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The game is full of hillarious stuff if you look well enough

Octopuss
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I started doing Craglorn quests, and within a few minutes almost died laughing.
I instantly remembered my favourite film.
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PC - EU
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    Yes, I wanted to ask Kelmen if I needed to wash my hands after handling it. :D

    And let's not forget how they pulled a Terminator on poor Titus - getting dropped into the middle of a fight in your undies can't be fun. (That one was actually more hilarious when it first came out - the part where he puts the armor on was bugged so he ran around naked the entire questline, punching Scaled Court cultists to death.)
    Edited by WhiteCoatSyndrome on October 14, 2017 1:31PM
    #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
    A useful explanation for how RNG works
  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    If you stay in the crown crate menu long enough Pacrooti has some funny stuff to say. Like this gem:

    "Did you know that pregnant dogs are filled with puppies?"
  • Tasear
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    I genuinely love the somewhat cheesy stories.
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