How would you like male/female dancers and bards in your house?

Aliyavana

Personally I'd like scantily clad bosmer in my home

AdamBourke

Yes

I don't care if there are naked bosmer dancers, fully armoured house guards, daedric butlers, etc... I just want them to make the houses feel more alive.

Preferably by "hiring" (Buying) the aforementiond staff, with special ones (like the Merchant and Banker, daedric butler etc) being crown store.

Sixty5

Yes

Can I set up my other characters to do this?

Gotta get my moneys worth outta that Nocturnal Dress

srfrogg23

Yes

Same as the other poll. I’ll put bards in my house. Don’t care about dancers (regardless of their digital naughty bits).

Recremen

Yes

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TheShadowScout

Maybe

I said it before:

TheShadowScout wrote: »

I kinda wish they would change that, add a whole system to it... instead of counting such as furniture, smaller houses might have one "pet" slot, and the bigger houses should also have "mount" and "servent" slots depending on their size, so you can add a NPC maid (argonians seem traditional for some reason) or butler, a guard, a cook and stable boy perhaps... that sort of thing.

The pets might not be static, but wander around in an adjustable area, and there could even be placable furniture they interact with... a pillow they curl up on for a nap, a bowl they feed from, a toy (like that ball of yarn) they play with, etc.

The mounts might also not be static, but have their own pasture-area to wander, and interactions with stuff like drinking from water-trough, resting in the stable-stall, whatever.

And the servants might come in a wide varietee for hire (basic shapes and combinations from a town agency for gold, and special options in the crown store... so you can hire the normal argonian maid in town, but the extra busty one you gotta pay crowns for... the normal nord guard goes for gold, but if you want to hire the heroic musclebound amazon you pay crowns... etc.) and be fully attire-customizable (crown store costumes? Maybe the outfit system too, though since they are more for civilian clothing stuff, well...) and would wander around the house, possibly customized by "job personalities" - like, fit an NPC with a "cook" personality, they will be busy in the kitchen and occasionally wander to the herb garden, a "maid" might wander around doing cleaning type animations in various rooms, a "guard" might just wander and stand at attention near the entrace, a "stablehand" might shovel hay and other things near placed mounts, a "entertainer" might dance and possibly other things, a "bard" might play songs and take the occasional break to drown a mug for throat-wetting purposes, etc.

It would be a whole new system they could tempt people to sink major amounts of crowns into!

...and I still think this would be the best way to implement it, and not -just- for Bards/Dancers!

Briolase

Maybe

I want the dunmer bard from Vivec singing the red mountain song.

ArchMikem

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Wrecking_Blow_Spam

Yes

Male bards
Female dancers

Bananko

Maybe

On most days:
- No

On special occasions:
- Male & female bards
- Female dancers

TelvanniWizard

Yes

Good for give a "lively" feeling to the house.

Nyladreas

Yes

AdamBourke wrote: »

I don't care if there are naked bosmer dancers, fully armoured house guards, daedric butlers, etc... I just want them to make the houses feel more alive.

Preferably by "hiring" (Buying) the aforementiond staff, with special ones (like the Merchant and Banker, daedric butler etc) being crown store.

I don't want to be a smartass but why do people honestly think that buying a massive giant piece of land or a huge fortress/castle isn't going to feel empty. My common sense tells me those are for guilds or sharing in general. My main property is a medium sleek creek house and my pets and merchants are making it alive more than enough

Anywaayyss... On topic: Yes please! I'd love to see mannequins and perhaps servants also besides a bard and dancers.

AdamBourke

Yes

Nyladreas wrote: »

AdamBourke wrote: »

I don't care if there are naked bosmer dancers, fully armoured house guards, daedric butlers, etc... I just want them to make the houses feel more alive.

Preferably by "hiring" (Buying) the aforementiond staff, with special ones (like the Merchant and Banker, daedric butler etc) being crown store.

I don't want to be a smartass but why do people honestly think that buying a massive giant piece of land or a huge fortress/castle isn't going to feel empty. My common sense tells me those are for guilds or sharing in general. My main property is a medium sleek creek house and my pets and merchants are making it alive more than enough

Anywaayyss... On topic: Yes please! I'd love to see mannequins and perhaps servants also besides a bard and dancers.

My main house is Black Vine Villa - definitely not a large house! I have two assistants, a mount and a pet hanging around. The only problem is that they dont do anything. Comparing to skyrim (or fallout which had a more advanced houseb uilding system), it just makes it feel a bit dead - which is sad when I think that ESO has the best housing editor in any game, online or offline!

Cuthceol

Yes

such a shame there's no AI sandboxing in eso was hoping they were heading that way when they added all those useable seats throughout the game but no sign of any improvements since

RANKK7

Maybe

I can't stand bards, even less naked, even less Bosmer. An unkillable naked Bosmer bard would get my Dunmer to leave the house and never return.
So, no bards in my house, dancers... why not, females; no music though and no Bosmer, nice Redguard and Imperial.

Tabbycat

Maybe

As long as he's not as annoying as that bard in the Lakehouse in Skyrim then Maybe.

It's always: "Oh did you want something? Want something? Need something? Don't touch that. Put that down. What are you doing?"

Drives me batty.

kimaeril

No

I would rather see my other characters walking around my house.

RobDaCool

Maybe

Why can't there be a dancer and nard class?

Heck, my very first MMO had dancer and musician classes. Does every class in an MMO need to be combat?

Eyesinthedrk

I’d love this idea. At the very least I’d like they pet, mount, and helper animations to be more animated. As it is now, most of them look like a statue unless you get right up to them. Give everything more to do while idol.

At the very minimum a non combat scamp should throw poo or other bodily fluids at anyone that walks by. Like a mud ball mechanic.

KudnaBeefhooked

Bard yes but it would have to be Malukah.
Love the idea of patrolling estate guards.

reoskit

Aliy, I saw the topic of this post and knew before I looked that it would be yours.