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The Ebonshadow Shield looks like lady parts

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  • Kammakazi
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    not really but noce to see where your mimd went...if a shield stimulates you, ots probably time for a cold shower

    A friend of mine requested images of the two styles in shields and she pointed it out, not me :D
    Edited by Kammakazi on September 19, 2017 4:56AM
  • RANKK7
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    I don't understand if you are happy with that or you would prefer it looks like something else.
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    "I really don't know who the **** came off with this change. Definitely somebody who does not play the game, that's for sure".
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  • Kammakazi
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    RANKK7 wrote: »
    I don't understand if you are happy with that or you would prefer it looks like something else.

    I expected the shield to look a lot more mean and sharp to go along with the Medium and Heavy body armor. This was unexpected.
  • imredneckson
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    Enslaved wrote: »
    If I met a Lady with skull and scales imbedded around her "parts", I would run away as a little beach.

    Lmao and I agree full heartedly
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  • SydneyGrey
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    It looks like they did it on purpose to see if anyone would notice.
  • Feanor
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    Reminds me of the topic of that Chokethorn bust a while back. For some people ESO seems to be one big Rorschach test...
    Edited by Feanor on September 19, 2017 10:02AM
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  • Tavore1138
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    Enslaved wrote: »
    If I met a Lady with skull and scales imbedded around her "parts", I would run away as a little beach.

    Skujazzle?
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  • Mystrius_Archaion
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    Kammakazi wrote: »
    RANKK7 wrote: »
    I don't understand if you are happy with that or you would prefer it looks like something else.

    I expected the shield to look a lot more mean and sharp to go along with the Medium and Heavy body armor. This was unexpected.

    It's nocturnal. Do you not remember her outfit from Skyrim and the mods spawned from it?
  • Betheny
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    Typical hero, using something with a vag as a shield. Mommy!
  • Turelus
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    Erm... :flushed:
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  • UnseenCat
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    Feanor wrote: »
    Reminds me of the topic of that Chokethorn bust a while back. For some people ESO seems to be one big Rorschach test...
    Betheny wrote: »
    Typical hero, using something with a vag as a shield. Mommy!

    We're going full Freudian...

    Never go full Freudian! :p

  • Axoinus
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    Does the shield look like a lady part? Or do lady parts look like a shield?

    Great, now one more thing in real life that will make me want to play ESO.
  • logarifmik
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    Part of the shield looks like part of a lady? Grow up! Just PLAY with it!
    Edited by logarifmik on September 19, 2017 12:14PM
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  • MilwaukeeScott
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    You hang out with some pretty strange ladies.
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    All I see is hate and rage from people who don't understand how to.....
  • NewBlacksmurf
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    Well.....there's that. Nice artwork team
    Seriously, nice touch...power of the.....
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  • Mureel
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    Enslaved wrote: »
    If I met a Lady with skull and scales imbedded around her "parts", I would run away as a little beach.

    But ya noticed which part was parts!
  • Mureel
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    It was like:
    Artist's Friend: Noooo you'll NEVER a ****** (stars mine!) on a weapon xD Someone will catch it!
    Artist: Hold my beer.
  • Pchela
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    maybe a dragon's
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  • Mureel
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    Eh, things are phallic all the time. Nothing wrong with something having qualities like a ***... Would that make the shield vulvic? Or would it be labial?

    Vulvic. It's the whole taco.
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