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One Argonian's Trip to Sheogorad (Spoiler, it ends in disappointment.)
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I recently stumbled across an idea to get to the coast of Sheogorad - I even saved a video clip of me doing it.
I called on a guild member asking if anyone was available to Murder their God of Free Loot.
Someone was happy to help me find the sweet peaceful release of Death, if only for a few moments.
Step one, done.
Step two, I needed to find the perfect spot. Right near the Valley of the Wind wayshrine seemed fine. It had a wonderful outcropping of tiny islands. I measured where the "Slaughter" started, and quickly figured out that if I died past that point, even on land, I had to port back to a wayshrine. Okay, now I know my limits.
Seems I have all my pieces set up, all my Guars in a row, right? Well, with a brief prayer to Vaermina for a speedy victory, I allowed my Guildmate to reduce me to a pile of ashes so that I might rise again, Immune to the fish-plague just off the coast. Even a Dead Argonian swims faster than a living Dunmer, after all - And during my revival, I would set out on my quest to swim the distance!
Yet I failed. As I touched down on the first steps of the shore, I was eaten alive by Fish - Even as I tried to heal myself, they out-damaged me.
So, it was time for Step Three! A Speed potion. Easy enough, I pulled one out of my Dunmer Man-servant's arse and swigged it down. It smelled worse than it tasted, but not by much. Salty Dunmer.... Posterior. That's the flavor, just as Almsivi is their word.
So, now, as I (For the fifth or sixth time) fell to my comrade only to rise again in a shine of dull glory, I swam like I've never swam before.... Well, more like I've always swam before, because my speed is exact and precisely the same every time..
As soon as I had enough land to stand, I sucked down that potion and made a run for it! I was going to make it!
BAM!! I ran face first in to some kind of see-through wall. Ahh, alas... Fishfood.
All for naught.
I doubt there is a point to posting the video. Why must all my fun be ruined!?
I called on a guild member asking if anyone was available to Murder their God of Free Loot.
Someone was happy to help me find the sweet peaceful release of Death, if only for a few moments.
Step one, done.
Step two, I needed to find the perfect spot. Right near the Valley of the Wind wayshrine seemed fine. It had a wonderful outcropping of tiny islands. I measured where the "Slaughter" started, and quickly figured out that if I died past that point, even on land, I had to port back to a wayshrine. Okay, now I know my limits.
Seems I have all my pieces set up, all my Guars in a row, right? Well, with a brief prayer to Vaermina for a speedy victory, I allowed my Guildmate to reduce me to a pile of ashes so that I might rise again, Immune to the fish-plague just off the coast. Even a Dead Argonian swims faster than a living Dunmer, after all - And during my revival, I would set out on my quest to swim the distance!
Yet I failed. As I touched down on the first steps of the shore, I was eaten alive by Fish - Even as I tried to heal myself, they out-damaged me.
So, it was time for Step Three! A Speed potion. Easy enough, I pulled one out of my Dunmer Man-servant's arse and swigged it down. It smelled worse than it tasted, but not by much. Salty Dunmer.... Posterior. That's the flavor, just as Almsivi is their word.
So, now, as I (For the fifth or sixth time) fell to my comrade only to rise again in a shine of dull glory, I swam like I've never swam before.... Well, more like I've always swam before, because my speed is exact and precisely the same every time..
As soon as I had enough land to stand, I sucked down that potion and made a run for it! I was going to make it!
BAM!! I ran face first in to some kind of see-through wall. Ahh, alas... Fishfood.
All for naught.
I doubt there is a point to posting the video. Why must all my fun be ruined!?
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✭✭✭✭✭So, it was time for Step Three! A Speed potion. Easy enough, I pulled one out of my Dunmer Man-servant's arse and swigged it down. It smelled worse than it tasted, but not by much. Salty Dunmer.... Posterior. That's the flavor, just as Almsivi is their word.
I'd love to see the video.1