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Poll to fix (or at least add an "on/off" feature to) the Imperial fountain

  • Delphinia
    Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Desperate Homeowner:
    “Excuse me Miss... Who did you call to come out and repair your lovely Imperial Fountain?”

    Happy Homeowner (with working fountain):
    (No reply)

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    Desperate Homeowner:
    (Returns to her broken fountain and sobs uncontrollably)
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    Edited by Delphinia on November 13, 2017 7:25PM
  • Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
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    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
    Remember, I want someone to come out and fix my fountain. I need whoever it is to clear my drain. If there is a crack in it, I don't want any shoddy work. I want a perfect patch. No duct tape!
    Now, you're sure all of this will go into your classifieds just as I'm telling you and that you're writing it all down correctly?

    JOURNALIST
    Oh, yes Miss. I have it all 100% accurate. No need to worry.

    (A few hours later, a knock at the door)

    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
    Well, that was really fast! Thank you so much for coming!
    (Opens door)
    (Gasps)

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    CLOWN
    Hi there! You ready to get started?

    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
    Who are you?

    CLOWN
    You requested to be fixed up with clown men.

    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
    No, no, no! I said I needed someone to fix my fountain.

    CLOWN
    Well, you said you wanted someone who was clearly insane!

    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
    No, I said I need someone to clear my drain!

    CLOWN
    Well, I'm your perfect match!

    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
    No, I need a perfect patch!

    (Desperate Homeowner slams door shut)

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    (Muffled voice behind door)
    Hey, wait! I brought the duct tape!

    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER
    (Sigh)
    That's the last time I use Kegslist




  • Krainor1974
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Maybe Zos will post that there’s no running water to prevent extended load screens and lag, lol.
  • Funrukdurkha
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    ROFL! Very eloquent, Del! <3

    Although... OI!!! Who u calling a clown, missiz?!! xD
  • Glaiceana
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    I don't own this item but yes, why shouldn't it work? Must be really annoying for you guys having purchased it and it isn't fully functional :( Hope they fix it for you soon!
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  • TonyRockaroni
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    I haven't even bought the fountain yet, really. I'm waiting for the moment it actually DOES get fixed and start being a WORKING fountain before buying it.

    Thank Akatosh that Ebonheart Chateau (my current main home) came with a working fountain or we would've REALLY had a problem!
    Edited by TonyRockaroni on November 14, 2017 9:14PM
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Kegslist. XD

    On topic, I don't own this either but it seems to me it's not much of a fountain without flowing water.
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  • idk
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    If Zos reduced the total items we can place in our home to accommodate the server load a working fountain would add, would that be ok?
  • Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    idk wrote: »
    If Zos reduced the total items we can place in our home to accommodate the server load a working fountain would add, would that be ok?

    Good question.
    Well, they've provided two "working" fountains already you can place in your home.
    The one you get with an achievement from Morrowind and the Dwarven from the luxury weekend vendor.
    Oh, and I almost forgot a third, fourth, fifth.. the "Blood Fountain" you can get from an achievement and the two daedric "spouts"...
    there may be more .. but, maybe that's enough?
    Edited by Delphinia on November 15, 2017 3:42AM
  • VaranisArano
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    We need to get Tilelle the Mender out to fix our water supply. If she can help out the Clockwork City's Brass Fortress with their water supply, surely she can help our fountains! https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Tilelle_the_Mender
  • ChuckBbaguette
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    Hello could we have an answer of a zos to put an end to delphinia's suffering.if I were paranoid I would take it for condescension.I am persuading that this is not the case.So could she have her long-awaited answer.

    Cordially Dekin Aresden
  • Delphinia
    Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Hello could we have an answer of a zos to put an end to delphinia's suffering.if I were paranoid I would take it for condescension.I am persuading that this is not the case.So could she have her long-awaited answer.

    Cordially Dekin Aresden

    Thank you Dekin! It’s not the most important issue ZOS has to deal with, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask for a fountain to have running water. Especially, since every other fountain in game already does. All I’d ask is that they at least add an on/off feature.
    Please cast your vote if you are interested. :)
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  • Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Haha Thank you for this! I actually was just thinking about this song the other day.. love that Weird Al <3
  • Funrukdurkha
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    #Fix
    #the
    #FOUNTAIN

    (This is not going away, ZOS). >:)
  • Flowersquisher
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Even the blood fountains function, lol Which you can buy with ingame gold!!
    Edited by Flowersquisher on November 15, 2017 10:48PM
  • Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Just thought I'd share a little bit of my experiences with housing.. ok, maybe not my experiences, but I can relate ;)
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=8EPjX78GLQw
    Edited by Delphinia on November 16, 2017 12:56AM
  • TonyRockaroni
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Delphinia wrote: »
    Just thought I'd share a little bit of my experiences with housing.. ok, maybe not my experiences, but I can relate ;)
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=8EPjX78GLQw

    OMG! XD I haven't seen that movie in years! But I still remember it well enough to get what you mean without even watching the whole video. X3

    Also, I can relate as well. Both in ESO and IRL. ^^;
    Edited by TonyRockaroni on November 16, 2017 3:08AM
  • Mallow
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    #JusticeforDelphinia
    Edited by Mallow on November 16, 2017 5:47PM
  • Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    <3 Mallow
    Edited by Delphinia on November 17, 2017 1:28AM
  • Delphinia
    Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    The Imperial Fountain in Coldharbour works, the Imperial Fountain in Cyrodiil works, the Blood fountain works, the Dwarven fountain works, the Daedric spout, block works, the Daedric spout, arched works, and the Tribunal Shrine in Fountain works....
    I think this may call for a little help from Billie Jean.. :wink:
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    Edited by Delphinia on November 17, 2017 12:03AM
  • Delphinia
    Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
    I'll never be able to figure out how to fix my fountain.
    I may as well just forget it for now and sit down with a nice cup of hot tea.
    Now, if I could just figure out which plug belongs to my brewer ... there are so many.

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    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
    Ah ha! It's this one!

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    Edited by Delphinia on November 17, 2017 4:36PM
  • Delphinia
    Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    @ZOS_GinaBruno or anyone? Would you please be so kind as to review this and perhaps consider? I know you have a lot of issues to look over and respond to, but again, this has been an issue for many of us since housing was released. It was one of the first Crown Store furnishings and many of us thought it was actually a "fountain", not a basin of water....
  • Mallow
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Would be a nice Black Fridas surprise, @ZOS_GinaBruno!
  • RGvolterra
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    I’d like to buy the fountain and was about to do it but fortunately I’ve come across this thread early enough to steer clues of buying a broken fountain. What should we do with a broken fountain ? That’s just ridiculous since a vote has started and no reply from ESO has been given. I won’t buy that stunning broken fountain till it gets fixed.
  • ChuckBbaguette
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    Delphinia wrote: »
    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
    I'll never be able to figure out how to fix my fountain.
    I may as well just forget it for now and sit down with a nice cup of hot tea.
    Now, if I could just figure out which plug belongs to my brewer ... there are so many.

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    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
    Ah ha! It's this one!

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    Cheer up! ;)
  • Delphinia
    Delphinia
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    Delphinia wrote: »
    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
    I'll never be able to figure out how to fix my fountain.
    I may as well just forget it for now and sit down with a nice cup of hot tea.
    Now, if I could just figure out which plug belongs to my brewer ... there are so many.

    j7nsv42q4utx.png

    DESPERATE HOMEOWNER:
    Ah ha! It's this one!

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    Cheer up! ;)

    Lol if they ever fix this... maybe I will ;)
  • Nelson_Rebel
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    This still hasn't been fixed?

    I summon @ZOS_GinaBruno!
  • Krainor1974
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    As much as I want it fixed I worry what fixing it might break something else.
    Lol
    Edited by Krainor1974 on November 27, 2017 6:00PM
  • Aurie
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    Yes, I think this fountain should work and have flowing water.
    As much as I want it fixed I worry what fixing it might break, lol

    There's nothing to break, it doesn't work anyway!!!
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