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Races of Tamriel: Folds into reality
Lunaugh
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Greetings and salutations fellow forum dwellers. I'm feeling light hearted and silly, as such I have authored this satirical piece on forum denizen tropes as races of Tamriel, in multiple forms of fiction from dialogue to data-set. Feel free to join in with your own variations or comment on those laid before you.
Nord Male, Uzgor: 'Irgny, your a pile of scheever dung'
Nord Female, Irgny: *punches Uzgor, knocking him off his feet* 'And you are weaker than milk starved skeeverlings' *Places foot on chest of Uzgor* 'Git gud!'
Uzgor: *wrestles himself free and stands, then turning his head to spit blood into a spitoon* '..... Netch!'
Irgny: 'I'm leaving you for a Dunmer named Danuri.'
Danuri: ' Irgny, a vibrant flower as yourself shouldn't bear the burden an angry snow-bear. Come, I will show you what it is to be appreciated'
Uzgor: *Stomps off to the nearest tavern*
Irgny: 'I'll carry our packs! *giggles*
Uzgor: *Downs his fourth mug of ale, then grumbles incoherently* "Netch.... dark skinned magic lover..... wrong equipment..."
Bosmer Male, Cogan: *Cogan slaps Uzgor on the back, Hard* 'Come on chap, you 'aven't had 'early 'nuff ale. 'ave a 'nutha on me and laugh 'bout yer troubles'.
Uzgor: 'I'm just so angry I could...
Cogan: 'skin her alive and have her for dinner?'
Uzgor: *blinks multiple times* 'Yer crazy, you know that?
Cogan: 'And you haven't had enough ale. Have another! 'an let ol' Cogan take good care of ye.
I will continue my shenanigans after reviewing the community reaction.
Nord Male, Uzgor: 'Irgny, your a pile of scheever dung'
Nord Female, Irgny: *punches Uzgor, knocking him off his feet* 'And you are weaker than milk starved skeeverlings' *Places foot on chest of Uzgor* 'Git gud!'
Uzgor: *wrestles himself free and stands, then turning his head to spit blood into a spitoon* '..... Netch!'
Irgny: 'I'm leaving you for a Dunmer named Danuri.'
Danuri: ' Irgny, a vibrant flower as yourself shouldn't bear the burden an angry snow-bear. Come, I will show you what it is to be appreciated'
Uzgor: *Stomps off to the nearest tavern*
Irgny: 'I'll carry our packs! *giggles*
Uzgor: *Downs his fourth mug of ale, then grumbles incoherently* "Netch.... dark skinned magic lover..... wrong equipment..."
Bosmer Male, Cogan: *Cogan slaps Uzgor on the back, Hard* 'Come on chap, you 'aven't had 'early 'nuff ale. 'ave a 'nutha on me and laugh 'bout yer troubles'.
Uzgor: 'I'm just so angry I could...
Cogan: 'skin her alive and have her for dinner?'
Uzgor: *blinks multiple times* 'Yer crazy, you know that?
Cogan: 'And you haven't had enough ale. Have another! 'an let ol' Cogan take good care of ye.
I will continue my shenanigans after reviewing the community reaction.
dataOutput ={ }
function: ConvertMagica (dataOutput, magicaInput, skill,fn)
>>> if skill then do
>>>>>> magicaInput = fn(skill)
>>>>>>table.insert(dataOutput, magicaInput)
>>>end
end
function: ConvertMagica (dataOutput, magicaInput, skill,fn)
>>> if skill then do
>>>>>> magicaInput = fn(skill)
>>>>>>table.insert(dataOutput, magicaInput)
>>>end
end
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