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Best Part of Jester's Event!?

generalmyrick
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You read it! What is it???
"The red pill and its opposite, the blue pill, are a popular cultural meme, a metaphor representing the choice between:

Knowledge, freedom, uncertainty and the brutal truths of reality (red pill)
Security, happiness, beauty, and the blissful ignorance of illusion (blue pill)"

Insight to Agree to Awesome Ratio = 1:6.04:2.76 as of 1/25/2019

Compared to people that I've ignored = I am 18% more insightful, 20% less agreeable, and 88% more awesome.

Best Part of Jester's Event!? 129 votes

Chrysamere
3%
darkstar2084red_emuKalik_GoldTelannocturne 4 votes
Cadwell's Motifs
36%
TabbycatdriosketchSolarikenhuntgod_ESOLisaxMovingTargetanitajoneb17_ESOChelowalkerjonesCave_CanemStreegaAmphithoeBlkadrEdziuWitchyWarriorBrowisethProfessorKittyhawkAliyavanaceironLord_Eomer 47 votes
Event Tickets for Sale
1%
Fischblutskrvbb10rd 2 votes
Mounts on sticks
14%
xaraanUntrustedExistenzLoves_guarsUPrimeevivnadaFilteredRiddleSpiderKnightEshjaLadislaoEnemorianaShawn_PTHoolieluluKesslaAngelFires333wishlist14FiktiusCrixus8000thedovahmonCMDR_Un1k0rn 19 votes
Pet Rock
5%
otis67AlienSlofNoisividlillybitCasulsediStratloc 7 votes
Other
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DeathStalkerCaligamy_ESOJarndyceLonePirateGythralDanikatSpacegatoArchmadiosStonen80ub17_ESOAlex_LexKorah_EaglecryElsonsoAsmodeusDarkCillion3117GrimnaurTan9oSucckaBrrrofskirandomkeyhitsShadow_Akulafgoron2000 50 votes
  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    Cadwell's Motifs
    If they would bring back the chef costume I could do a Bosmer (nb?) Who uses the Cadwell style as a theme. Best way to eat your enemies is with a knife and fork.
    Edited by ProfessorKittyhawk on March 23, 2019 2:40PM
  • generalmyrick
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    Of they would bring back the chef costume I could do a Bosmer (nb?) Who uses the Cadwell style as a theme. Best way to eat your enemies is with a knife and fork.

    yes yes! hahaahahaha, i wanna see that!
    "The red pill and its opposite, the blue pill, are a popular cultural meme, a metaphor representing the choice between:

    Knowledge, freedom, uncertainty and the brutal truths of reality (red pill)
    Security, happiness, beauty, and the blissful ignorance of illusion (blue pill)"

    Insight to Agree to Awesome Ratio = 1:6.04:2.76 as of 1/25/2019

    Compared to people that I've ignored = I am 18% more insightful, 20% less agreeable, and 88% more awesome.
  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    Mounts on sticks
    Mounts for sure.

    I've travelled across all of Tamriel on my stick horse now.
    In-game username: Un1korn | Happy member of the PCNA UESP guild (Resident Daggerfall Covenant enjoyer) | Main & basically only character: Crucian Vulpin, Imperial Dragonknight of the Daggerfall Covenant, and Undaunted Bulwark (I tank) | Mountain bike enjoyer and vulpine appreciator | If you know me from PCEU: No | To ZOS: THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BRING MY HORSE INTO BATTLE!
  • Elsonso
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    "What do you call a Bosmer who arbors eating his neighbors?"
  • fgoron2000
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    XP buff, opportunity to combine with scrolls or pots and level alts and/or skills/morphs

    I continue to do the jester quests on alts that i added since the last festival, but only for completion & achieves...after that, i return to what i was doing before the festival along with the buff...
  • Trinity_Is_My_Name
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    When it's over.
  • Keldheir
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    The XP buff. I have no interest in the other things.
    PC EU
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    King Jester Jorunn
    Fear is the Mindkiller
  • Jarndyce
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    King Jester Jorunn

    This^
  • RaddlemanNumber7
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    Voice acting of the three monarchs.
    PC EU
  • Danikat
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    My favourite part is the festival quests. Yes they're relatively quick (unless your character has never been to Auridon before) and they're very simple, but I like that we actually have dedicated festival content instead of a slight tweak to the rewards from normal dailies.
    PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
  • Hamish999
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    The XP buff and the fact you can get 2 tickets from the first jester quest you do each day, thus saving time to do something more worth while.
    Edited by Hamish999 on March 23, 2019 3:33PM
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    Do'Zahra - Khajiit - StamDK - AD
    Narese Telvanni - Dunmer - Petsorc - EP
    Anastasie Chastain - Breton - Magplar - DC
    Gashnakh the Lusty - Orc - Stamsorc - AD
    Stands-In-Stoopid - Argonian - Warden Tank - AD
    Talia al-Morwha - Redguard - Stamden - AD
    Makes-Fier-Wrong - Argonian - Stamblade - AD
    Busty-Argonian-Maid - Argonian - Templar Healer - AD
    Alaru Telvanni - Dunmer - Stamplar - AD
    Ko'Raehsi - Khajiit - Magsorc - AD
    Torhild Rock-Chucker - Nord - StamDK - AD
    Drusilla Larouche - Breton - MagDK - AD
    Ko'Khanni - Khajiit - Magden - AD
    Ilithyia Ectorius - Imperial - DK Tank -AD
    Rosara Laumont - Breton - Warden Healer - AD
    Do'Darri - Khajiit - Stam Arcanist - AD

    Keyboard and mouse FTW!
  • pauli133
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    Jester Queen Ayrenn. A comically exaggerated Orc playing a comically exaggerated Altmer queen, while probably drunk.

    The most delightful NPC in ESO.
  • Danikat
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    pauli133 wrote: »
    Jester Queen Ayrenn. A comically exaggerated Orc playing a comically exaggerated Altmer queen, while probably drunk.

    The most delightful NPC in ESO.

    When you point out that she can't be the real Ayrenn because she's a orc she says she must have been turned into one and will just have to make the most of the muscles and incredibly tolerance for wine.

    Also one of the 3 says the invention of the Jester's festival is probably closely related to the invention of drinking. So between the two I'm going to say she's almost definitely drunk.
    PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
  • Dracan_Fontom
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    Hereeeeee piggy piggy piggy.
  • Tan9oSuccka
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    Orc Queen Ayrenn.
    Of course I like steak. I'm a Nord, aren't I?
    -Berj Stoneheart
  • mmcgibbo
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    XP gain. Power leveled my friend to 50 and got her first CP point yesterday
  • JumpmanLane
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    I’m not doing any of that crap. Don’t want the titles. Not wasting the time. I got pied in Vivec and didn’t know what was going on. Killed the fools around me, then went through my buffs and debuffs. It went away and when it happened again, I killed some more dummies and REALLY decided not to do the event. Not even using the xp buff.

    Who thinks this stuff up?
  • Cillion3117
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    XP buff.
  • Tasear
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    Pie ...I will do events just for pie. I will buy pie. My raid leader will enjoy it for sure just like cake. I will be sad when I have no more pie.
  • Hoolielulu
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    Mounts on sticks
    Mounts for sure.

    I've travelled across all of Tamriel on my stick horse now.

    I swear some people stop and watch me. Then I jump around in circles for their amusement.
  • StormeReigns
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    Cadwell's Motifs
    Treasure Hunter Costume + wolfhunter hat + cadwell's "battle axe"

    Feeling like an archeologist.
  • Fischblut
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    Event Tickets for Sale
    I didn't like this event previous times, and I don't like it this year too.
    I like experience boost from pie as best part of the festival, but this is most valuable only when I have little alts who need leveling. So I've chosen tickets - even though I haven't bought them from store and I don't like anything from current ticket vendor :D But if there was something I like and I was not getting enough tickets during festival from dailies, I would mind to buy some tickets from store.
  • Tasear
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    Hoolielulu wrote: »
    Mounts for sure.

    I've travelled across all of Tamriel on my stick horse now.

    I swear some people stop and watch me. Then I jump around in circles for their amusement.

    I certainly do. You guys make it look fun.
  • KMarble
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    Tasear wrote: »
    Pie ...I will do events just for pie. I will buy pie. My raid leader will enjoy it for sure just like cake. I will be sad when I have no more pie.

    Give me a day or two to do the pie achievements on my alts and I'll send you all the pie I get - if you play on PC/Na
  • wishlist14
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    Mounts on sticks
    I love a bit of silly fun and riding around on my stick horse made me giggle....this is what the jester festival is about..im still tossing wether to a get pet rock or not. Im not sure if im ready for the committment 😜I also love cadwells motifs and the event tickets...heck i love it all it's fun. Well done zenimax team.
    Edited by wishlist14 on March 23, 2019 8:25PM
  • jainiadral
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    King Jester Jorunn

    Oh heck yes! "Jorunn wishes to glisten in the breeze!"

    As a secondary, all the little jester shows :D I <3 Tim Russ.
  • sevomd69
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    It'll be over in 10 days...
  • phileunderx2
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    Hurling pies at gaurds.
  • FilteredRiddle
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    Mounts on sticks
    100% those adorable Hobby Horses.

    I think the gallop is hilarious, and the jumping noises made me lul. I only wish that when you sprint, you awkwardly speed galloped, rather than putting the stick over your shoulder (though that is funny in its own way). The whole, “AD like guar, DC like horses, EP like dragons” thing in the descriptions was pretty stupid though. Guar are native to two EP zones, and the prospect of locking one of the alliances behind an extra layer of purchasing (i.e. Crown Gems) is equally dumb.

    The Cadwell weapon and armor motifs definitely rank second for me. As someone who bought the broom and bucket when they were released, both are right up my alley. The rock would have been up there if it rolled behind you (missed pun opportunity ZOS; you should be ashamed) or even if it adorably hopped, instead of the unfortunate ‘poofing’ mechanic.
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    The Sentinels of Padomay
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