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Crateception
Appleblade
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Zeni should introduce Cases to replace the lesser consumables in Crates.
The Cases contain their own random array of items, like a new higher tier of Mythological rewards, and can also be bought with Gems. Contents of Cases can be traded for Scrip to buy Case content.
Then you introduce Boxes inside Cases that contain the ultra rare Pandimensional rewards and a new monetary unit of Beads.
So you buy crowns to get Crates which provide Gems to get Cases which provide Scrip to buy Boxes which provide Beads to buy stuff, including HyperGigaApex mounts like the Dodge Charger Hellcat or Clockwork Attack Helicopter.
At some point, thanks to dark Daedric magic, Boxes will begin to contain... Crates. At this point it’s possible to buy a few crates and get lost in an infinite loop of the Crate Case Box Repeat continuum with asymptotically decreasing awards, forever pulling the addicted further down the rabbit hole, chasing that singularity point that never converges.
Bung the whole thing into a few spare Linux boxes over in the corner rack, and boom- server issues fixed.
The Cases contain their own random array of items, like a new higher tier of Mythological rewards, and can also be bought with Gems. Contents of Cases can be traded for Scrip to buy Case content.
Then you introduce Boxes inside Cases that contain the ultra rare Pandimensional rewards and a new monetary unit of Beads.
So you buy crowns to get Crates which provide Gems to get Cases which provide Scrip to buy Boxes which provide Beads to buy stuff, including HyperGigaApex mounts like the Dodge Charger Hellcat or Clockwork Attack Helicopter.
At some point, thanks to dark Daedric magic, Boxes will begin to contain... Crates. At this point it’s possible to buy a few crates and get lost in an infinite loop of the Crate Case Box Repeat continuum with asymptotically decreasing awards, forever pulling the addicted further down the rabbit hole, chasing that singularity point that never converges.
Bung the whole thing into a few spare Linux boxes over in the corner rack, and boom- server issues fixed.
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monktoasty✭✭✭✭✭I can get the boat or the mystery box...the mystery box can contain anything even a boat2 -
Appleblade✭✭✭✭✭They can go meta. Put Crates on Pallets and Pallets into Warehouses... Buy a Warehouse for just 100000 Crowns!3
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Warehoused on industrial estates?Appleblade wrote: »They can go meta. Put Crates on Pallets and Pallets into Warehouses... Buy a Warehouse for just 100000 Crowns!
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."0 -
Appleblade✭✭✭✭✭Go higher! Pursue the ultra rare Gigawhale player base looking to buy continents or Oblivion planes.
Apex mount rewards: one of the moons0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Appleblade wrote: »Go higher! Pursue the ultra rare Gigawhale player base looking to buy continents or Oblivion planes.
Apex mount rewards: one of the moons
Now we finally know what "Mephala's realm" really is. It's a crown crate case box item!Edited by Ratzkifal on November 29, 2017 3:44PMThis Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.0 -
Turelus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Appleblade wrote: »Go higher! Pursue the ultra rare Gigawhale player base looking to buy continents or Oblivion planes.
Apex mount rewards: one of the moons
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."2 -
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✭monktoasty wrote: »I can get the boat or the mystery box...the mystery box can contain anything even a boat
“Kings of the land and the sky we are; proud gryphons.” Stalker stands, the epitome of pride. Naked and muscular, his wings widen and his feet dig in as if he alone holds down the earth and supports the heavens, keeping the two ever separate.”
Gryphons guild - @Milvan,1 -
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✭Appleblade wrote: »Zeni should introduce Cases to replace the lesser consumables in Crates.
The Cases contain their own random array of items, like a new higher tier of Mythological rewards, and can also be bought with Gems. Contents of Cases can be traded for Scrip to buy Case content.
Then you introduce Boxes inside Cases that contain the ultra rare Pandimensional rewards and a new monetary unit of Beads.
So you buy crowns to get Crates which provide Gems to get Cases which provide Scrip to buy Boxes which provide Beads to buy stuff, including HyperGigaApex mounts like the Dodge Charger Hellcat or Clockwork Attack Helicopter.
At some point, thanks to dark Daedric magic, Boxes will begin to contain... Crates. At this point it’s possible to buy a few crates and get lost in an infinite loop of the Crate Case Box Repeat continuum with asymptotically decreasing awards, forever pulling the addicted further down the rabbit hole, chasing that singularity point that never converges.
Bung the whole thing into a few spare Linux boxes over in the corner rack, and boom- server issues fixed.
LMAOI am currently worried for the future of ESO. Population seems like it is in free fall and the cancellation of the North America in-person gathering feels very much like pulling the plug. Kudos on fixing the in-game economy though. Clearly whatever gold shenanigans were happening the last couple years are fixed.0 -
vovus69✭✭✭✭You forgot keys All of this should not be opened until you will buy the keys at each stage
-vovus"If I'll need your opinion, I'll give one to you" - Rivenspire0 -
monktoasty✭✭✭✭✭The biggest whale I ever heard of was the guy who bought a million dollar island in second life gameEdited by monktoasty on November 29, 2017 6:33PM0
