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Housing npcs, what type do you want for your home?

  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Jester, traditional or like the last 3 from festival

    Ash titan (for the roof)

    Steel drum band

    Old man/woman loremaster who reads lorebooks

    Skooma headz creepin around the behind stables

    A bouncer at the door who visitors have to defeat in a duel if they can't afford the cover charge - like in Sovngarde

    Who am I kidding? Inb4 npc centepede...
    Fear is the Mindkiller
  • Voxicity
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    Striper

    A person who paints stripes on things
    Edited by Voxicity on July 11, 2017 7:43PM
  • Megabear
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    Inventory space.
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    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
    Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
    Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • bebynnag
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    gave this a little extra thought

    I want Cadwel to just wander around my house interacting with my furniture because i always suggested he should come see the world. upon interacting with it he will randomly quote himself from earlier interactions, and possibly allow us to hear new musings from him (assuming there were lines recorded that hit the 'cutting room floor' and out-takes)
  • DMuehlhausen
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    NOthing that keeps people out of the open world. So no trader (maybe guild is fine) no banker.

    The world will feel dead if people don't have to leave their house.

    I would love them to figure a way to have your other characters walking around and interacting. Like show a tank taking hits from a mob, or a dps hitting the dummy etc.

    All houses should have a stable where you see your mounts, and your pets walking around the house as well.
  • kargen27
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    One of my houses (each character gets their own) is going to be a cult type theme. Have just started it so not sure if I will need mindless minions to drink the kool-aide or mindless minions to chant as one of the more virtuous gets sacrificed. Either way I need mindless minions.

    Oh yeah and one of my other characters would like some birds in the trees and maybe a squirrel or rabbit running around in the garden.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Kodrac
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    BigBadVolk wrote: »
    Lusty argonian maids...lots of em

    22 replies before someone thought of this? Shame on you trolls. Shame. Slackers.
  • IcyDeadPeople
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    • Guild store NPC
    • Repair kit vendor NPC
    • Enchanting rune vendor NPC
    • Writ turn-in NPC
    • Make all your offline characters spawn as NPCs that you can trade inventory with
  • cyclonus11
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    - Dunmer NPCs that I can place in my Argonian home as slaves
  • Cyn_v84
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    Didn't read through it, but pretty sure this one wants all of the above. Maybe that is a dangerous choice, this one will ponder upon that whilst dreaming of many servants.
  • Cage_Lizardman
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    I want to be able to place my alts in my house. Also some servant who can pick up daily pledges and writs for me.
  • kargen27
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    • Guild store NPC
    • Repair kit vendor NPC
    • Enchanting rune vendor NPC
    • Writ turn-in NPC
    • Make all your offline characters spawn as NPCs that you can trade inventory with

    I vote no on all but the last one if you are thinking functional NPC. The last one I give a solid maybe.

    Certain areas of the game already seem empty no need to make that problem worse.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Aurie
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    None, thank you.

    It's easy enough to port to any city from any part of the world if you want a bank/merchant/any other NPC.
  • STEVIL
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    Runners - writ pickup and delivery

    Repairmen

    Groomers - riding lesson

    Hirelings - stores up the daily emails every 12 orv24 hr

    Bards

    Traders - access to my guild stores.

    Etc
    Proudly skooma free while talks-when-drunk is in mandatory public housing.
    YFMV Your Fun May Vary.

    First Law of Nerf-o-Dynamics
    "The good way I used to get good kills *with good skill* was good but the way others kill me now is bad."

  • NeillMcAttack
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    • Make all your offline characters spawn as NPCs that you can trade inventory with

    This, a thousand times this!!!!
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  • altemriel
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    - first, increase the item limit
    - then buff the banker, so that she give guild bank access
    - then a bard
    - some pretty female altmer partying girls
    - a cook npc
    - gardener npc
  • Aliyavana
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    altemriel wrote: »
    - first, increase the item limit
    - then buff the banker, so that she give guild bank access
    - then a bard
    - some pretty female altmer partying girls
    - a cook npc
    - gardener npc

    Pretty bosmer girls for me please lol
  • Aliyavana
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    cyclonus11 wrote: »
    - Dunmer NPCs that I can place in my Argonian home as slaves

    That is so racist and wrong
  • redshirt_49
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    Well, my home is just a creepy shrine to daedra in the earthtear cavern. It's got coffins and ritual spaces and cages and all that good stuff.
    What kind of NPC would fit there? Zombies, Draugr, Mummies?

    A Zombie bard. Yes.

    ZOS, bring me my zombie bard please.
  • Giraffon
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    I want my alts to be available to place in the home and swap inventories with them. I also want to be able to issue emote commands to them. I don't know how that would look. Maybe something like /giraffonsleep

    Giraffon - Beta Lizard - For the Pact!
  • Vrienda
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    Slaves to work my plantations, servants to wash my linens, scholars to charge tuition as they look over my collection of Dwemer relics.

    I want to build a village, a town, a city, an empire, all of which to watch over from my throne at the height of it all, where I am guarded by my most trusted followers!

    But mostly Argonian and Khajiiti slaves. I've wanted those since morrowind was first datamined ._.
    Desperate for Roleplaying servers to bring open world non-organised RP to Elder Scrolls Online. Please ZOS.
  • kip_silverwolf
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    Naked Nords!

    and plenty of them so I can recreate my Hjerim Harem!

    Plus Bards - preferably that male dunmer from Vivec City
    "I'm going to live forever..or at least die trying"

    drunken Nord & Tamriel streaker since Arena

  • Megabear
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    I want to be able to place my alts in my house. Also some servant who can pick up daily pledges and writs for me.

    Wow, that is a great idea. I'd LOVE to see all of my alts in one place!
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    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • Kewhit
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Personal Trader NPC - lets you put up items for sale, visitors to house could buy your stuff off it.

    This! It would be just like back in the day when I ran a weapons shop in Star Wars Galaxies. Now granted it would be a bit tougher to create a market presence since passers-by couldn't simply stumble upon your shop/residence, but it's an interesting idea at least.
  • GreyWolf_79
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    Since most of the good ideas have already been mentioned, I'll throw one in that I don't think has been mentioned yet. I want M'aiq the Liar to just wander around the grounds of my Hunding's Palatial Hall, giving me random tidbits of Khajiit wisdom every time I interact with him (max 3 quotes per visit, I know M'aiq gets tired after talking too much).
  • Annalyse
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    I still really do want a bard for my houses. I miss hearing the female bard sing when I used to log in/out and fill my guild stores in the Velyn Harbor bank.

    Aside from that, I would pay thousands upon thousands of crowns to have a fully functional banker, even if it was a housing item only and not one you could pull out in the world areas.
  • Resfeber
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    Old man/woman loremaster who reads lorebooks.

    This might actually make me spend some time in my home. Always love a good audio book er, storyteller. Maybe I might get around to the reading the rest of the lorebooks then.
    Resfeber (n.): the restless race of the traveler's heart before the journey begins, when anxiety and anticipation are tangled together; a travel fever that can manifest as an illness.
    [Jan '14 Beta Tester]
  • OmniDo
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    Currently, the Soul-Shriven just stand there, and theyre 1K Crowns.
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  • Karmanorway
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    My own characters, when offline of that char.
    Bards, townsfolk, guards, gladiators, and almalexia for my torture cage.

    Btw it would be cool if these npcs wasnt just standing there, that they did what they are designed to do ☺
  • Mattock_Romulus
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    Nothing better than a large harem of scantily clad ***.
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