45 minutes and occasionally feed the skeevaton.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    Claws Data Centre Services
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    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • Animal_Mother
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    Natch Potes?
    Fischblut wrote: »
    Fixed placement of a crafting node which used to be unavailable for interaction under the tree in Auridon. The Keen Eye glow of this evil node will not tease you anymore <3
    (I would actually like that fix, but together with many more fixes ) :)

    Sounds about right.

    The longer the maintenance the shorter the potes.
  • Morgul667
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    Natch Potes?
    More nerfs incoming

    o:)
  • ZarkingFrued
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    Natch Potes?
    Remember how bad the notes were at first? Remember the panic of this patch. Remember healers crying? Its gonna be worse. Wayyyyy worse.
  • RaddlemanNumber7
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    Natch Potes?
    Freebies incoming? All-platform maintenance so that everyone gets them at the same time.
    PC EU
  • Tyrion87
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    Ages ago I was always impatient, yet positively excited for the new natch potes.

    Now I dread before each PTS cycle and worry about what else will be nerfed/ruined/bugged.
  • Gatviper
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    Potato?
    Tyrion87 wrote: »
    Ages ago I was always impatient, yet positively excited for the new natch potes.

    Now I dread before each PTS cycle and worry about what else will be nerfed/ruined/bugged.
    I know right. Started for me about 2016 ever since Thieves Guild DLC came out and they started to change things not the good way. Used to look forward to improvements before that.
    Life is a ride, like days in a train, cities rush by, like ghosts in the night.
    The rhythm of wheels, time fades away, stations of a journey, destination unknown.
  • darkblue5
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    Netch Poots?
    Gatviper wrote: »
    Tyrion87 wrote: »
    Ages ago I was always impatient, yet positively excited for the new natch potes.

    Now I dread before each PTS cycle and worry about what else will be nerfed/ruined/bugged.
    I know right. Started for me about 2016 ever since Thieves Guild DLC came out and they started to change things not the good way. Used to look forward to improvements before that.

    That's because launch was so bad that anything was an improvement.
  • rsantijw13
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    I bet we are going to have a maintenance extension
  • OrphanHelgen
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    Potato?
    I can't remember first week patch notes had anything interesting in them. Usually took them 2-3 weeks until the real changes came out but let's see.
    PC, EU server, Ebonheart Pact


    Finally a reason not to play League of Legends
  • Master_Fluff
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    Well, the patch just finished installing for me. Would be nice to know what's in it.
    Halcyon Black
  • ghwaite
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    Potato?
    OMG OMG OMG..... They Fixed............ a typo :'(
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • Master_Fluff
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    Oh, was that it. So underwhelming it's laughable. Not. :/
    Halcyon Black
  • jainiadral
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    Potato?
    Six hours for that :D:D:D
  • Massacre_Wurm
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    Potato?
    6 hours and 126 MB....and they fixed a TYPO.

    GOOD JOB!
  • Berserkerkitten
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    Nice patch notes. I expect nothing and am still disappointed.
    Nobody cares about your endless list of terribly-named characters.
  • SantieClaws
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    Netch Poots?
    At least it was a funny sort of typo XD

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • MartiniDaniels
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    Netch Poots?
    Please no more changes!
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  • Gatviper
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    Potato?
    It was just there to stop people from getting their last tickets today :p
    Life is a ride, like days in a train, cities rush by, like ghosts in the night.
    The rhythm of wheels, time fades away, stations of a journey, destination unknown.
  • Ozby
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    Potato?
    There up and disappointed to see they still have not fixed AOE telegraphing.
    PC NA
    Aurora Bravepaw (Healden), Basks in Fire (DKTank), Bran Artlion (Magplar), Brindel Seedthorne (Stamden WW), Brugo Gargak (Stamcro), Casimir Delmar (StamDK), Falco Bastion (Stamsorc), Fus Ro Dah (Stamplar), Gandalff the Gay (Petsorc), Jo-Qinan Betula (Magden), Laveera Hex (Magcro), Raine Whitestag (Stamden), Raised by Bears (Wardentank), Ralak Rotheart (Healcro), Selene Sunshadow MagDK), Shadow Mirage (NBTank), Slythe Rattlebone (Healplar), Ulfnor Dragonslayer (Tankcro).
  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    Potato?
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/485215/pc-mac-patch-notes-v5-0-11#latest
    - Fixed a typo in the German Terms of Service. Piccard Drive is no longer translated into Piccard Hard Drive.
    - Fixed an issue where text would become illegible when adjusting the resolution in fullscreen mode.
    - Fixed an issue where you would receive an error message when attempting to rescind a Guild Finder application.

    ...

    Apparently it was more important than 2 event tickets... :disappointed:

    How it is even possible that it took you SIX ! 6 ! Hours ? And was it THAT important ? It could wait till next week you know...
    Edited by Tommy_The_Gun on July 15, 2019 2:06PM
  • fierackas
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    So they stopped people participating in the event today for that crap?
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