What's the funniest thing you've seen this week?

Sheezabeast

Last night in PVP I saw someones Warden Bear run into a fire rune an enemy placed and the bear flew into the air and it was pretty freaking hilarious!

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Orjix

i saw this pretty good meme, i laughed. yup, that was the funniest thing i've seen this week

Sheezabeast

Orjix wrote: »

i saw this pretty good meme, i laughed. yup, that was the funniest thing i've seen this week

Aww you didn't post the meme

Sunah

We talking in game wise or just anywhere?

Sheezabeast

Sunah wrote: »

We talking in game wise or just anywhere?

Try to stay within the game world but if its really funny just spill the beans

Thogard

My favorite was actually last week.

I was in a small group doing some LoS Zerg farming over at the Alesia bridge. These things are usually suicide missions, our goal is just to take as many of them as possible before the swarm overruns us.

We had lost a battle and had managed to kite the Zerg down to the river under the bridge. One of the zerglings was particularly salty about getting farmed, and took it upon himself to T-bag my buddy, who had died at the edge of the river. i guess he didn't read the warning signs... into the third "dip" of his tea bagging, he moved a little too far into the water and started getting attacked by slaughterfish. This zergling already had low HP from the fight, so he died about a second later... from slaughterfish... right on top of the player he was trying to T bag.

Our discord had never laughed so hard!

Malic

I saw AD rolling onto Ales bridge to get farmed by eye of the storm for the 8347th time.

Yes its still the funniest thing to see, each time more so.

Sunah

Mine would be doing vdsa. We just killed the boss but had a bunch of atros up. I saw the lights spawn, the ones that take you to your loot, and said on chat, "screw you guys im out of here!" So I hopped in the light. Well now my character is bugged and is just floating an inch off the ground. My buddies kill all but 1 and hop in the light and go up to their loot. Meanwhile i am getting slapped in the face by this atro till i died. WELL he doesn't despawn, instead he runs up the stairs and tries to follow them into the treasure room and sits outside the door for like 5 mins... So im dead on the ground.. waiting for it to despawn. They are upstairs messing around talking about their loot and laughing at me....

In the end, it depawns and I get my loot haha.. I did get my vdsa resto staff so that made me happy.

Shawn_PT

Entire group fighting a single unkillable DK at Alessia bridge. After quite some time another DK came about, uppercutted the *** right over the edge and straight into the slaughterfish. I was laughing like an idiot on voice comm for the longest time.

Fight fire with fire I guess.

Enslaved

Funniest thing I saw this week? My paycheck.

RogueShark

In-game wise...

I have a horrible tendency to get stuck in places. I get knocked into the 'no world' oblivion between walls, werewolf pounce into staircases (when that happened, the other people in the public dungeon valianlty tried to save me until I had to /unstuck). It always cracks me up, IDK why.

I was doing a random dungeon (can't rememebr what, sorry) but some boss or miniboss had a fear mechanic and sent me running...
...Straight into a pillar. Where I was promptly stuck inside of it. As the healer, I quickly had to yell for halp and then get everyone to come to the pillar for healing if they needed it. So here the boss was dragged to my pillar so I could spam aoe heals on people. JUST before he died, I got feared out of the pillar. It was pretty great. Again, I dunno why but getting stuck on random crap always gets me.

Aliyavana

An argonian thinking that they are equal to dunmer

Abeille

Forums count, I hope?

Someone messaged me about a conversation that happened six months ago. No kidding, they actually said in the message they waited for six months. I don't even know who the person is, I mean, how am I supposed to remember half an year after it? Sent me a huge, really rude and salty private message. I found it hilarious at first, but after I gave it some thought I decided that someone lurking for six months waiting to send me that message was kinda creepy so I blocked them. Still kinda funny though. I mean, it is not that bad, it is not like a real life stalker or anything.

T1y4hoon

Funniest things was probably all the lag during the pvp event, and watching enemies suddenly stop moving and defending themselves. Free AP!

Tryxus

Getting called a "*** bag" for my "one push birds" after winning a duel

FLuFFyxMuFFiN

Well this morning a looked in the mirror and saw a failure. I couldn't stop laughing at the poor loser.

schwarzman1

Nerf sorc threads

SHADOW2KK

Tryxus wrote: »

Getting called a "*** bag" for my "one push birds" after winning a duel

The bird is the word mate.

Wrecking_Blow_Spam

Sheezabeast wrote: »

Sunah wrote: »

We talking in game wise or just anywhere?

Try to stay within the game world but if its really funny just spill the beans

The Pvp event:

Was riding solo on my mount, I see a greenish light in the distance - a guy crouched had just popped vigour.
My sORC - Lady skull crusher don't mess around, I jogged towards the guy on my mount, he was at CP cap.
He starts to panick, still crouching whilst I'm sat next to him on my mount, he's still trying to hide but I follow on my mount, then he attacks.
Low and behold a PVEr, he's a stam sorc spamming bloodthirst and his Velidreth procs, this whole time I'm still on my mount, my health barely moves a smidge.
Now he's in full on panick mode, he starts to retreat (I'm at 80%ish health still mounted), he walks behind a tree and I follow on my mount.
He then spams bloodthirst and my mount runs out of stamina and I fall on my backside.... whilst he's still spamming bloodthirst.
I decide enough is enough, crit rush, dizzy, execution, dead

Koensol

Some dw magsorc completely unloading his pent up frustration against me in whisper. Endless sentences about how much of a terribly filthy player I was that I 2v1'ed him (in a group vs group fight...). He t-bagged me earlier when he instagibbed me with his sorc burst combo. So when I shot a heavy attack into his dead body he just enraged. Repeatedly asking to come 1v1 him, and if I was scared. When I told him im not there to fuel his ego, his roid rage took on frightening forms. He told me he muted me and kept on talking and ranting at me for like 2 minutes. Never seen such frustration in a player for a looong looongg time. Man, I was in tears. The good kind of tears.

AnviOfVai

Outside the keep in Cyrodiil last night I was on my tank chasing some blue when he suddenly stopped and I thought, "what on earth?" I came up behind him about to give him a wack of my axe when I also stopped. In front of us was the Siege merchant and another NPC both in a dark corner outside of the keep huddled really closely together in the dark corner.

The blue and me both just stood there the merchant and the NPC did not attack they were too busy with.. each other? ..like...what It looked really strange in the dark corner hahahaha! It ended happily too because the blue and me both kinda turned around and ran off in our own directions. The love of the NPC and Siege merchant kept us from killing each other. It was sweet.

Altaire

There is a weird run animation, it must be due to a polymorf or something. it's a high step run like you might see by a marching band conductor. It's like a Monty Python skit.

Anyone know the polymorph or is it assassin trait/ running emote.

Tasear

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trav2609rwb17_ESO

Altaire wrote: »

There is a weird run animation, it must be due to a polymorf or something. it's a high step run like you might see by a marching band conductor. It's like a Monty Python skit.

Think that could be from the Jester personality.

bottleofsyrup

Altaire wrote: »

There is a weird run animation, it must be due to a polymorf or something. it's a high step run like you might see by a marching band conductor. It's like a Monty Python skit.

Anyone know the polymorph or is it assassin trait/ running emote.

It's the normal walk/run animation when using the Jester Personality. It's pretty hilarious.

bebynnag

Abeille wrote: »

Forums count, I hope?

Someone messaged me about a conversation that happened six months ago. No kidding, they actually said in the message they waited for six months. I don't even know who the person is, I mean, how am I supposed to remember half an year after it? Sent me a huge, really rude and salty private message. I found it hilarious at first, but after I gave it some thought I decided that someone lurking for six months waiting to send me that message was kinda creepy so I blocked them. Still kinda funny though. I mean, it is not that bad, it is not like a real life stalker or anything.

but you said you liked it when i stalked you on the forums

Jitterbug

Thogard wrote: »

My favorite was actually last week.

I was in a small group doing some LoS Zerg farming over at the Alesia bridge. These things are usually suicide missions, our goal is just to take as many of them as possible before the swarm overruns us.

We had lost a battle and had managed to kite the Zerg down to the river under the bridge. One of the zerglings was particularly salty about getting farmed, and took it upon himself to T-bag my buddy, who had died at the edge of the river. i guess he didn't read the warning signs... into the third "dip" of his tea bagging, he moved a little too far into the water and started getting attacked by slaughterfish. This zergling already had low HP from the fight, so he died about a second later... from slaughterfish... right on top of the player he was trying to T bag.

Our discord had never laughed so hard!

Poetic justice

Belidos

Funniest thing I've seen all week? Zos's pitiful attempt to make their website look pretty, somebody needs to look into the web designers credentials because he/she obviously failed somewhere.

Bombashaman

"What's the funniest thing you've seen this week?"

Me.

Ardaghion

I was up in Northeastern Wrothgar a few days ago and while attacking a couple of hostile NPCs I thought one NPC vanished. Thought it was a bug. I killed the remaining NPC and looked over the ledge to find that the other NPC had fallen about 60 ft after I used a spell to knock him down. It took about 45 seconds but I watched him make his way back just so I could kill him proper this time.

Hallothiel

Can't remember which keep, but AD had taken it from EP & so all reds dead. Apart from the one stuck in the flat bit in front of the inner keep door (was above the level ground) Just top of head visible altho could move around just not out of the stine bit. But apparently unkillable. And many many did try a wide variety of ways. Was highly amusing to watch new ad come out, do a double take & have a swing. To no avail.

Think they must have logged out finally.