ESO: A Haiku

Suddwrath

Logged into the game,
gameplay encumbered by bugs,
why is this allowed?

What is your version of the ESO Haiku?

MakeMeUhSamich

Sustain, sustain, sus...(heavy attack)
Sustain, sustain, sustain, sus...(heavy attack)
Sustain, sustain, sus...(heavy attack)

Darkenarlol

the cliff racer climbs

on the Red Mountain...

so unwillingly

TelvanniWizard

Zos is so greedy
and his bag will break down.
Crowns spoiled on the dust.

Cundu_Ertur

Who are you kidding?
All eyes are focused upon
your hidden Bosmer.

edit to add:

Once I was stealthy
Now I am too obvious.
Leaves dying in Fall.

Seraphayel

I like fish
And lick my fur
Khajiit I am
*purrrrrr*

Lisutaris

Fun is my goal,
pressing the button of queue,
*donk*

(nothing happens, just the sound of silence....)

Dagoth_Rac

DPS is meh.
Practice on dummy for weeks.
DPS unchanged.

THEDKEXPERIENCE

Enjoy Having Fun
Post Clip On Forums To Share
Duck Thrown Tomatoes

Goregrinder

I want to buy Crowns.
How many Crowns should I buy?
Is 20k good?

khajiitNPC

@SaltySudd

Not to be, ‘that guy’, but you guys aren’t writing haiku. You’re writing Senryu.

Suddwrath

khajiitNPC wrote: »

@SaltySudd

Not to be, ‘that guy’, but you guys aren’t writing haiku. You’re writing Senryu.

We've been busted, boys. Hide the evidence!

KoultouraS

"Aware of issues
We are indeed killing it
Press F to join group"

Verbal_Earthworm

In the unplayable server
these pc dlcs
A unplayable customer

apologies to Basho


From customer to zos
The sad servers server
To the service.pc.

apologies to Basho


No one crown
Along this store but I,
This pathetic .

apologies to Basho


In the crash
No eu can store
How soon it must pc.

apologies to Basho


An unplayable pathetic crash...
A ignorance fix into the zos,
server! again.

apologies to Basho


eu eu,
The pathetic is store of pathetic

apologies to Buson


store from the pc
customer customer eu In the dlcs.

apologies to Buson


The eu
crash his unplayable
sad.

apologies to Issa


unplayable fix
fix, that server,
To the zos in the zos.

apologies to Issa


store's
store of the pc!
the dlcs's bugs through

apologies to Issa


Don't bugs, bugs
dlcs, crown,
Must sad.

apologies to Issa


customer service
As store who store
And fix.

apologies to Shiki


pathetic sad,
How much pathetic of it pathetic?
The sad is eu.

apologies to Shiki


ignorance those pathetic ignorance
We store a fix dlcs
On a service in service.

apologies to Shiki


I eu an crash
and eu my sad ignorance
have been .

apologies to Kato Shuson


zos the store
pathetic, store in service
with no dlcs to crown.

apologies to Soseki

thanks to interactive haiku generator

Elwendryll

Nirn is my city
Everyday I log in
To play my khajiit

worrallj

I try to roleplay
But it is way too boring
So I browse forums

Cundu_Ertur

khajiitNPC wrote: »

@SaltySudd

Not to be, ‘that guy’, but you guys aren’t writing haiku. You’re writing Senryu.

I included a kigo at least once, so

UntilValhalla13

Stuck in a load screen
The frame rate is terrible
Elsweyr broke the game

zvavi

Probably need sleep
Want to grind low level chars
Hate psijic order

Short on gold and gems
Accept any donations
zvavi is shameless

dlc dungeons
I used to pug a lot
But leveling alts

Found Tzogvin daggers
Two level fourty nine
Not again frostvault


Also low level
Burning spellweave inferno
Stop dropping for me

The salt is with me
Maybe it is just my luck
Or zos hates on me

Okay i go sleep
Sweet dreams everyone here
My eyes are closing

Amanuensis

Fake tanks and healers
The bane of pugging dungeons
Dead ere the first boss

ArchMikem

Rolling tired eyes.
Haters just love the hating.
Go outside and play.

SantieClaws

Bright moons shine
Through rain in spring
Argonian goes splash

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

karthrag_inak

5
7
5

sheesh its not that hard
seems some people just can't count
its five, seven, five!

THEDKEXPERIENCE

Necromancy New?
Nope, the internet exists
Old posts do not die

wavingblue

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give us back add-on access to guild activities on PC please

Mettaricana

Here i sit broken hearted
Game so bugged it's just started
As i sit i hope and pray
This dumpster fire will be fixed some day

West1389

It will get fixed your heart will be healed my friend. Zos will make sure of it.

As always your friendly self proclaimed ZosDefender

Alowishus

Bosmer and Maomer
Dunmer Altmer Orsimer
Elves elves everywhere

Imperial and
Breton Nord Redguard Reachmen
Destroy all humans!

Daedric Xivilai
Scamps and Clannfear Watcher's eye
Bow before your Prince

Raisin

Unable to queue.
Someone declined the invite.
Unable to queue.

ArchMikem

Mettaricana wrote: »

Here i sit broken hearted
Game so bugged it's just started
As i sit i hope and pray
This dumpster fire will be fixed some day

I need to stop coming in here to read dumpster fire poems.

cjhhickman39

Go not into queue
Knock and walk in the door mer
Dungeons awaits friend