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April Fools/Jester Festival ideas for ZOS!
Glaiceana
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What are some ideas you can think of for pranks that ZOS could do to us or the game on April Fools day? 
I know it's a while away but I just thought it would be fun to come up with some things, maybe ZOS could actually test some of our suggestions out in the mean time? 
I know there's going to be some sarcastic replies, but just try to keep it civil and in good humour The devs do read our posts after all
One idea I had was that the target skeletons in our houses could start attacking us, that would be quite a shock initially. Or perhaps they move location just a little, follow us around haha.
Edited by Glaiceana on November 27, 2018 12:02PM I know it's a while away but I just thought it would be fun to come up with some things, maybe ZOS could actually test some of our suggestions out in the mean time? I know there's going to be some sarcastic replies, but just try to keep it civil and in good humour
The devs do read our posts after all One idea I had was that the target skeletons in our houses could start attacking us, that would be quite a shock initially. Or perhaps they move location just a little, follow us around haha.
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✭They could announce that they forgot to add for Murkmire the spears as a long anticipated new skill line, and everyone who owns dlc will get it free in next patch . Edited by Gargath on November 20, 2018 11:34AMPC EU (PL): 14 characters. ESO player since 06.08.2015. Farkas finest quote: "Some people don't think I'm smart. Those people get my fist. But you, I like."6 -
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✭✭✭✭They could announce that latency for PvP servers has been reduced to <50 ms for all users Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor
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41,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
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Characters:
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Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
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Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
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Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
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✭Reverting to pre 1T@Sparr0w so I get the notification
Xbox (EU) - l Sparrow x | CP 810+DD: All Mag + StamPC (EU) - Sparrxw | CP 810+
Heal: Templar | Sorc | NB | Warden | Necro
Tank: NB | DK | Warden
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Heal: Templar | Sorc
Tank: DK | NB
Completions: All HM's + TTT + IR + GH + GS3 -
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✭✭They could pretend the game-balance team actually understand the word balance.
All The BestThose memories come back to haunt me, they haunt me like a curse.
Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse.6 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Jester's Natch Potes:
All Argonians will be replaced by walking handbags
All Orcs will be replaced by bottle openers
All Elves will be replaced by hot air
Combat skills will be simplified for all classes - you now just have stab, punch, heal, tickle, step on toe and box ears.
All weapons will be replaced by giant spoons
Fish now walk on the land and rabbits swim underwater
Houses now have keys. If you lose them NPC blacksmiths can make you a new set for half a million gold pieces
Jewellery crafting master writs are now really great
Carrots grow on trees - like the magic one at Castle Claws
Murkmire recipes are now included in every single drop - metheglin is now very, very rare indeed.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/18 -
albesca✭✭✭✭✭- Jack-in-the-boxes disguised as locked chests in overland
- Random NPCs go squatting in our houses
One idea I had was that the target skeletons in our houses could start attacking us, that would be quite a shock initially. Or perhaps they move location just a little, follow us around haha.
This would be great for witches event, tooPC EU
Khajiit has no time for you4 -
jlmurra2✭✭✭✭✭The announcement of the playable Necromancer class, and maormer race.Edited by jlmurra2 on November 20, 2018 1:12PM3 -
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✭SantieClaws wrote: »Jester's Natch Potes:
All Argonians will be replaced by walking handbags
All Orcs will be replaced by bottle openers
All Elves will be replaced by hot air
Combat skills will be simplified for all classes - you now just have stab, punch, heal, tickle, step on toe and box ears.
All weapons will be replaced by giant spoons
Fish now walk on the land and rabbits swim underwater
Houses now have keys. If you lose them NPC blacksmiths can make you a new set for half a million gold pieces
Jewellery crafting master writs are now really great
Carrots grow on trees - like the magic one at Castle Claws
Murkmire recipes are now included in every single drop - metheglin is now very, very rare indeed.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Don't forget all cats will be furcoats
Thuu chakkuth lod Hajhiit c’oo? Hajhiit gortsuquth gorihuth thuu gooluthduj thdeitoluu!
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I’d love for NPC’s to be in my homes, makes them feel less empty. On that note..- Jack-in-the-boxes disguised as locked chests in overland
- Random NPCs go squatting in our houses
One idea I had was that the target skeletons in our houses could start attacking us, that would be quite a shock initially. Or perhaps they move location just a little, follow us around haha.
This would be great for witches event, too
Molag Bal will now be summoned in Nirn, making more vampire children.
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✭It's going to mobile.Not my quote but I love this saying
"I would pay It for support. But since they choosed we are just numbers and not customers, i dont mind if game and zos goes to oblivion"6 -
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✭✭✭✭✭HappyLittleTree wrote: »
Don't forget all cats will be furcoats
This one would make a very poor fur coat, especially in Murkmire.
All the mud on the snow white fur. So terrible!
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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✭✭✭✭✭They could announce that in future vMA gear would be dropping in crown crates, but only the magicka-based gear as they were removing stamina from the game.
April 1st notwithstanding, it would trigger some pretty feverish forum activity
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Lol that would cause loads of wipes.Sheezabeast wrote: »Using a potion will transform your character into a frog for its duration!
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.2 -
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✭✭✭DMuehlhausen wrote: »Something about an mobile version for ESO would be good.
There is. It is called Elder Scrolls "Blades". Pre view was E3.
Not ESO but a mobile Scrolls game non the less...
https://www.androidcentral.com/preorder-elder-scrolls-blades-android-todayEdited by wenchmore420b14_ESO on November 20, 2018 5:05PMDrakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
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#MOREHOUSINGSLOTS“When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”
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✭✭It's going to mobile.
"Do you guys not have phones???"
Another one I thought of: Replacing trial end bosses with different normal NPCs or assistants. So you get to the end of Maw of Lorkhaj and instead of Rakkhat you get the Banker "How can I help?" *flies up above middle platform and slams down to begin fight* Priests of Hircine
Werewolves who bite for FREE! PC/EUOur total free bites: 7000+Guild Subreddit | Forum Thread | YouTube PlaylistTotal Champion Points: 1000+Main Character: Ithaera - Stam DK, Nord, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Rothelnog - Stam NB, Orc, Male, DD, Werewolf.
J'Xena - Mag DK, Khajiit, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Dances-With-Frost-Dragons - DK, Argonian, Male, Tank, Werewolf.
Raziel The Paradox - Mag TP, Dark Elf, Male, DD, Vampire.
Swims-Through-Starlight - TP, Argonian, Female, Healer, Werewolf.
Glaicean Mag Ward, High Elf, Male, Ice DD, Werewolf.
Hjurne Hircine's Forsaken - Sorc, Redguard, Male, PvP DD, Werewolf.
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Shraar✭✭✭They could announce that they forgot to add for Murkmire the spears as a long anticipated new skill line, and everyone who owns dlc will get it free in next patch .
LOL SPEARS RE IN GAME ARLEADY
when i plyyed i got so laggy that my characte r( a templar) was holding a spear in his hand. it was weird like the animations like the psear never faded from his hnad but it was so cool for like a minute until it eventually went away love the aedric spear
hate the off -hand restor slot so i just pretend its nott a staff bewcause im not a real wizard its just a spear in fact id luv it if they introdcued a sttaaff that looke da lot like a spear.1 -
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Lol that would cause loads of wipes.Sheezabeast wrote: »Using a potion will transform your character into a frog for its duration!
What if it were more like this
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!5 -
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✭They can announce that they are improving the performance in Cyrodiil ... though this one might be a little be overused!2 -
Gatviper✭✭✭✭This was once done in Everquest II. They put bunnies in every in-game overland zone, but they were more like cosmetic, non-attackable critters. On April the 1st those bunnies started chasing players and one-shotting them, which put quite a scare in many player then, it was 2015 I think. They made them passive critters the day after again, and never re-activated any following years.
But it was actually hilarious to be shock-surprised by vorpal bunnies.Life is a ride, like days in a train, cities rush by, like ghosts in the night.
The rhythm of wheels, time fades away, stations of a journey, destination unknown.5 -
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Rain_Greyraven✭✭✭✭✭"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”
― Robert E. Howard
So you want to be a game developer? Here is the best way to go about it.1 -
TempPlayer✭✭✭✭✭This was once done in Everquest II. They put bunnies in every in-game overland zone, but they were more like cosmetic, non-attackable critters. On April the 1st those bunnies started chasing players and one-shotting them, which put quite a scare in many player then, it was 2015 I think. They made them passive critters the day after again, and never re-activated any following years.
But it was actually hilarious to be shock-surprised by vorpal bunnies.
Lol, the Rabbit of Caerbannog from Monty Python strike again. Someone implement the holy hand grenade please.4
