Please. Help me ESO forums.

Nerdrage9000

So, my life. Right now, I am trapped on an airplane on the tarmac in Arizona. It’s about 100 degrees out side, or around 37, if that’s your thing.

Apparently there was an ‘incident’ with an unattended car. Nothing was wrong, but they cleared the airport anyways...

So now ALL the airplanes are lined up and nobody is getting off. If you think waiting in your house for a ESO loading screen is painful....well I’ll trade place with you right now, and pay you 14000 crowns to switch.

To make it worse, I am 2 rows up from the bathroom, and well people are going in there and destroying the toilet. Knowwhatimzayin?

I’d way rather be playing ESO right now. So if you are reading this, and just lagged out in Cyro, or perhaps just got destroyed by a premade BG, or are in a 4K dps pug DLC heroic.

Take a breath and be thankful. Cause this sucks a big one.

Someone pass the skooma pipe.

And yes. Yes there is a baby...:(

I’m bored AMA, I’m trapped as well!

SantieClaws

Khajiit was once hiding in a hay cart in a marketplace full of orcs.

This one was hungover and there was also a dog outside using the side of the cart as a doggy bathroom.

Never has Khajiit wanted more to be anywhere but there.

It was even a relief when my tail decided to alert the guards to my presence yes.

The jail cell it was cool and dark and I only had to put up with my Argonian cellmate complaining about how they misunderstood him erecting the spines of welcome.

So in summary Khajiit suggests maybe getting arrested is the solution yes?

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Nerdrage9000

I’m actually considering faking that I have Ebola to see if that hurries things up....:)

Salvas_Aren

Start drumming on the little table, shout *SLASH STUCK, SLASH STUCK, SLASH STUCK*, throw your wallet at the stewardess and cry like a baby *Uncle Sheo, get me outta here, I need my cheese!*

Kidding, sounds like the only thing that could make it worse is this baby having his pampers on fire.

SantieClaws

Yes. Everyone dislikes Tombola. What with the terrible prizes ...

They have one at the summer fair. Rosie the orc girl always hopes to win a goldfish.

This one she asks what became of the one she won last year.

Then Khajiit she recalls when she came home late and could not find the biscuits no ...

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

AcadianPaladin

Heh, your plight really does help bring things into perspective - I feel for ya. Sure hope they get things sorted out there before long!

MrGarlic

Commercial airplanes are, for all intents and purposes, just buses with wings.

I feel your pain.

But no, I won't trade with you. I am comfortable where I am. Thanks for the offer.

Remember, there are no crying babies in ESO.

zaria

You could be in an pug they you suspect the healer is only healing the boss while boss chases the 11K health tank around the room and the other DD used two minutes killing an single add.

Davor

Nerdrage9000 wrote: »

I’m actually considering faking that I have Ebola to see if that hurries things up....:)

No. Don't do that. Then you will need to have a rope on you soap when you shower. .

I feel for you. I hope all works well for you. Give me your password and account number and I can log in for you to get your reward.

ZOS_JesC

Greetings, this thread has derailed and is no longer on the subject of ESO. For this reason, we have decided to close it. Thank you.