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The ZoS Skill Line and skills they use on us.
Aedrion
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Since servers were down all day and are now broken, along with Steam clients while 'things are being investigated' by Kajiit Sherlock Holmes, I decided to spend my time wisely and make what I'm pretty sure is the unique skill line you gain access to when you work at ZoS.
This skill line in inaccessible to players and therefore is not balanced. You have been warned.
Disappointing Developer
Visual Negation: Bombard the fabric of the universe with spacial anomalies, reducing frames per second by 30 on 20 targets, reduces it by another 15 if this ability hits more than 40 targets. While active, targets cannot use doors or see oils.
Spacial Fragmentation: Unhinges the target from reality, making them slide across the ground in a random direction, while affected, the target moves through walls and floors and is stunned until killed. When used on a sprinting targets, makes them sprint when standing still while draining their stamina to 0.
Temporal Anomaly: Stretches space-time into clusters, causing all affected targets to be suspended in time for 5 seconds before having all their actions of those 5 seconds take place in 1 second. Targets affected will instantly die when hit by Snipe or boss skills.
Arrested Continuum: Bends reality to slow time between choices and actions by 5 seconds. Targets under the effect of this ability perceive Cyrodiil guards and hostile NPC's in different locations than their actual locations and may only use light attacks. When used on more than 20 players, makes them all immortal.
Tentative Pendulum: Bends the space-time laws for the affected target, when they attempt to travel using wayshrines, send them into Oblivion instead until they exit the game and restart. When used on more than 5 targets in a group, spreads to the entire group and gives them major latency.
Universal Ruin: Takes down the servers for 6 hours, and another 4 hours if the servers are European. Upon expiration, increases loading times for all targets by 10 minutes and deletes their guilds and friend lists. Gain major apathy for 8 hours.
Passives
Deafening Silence: Messages sent to the players about the frequent usage of skills in this skill line will be deleted. Post decrying the use of active abilities will be deleted.
Extended Torment: Every time you use a Disappointing Developer skill, a subsequent cast of that same skill will have double its effect. When five skills are cast in a row, instantly cast Universal ruin for free.
ESO-Plus: For every ESO-plus subscriber, gain 3 ultimate every two seconds and 13 euros or 15 dollars every month.
Predictability: Upon use of one a Disappointing Developer skill, the next one has its cost reduced by 50% and you give minor framerate to all targets.
Implosion: When hitting players under 15% patience, you have a 6% chance to give them major berserk and deal 15.450 shock damage to their brains.
Edited by Aedrion on January 28, 2019 7:49PM This skill line in inaccessible to players and therefore is not balanced. You have been warned.
Disappointing Developer
Visual Negation: Bombard the fabric of the universe with spacial anomalies, reducing frames per second by 30 on 20 targets, reduces it by another 15 if this ability hits more than 40 targets. While active, targets cannot use doors or see oils.
Spacial Fragmentation: Unhinges the target from reality, making them slide across the ground in a random direction, while affected, the target moves through walls and floors and is stunned until killed. When used on a sprinting targets, makes them sprint when standing still while draining their stamina to 0.
Temporal Anomaly: Stretches space-time into clusters, causing all affected targets to be suspended in time for 5 seconds before having all their actions of those 5 seconds take place in 1 second. Targets affected will instantly die when hit by Snipe or boss skills.
Arrested Continuum: Bends reality to slow time between choices and actions by 5 seconds. Targets under the effect of this ability perceive Cyrodiil guards and hostile NPC's in different locations than their actual locations and may only use light attacks. When used on more than 20 players, makes them all immortal.
Tentative Pendulum: Bends the space-time laws for the affected target, when they attempt to travel using wayshrines, send them into Oblivion instead until they exit the game and restart. When used on more than 5 targets in a group, spreads to the entire group and gives them major latency.
Universal Ruin: Takes down the servers for 6 hours, and another 4 hours if the servers are European. Upon expiration, increases loading times for all targets by 10 minutes and deletes their guilds and friend lists. Gain major apathy for 8 hours.
Passives
Deafening Silence: Messages sent to the players about the frequent usage of skills in this skill line will be deleted. Post decrying the use of active abilities will be deleted.
Extended Torment: Every time you use a Disappointing Developer skill, a subsequent cast of that same skill will have double its effect. When five skills are cast in a row, instantly cast Universal ruin for free.
ESO-Plus: For every ESO-plus subscriber, gain 3 ultimate every two seconds and 13 euros or 15 dollars every month.
Predictability: Upon use of one a Disappointing Developer skill, the next one has its cost reduced by 50% and you give minor framerate to all targets.
Implosion: When hitting players under 15% patience, you have a 6% chance to give them major berserk and deal 15.450 shock damage to their brains.
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Ragged_Claw✭✭✭✭✭
✭'Major Apathy' I'm crying.
What a brilliant skill-line! It is very OP though. Guess I'll just have to L2P and not fall under 15% patience.
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