What's the funniest thing you've seen this week?

Ilsabet · August 2017

There were some fun guild names claiming keeps in Cyrodiil this past week. Not sure if I can post them because of anonymity rules, but they made me chuckle.

Bouldercleave · August 2017

Ch4mp saying that he was quitting again, Or lost again, or sad again, etc.

I get a chuckle out of his dramatic pain every time.

Slick_007 · August 2017

While in Cyrodil, assaulting a keep with a small group. we were working on the front door and we had a few seige out, and i get this whisper from a saint: Wanna grow a pair and fight without seige?

Strider_Roshin · August 2017

I had a good laugh playing on my mag Warden with my buddies. We would look for anyone that's stamina and spam Dive.

Much hate mail was received that day.

AbysmalGhul · August 2017

When my wife's friends visited her home after a trial run. They started stripping down into bath towels and danced around her stripper pole and swam in her hot springs with a Netch. Good times...good times.

Jurand80 · August 2017

Adolf Healer

is still my #1

ZOS_RichLambert · August 2017

Here's my submission... courtesy of a tweet from Orcward:

Sheezabeast · August 2017

ZOS_RichLambert wrote: »

Here's my submission... courtesy of a tweet from Orcward:

Hello and thank you for commenting on my board

That is a funny image

AzraelKrieg · August 2017

ZOS_RichLambert wrote: »

Here's my submission... courtesy of a tweet from Orcward:

Hopefully the malevolent Finn will provide said sharp inferno staff so someone can claim that 1m gold

Wrecking_Blow_Spam · August 2017

ZOS_RichLambert wrote: »

Here's my submission... courtesy of a tweet from Orcward:

If only the puppet master could change the RNG I wonder?

QUEZ420 · August 2017

Altaire wrote: »

There is a weird run animation, it must be due to a polymorf or something. it's a high step run like you might see by a marching band conductor. It's like a Monty Python skit.

Anyone know the polymorph or is it assassin trait/ running emote.

Jester personality. That run is absolutely hilarious lol!

SydneyGrey · August 2017

Abeille wrote: »

Someone messaged me about a conversation that happened six months ago. No kidding, they actually said in the message they waited for six months. I don't even know who the person is, I mean, how am I supposed to remember half an year after it? Sent me a huge, really rude and salty private message. I found it hilarious at first, but after I gave it some thought I decided that someone lurking for six months waiting to send me that message was kinda creepy so I blocked them. Still kinda funny though. I mean, it is not that bad, it is not like a real life stalker or anything.

That's psychotic.

Nova Sky · August 2017

Farming in Craglorn, I encountered a fresh-out-of-Coldharbour level 5 running around in rags. She looked at me, 630 CP, then promptly ran over and aggro'd a bunch of scorpions and ran back to me.

I stood and watched, shaking my head, as they promptly swarmed about us, but only attacked her. She was down to less than a quarter health when I decided enough was enough and killed off the scorpions before they could do her in.

She survived. I laughed and ran off. I love new players. Reminds me of April 2014 when I was just like them.

Pele · August 2017

Knocking someone off the top of a keep with my trebuchet. He got hit, jumped around so much that he accidentally fell off the side, landed outside the keep then scrambled back in through the side door.

Ankael07 · August 2017

A while ago I was defending a keep in a heated siege battle. While I was getting ready to defend the breach I saw an enemy with jester personality casually walk into the keep in the middle of magic explosions. I had to deploy my siege and get into the citadel because I couldn't stop laughing

Pink_E_808 · August 2017

This thread is cracking me up!
I'm an AD cp480 DK, but was a bit lower when this happened. I was fighting an EP cp630 NB on top of the tower of the bridge by Alessia and was holding my own ok, but knew the guy was going to take me out eventually. I got a few good hits in with my Bow, then switched to my Inferno Staff and hit him with Destructive Reach. Once. He was close to the edge, so was thrown off the side and he fell all the way down to the edge of the water. Died on impact (yes, I checked, lol). I just stood there at the edge for a moment in disbelief, then laughed so hard, I almost cried. Then I remembered I was also in the middle of a battle, lol.

Wrecking_Blow_Spam · August 2017

Pink_E_808 wrote: »

This thread is cracking me up!
I'm an AD cp480 DK, but was a bit lower when this happened. I was fighting an EP cp630 NB on top of the tower of the bridge by Alessia and was holding my own ok, but knew the guy was going to take me out eventually. I got a few good hits in with my Bow, then switched to my Inferno Staff and hit him with Destructive Reach. Once. He was close to the edge, so was thrown off the side and he fell all the way down to the edge of the water. Died on impact (yes, I checked, lol). I just stood there at the edge for a moment in disbelief, then laughed so hard, I almost cried. Then I remembered I was also in the middle of a battle, lol.

That's funny almost as funny as using a bow and inferno staff

TonyRockaroni · August 2017

aliyavana wrote: »

An argonian thinking that they are equal to dunmer

Verrry funny...wanna know the funniest thing I've seen overall? The Dunmer two eras later. : -P

TonyRockaroni · August 2017

My main character running around in a circle because my cat was laying on my keyboard.

Yakidafi · August 2017

TonyRockaroni wrote: »

My main character running around in a circle because my cat was laying on my keyboard.

Wow,just wow. I don't like botters, but to train a cat to do it for them, that is low!

CrisXD · August 2017

If any of the zone chat counts, the AD chat was pretty lit last night

RedFireDisco · August 2017

I was heal trolling.

What's that you ask?

Just me with a resto in perma cloak healing a DK tank 1 v3 ing.

So much fun watching people wondering how a DK hit them with leap and meteor simultaneously.

FTW

Slick_007 · August 2017

Pink_E_808 wrote: »

This thread is cracking me up!
I'm an AD cp480 DK, but was a bit lower when this happened. I was fighting an EP cp630 NB on top of the tower of the bridge by Alessia and was holding my own ok, but knew the guy was going to take me out eventually. I got a few good hits in with my Bow, then switched to my Inferno Staff and hit him with Destructive Reach. Once. He was close to the edge, so was thrown off the side and he fell all the way down to the edge of the water. Died on impact (yes, I checked, lol). I just stood there at the edge for a moment in disbelief, then laughed so hard, I almost cried. Then I remembered I was also in the middle of a battle, lol.

reminds me of my old warcraft days pvping. near a ledge with someone guarding the flag, dont recall the warzone name. i was melee and got right up in their face, and they'd walk back, we'd hit, id walk forward. did that til they walked backwards off the cliff.

Pumpkin_pants · August 2017

2 of my friends were dueling in my house & I took out my camel mount & chased them around with it by placing it in different spots. Also, my friend in my house was standing still & I put the house item that is a giant cooked leg of meat as his head.

Narvuntien · August 2017

this was actually the week before but whatever.

Riding in the ground.
http://imgur.com/a/6ClHX

Theosis · August 2017

I saw a video of a kid going down some stairs n a bike yelling call 911!

I nearly wet myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbxop95kT0w

Keep_Door · August 2017

That @Keep_Door guy posting hilarious polls and nerf threads and so so so so many people not understanding the satire of them.

Good times

Pink_E_808 · August 2017

Wrecking_Blow_Spam wrote: »

Pink_E_808 wrote: »

This thread is cracking me up!
I'm an AD cp480 DK, but was a bit lower when this happened. I was fighting an EP cp630 NB on top of the tower of the bridge by Alessia and was holding my own ok, but knew the guy was going to take me out eventually. I got a few good hits in with my Bow, then switched to my Inferno Staff and hit him with Destructive Reach. Once. He was close to the edge, so was thrown off the side and he fell all the way down to the edge of the water. Died on impact (yes, I checked, lol). I just stood there at the edge for a moment in disbelief, then laughed so hard, I almost cried. Then I remembered I was also in the middle of a battle, lol.

That's funny almost as funny as using a bow and inferno staff

What can I say? I love, love, love my Bow and Staff! And I got the kill

Mauin · August 2017

Funniest thing I saw recently was back in the PvP event, since I haven't been playing much since then. We were taking Aleswell and somebody managed to place their Volcanic Rune on the wall beside the inner keep front door. I stopped mid siege and wondered if I could still manage to set it off when it was on the wall. Popped my shield, hopped up, and... Poof. I went flying up and away from the wall like some sort of scaly popcorn.

Jamascus · August 2017

SHADOW2KK wrote: »

Tryxus wrote: »

Getting called a "*** bag" for my "one push birds" after winning a duel

The bird is the word mate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184