First, I'd like to thank you, ZOS, for giving me the opportunity to learn so much more than I felt I ever did in my youthful academic years.
Without tool-tip misspellings, typos, and the general zone chatter, I would not have as many daily mental exercises in the language arts than the average person. You keep my editorial skills up to snuff.
Also, you have allowed me to practice my mind in a variety of mathematics! With your constant changes made in skill lines and champion point system overhauls, my mind has become so sharp that I've thrown away all my calculators!
Finally, I would like to say thank you for keeping me by my computer most of the day, safe from the danger of drugs, gangs, and prostitution that awaits outside in the real world.
ZOS, you the real MVP
"But screw your courage to the sticking-place,
And we’ll not fail."
PC/NA & EU