Maintenance for the week of October 12:
• PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – October 12, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) – 8:00AM EDT (12:00 UTC)
• Xbox One: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – October 14, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) – 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®4: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – October 14, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) – 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
The Markarth DLC and Update 28 base game patch are now available to test on the PTS! Read the full patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts/

Natch Potes?

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So, when can we expect the Natch Potes? Also, no Netch Pokes please.
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  • TeIvanni
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    This is a minor maintenance patch is it not?
    Any ideas on the length? 4 hours total? 6?
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  • DirkRavenclaw
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    The weird thing today is, on the German Forums ZOS calls it not Patch Maintenance but Applying a new Patch
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  • essi2
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    I have faith that @ZOS_GinaBruno is tirelessly working to get us whatever the relevant notes might be.

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  • AzraelKrieg
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    TeIvanni wrote: »
    This is a minor maintenance patch is it not?
    Any ideas on the length? 4 hours total? 6?

    4-6 hours. They started it at the usual time instead of an hour early though
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    I'd say, check again 3 hours from now. Just my guess.
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    And a meme that goes with it .
    essi2 wrote: »
    I have faith that @ZOS_GinaBruno is tirelessly working to get us whatever the relevant notes might be.

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    essi2 wrote: »
    I have faith that @ZOS_GinaBruno is tirelessly working to get us whatever the relevant notes might be.

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    Why really waiting for patch notes if it will list something like:

    1. On x Quest dog was not following you and now following as intended
    2. Change made to some x monster ability where snare was not applying correctly
    3. Changes made in previous patch for x trial boss ability is now roll back

    ZOS just turn up the servers and stop doing patching for very minor issues, fix Cyrodiil and IC log out and port back to last non cyrodiil or IC location, this should better adress in this patch as event is closing in a week.
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    TeIvanni wrote: »
    I got them! B)

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    *Disclaimer these are obviously not actual patch notes, unfortunately.*

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    Hopefully this patch will fix enchants.
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    EVen though we go over this every single week almost, and I know the length of downtime will be 4-6 hours.

    But how long until it's back up?
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    On german forum they wrote that encountered some problems and maintenance for EU will be extended for 2 hours.
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    Krayzie wrote: »
    EVen though we go over this every single week almost, and I know the length of downtime will be 4-6 hours.

    But how long until it's back up?

    3.5 hours passed, lets see if server goes up in an hour or two!
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    Astrid_V wrote: »
    On german forum they wrote that encountered some problems and maintenance for EU will be extended for 2 hours.

    True or trolling? Can anyone confirm?
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    Vimora wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    On german forum they wrote that encountered some problems and maintenance for EU will be extended for 2 hours.

    True or trolling? Can anyone confirm?

    True, just read it, also, in German its not called Patch Maintenance but applying a Patch. Hm?
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    Vimora wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    On german forum they wrote that encountered some problems and maintenance for EU will be extended for 2 hours.

    True or trolling? Can anyone confirm?

    Is this really so difficult to use dev tracker...? -,-'
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    Cant find the Dec tracker link on my tablet. Dont take it personally, there is a lot of trolling in online forums.
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    sorc buf
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    Krayzie wrote: »
    EVen though we go over this every single week almost, and I know the length of downtime will be 4-6 hours.

    But how long until it's back up?

    This is old school.

    For last few months, been 5-7 hours. Bummer.
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    Vimora wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    On german forum they wrote that encountered some problems and maintenance for EU will be extended for 2 hours.

    True or trolling? Can anyone confirm?

    Assuming my google translate works...
    Leider nein, beim EU-Server sind wir auf Probleme gestoßen, welche die Wartung um ca. 2 Stunden verlängern können.

    (Unfortunately no, at the EU server we have encountered problems, which can extend the maintenance by about 2 hours.)

    Hopefully NA doesn't run into the same issues.
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    Vimora wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    On german forum they wrote that encountered some problems and maintenance for EU will be extended for 2 hours.

    True or trolling? Can anyone confirm?

    Why is this still surprising people ?
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    Funny how they encounter problems everytime they are patching the EU server. Me thinks its time for a new server then.
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    Don't worry they will fix it soon enough.

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    TeIvanni wrote: »
    Vimora wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    On german forum they wrote that encountered some problems and maintenance for EU will be extended for 2 hours.

    True or trolling? Can anyone confirm?

    Assuming my google translate works...
    Leider nein, beim EU-Server sind wir auf Probleme gestoßen, welche die Wartung um ca. 2 Stunden verlängern können.

    (Unfortunately no, at the EU server we have encountered problems, which can extend the maintenance by about 2 hours.)

    Hopefully NA doesn't run into the same issues.

    Nearly correct, im german, it says , sorry, on the EU Server we encountered Problems, the Maintenance will be circa 2 Hours longer. Also, in German they say its applying a new patch, not patch maintenance. Whatever that means, English ZOS is very quiet today, i have to say
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    The weird thing today is, on the German Forums ZOS calls it not Patch Maintenance but Applying a new Patch

    How is that different? ZOS has to patch the game for you to have to DL a patch. I just woke up, but I didn't wake up delusional xD
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    fat-ass-team is coming as soon as possible :p
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    TeIvanni wrote: »
    Vimora wrote: »
    Astrid_V wrote: »
    On german forum they wrote that encountered some problems and maintenance for EU will be extended for 2 hours.

    True or trolling? Can anyone confirm?

    Assuming my google translate works...
    Leider nein, beim EU-Server sind wir auf Probleme gestoßen, welche die Wartung um ca. 2 Stunden verlängern können.

    (Unfortunately no, at the EU server we have encountered problems, which can extend the maintenance by about 2 hours.)

    Hopefully NA doesn't run into the same issues.

    Nearly correct, im german, it says , sorry, on the EU Server we encountered Problems, the Maintenance will be circa 2 Hours longer. Also, in German they say its applying a new patch, not patch maintenance. Whatever that means, English ZOS is very quiet today, i have to say

    Yeah but 2 hours longer than when? :pensive:
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