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Rngesus hates me...

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Just wanted to share this with everybody
  • Sasyk
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    If only they were viable dps weapons and not "tank" weapons.
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  • Danksta
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    Sasyk wrote: »
    If only they were viable dps weapons and not "tank" weapons.

    This was one of my first thoughts when I heard about the ice staff changes. All they're doing is diluting loot tables.
    BawKinTackWarDs PS4/NA

  • rotaugen454
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    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • lientier
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    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.

    WOW
    PC-EU @lientier
  • kunvenrwb17_ESO
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    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.

    10/10
  • rotaugen454
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    After 3 years of collecting gear, I can indeed confirm his undying hatred of all my characters.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Sigtric
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    RNGESUS HATES EVERYONE

    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

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  • pod88kk
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    No no no don't be silly, he is a wrathful God who hates everyone, he does not pick or choose his favorites
  • rotaugen454
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    What did I do to anger him three years ago that he still has not forgiven me for?
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • rotaugen454
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    Satan gear tokens would go a long way towards defeating RNGesus in the end. Earn 100 tokens, get the weight/trait that you want. Still a grind, but at least a grind with an end in sight.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Merlin13KAGL
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    RNGESUS HATES EVERYONE
    This.
    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.
    @rotaugen454 , hate you...just a little, because you made me sing it in my head.

    ;)

    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

    IRL'ing for a while for assorted reasons, in forum, and in game.
    I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
    Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS
  • rotaugen454
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    RNGESUS HATES EVERYONE
    This.
    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.
    @rotaugen454 , hate you...just a little, because you made me sing it in my head.

    ;)

    Anyone who had to sing that as a kid has it burned into their brain permanently. Everyone else wonders what the heck you are talking about.

    On an ESO Live, they admitted that RNG is one of the major player frustrations and that they were looking at a way to "lessen it". Since then, I haven't heard any mention of what they meant by that. There is pretty much a daily thread complaining about RNG, so any word from them about systems to lessen it that they are considering would be helpful.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • rotaugen454
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    On a more serious note, there are a handful of items/concerns/complaints that come up often and are either answered vaguely or not at all. Here, in no particular order, are topics I see all the time:

    1) RNG : like I said earlier, they hinted at looking at a way to lessen it, but have yet to provide any details that I have seen. This is one of the biggest issues for people gear grinding.

    2) Trials in group finder: Many people would like to see at least the normal level trials in group finder.

    3) Transmog/costume creation: This could be implemented in a way that would greatly boost motif sales, whether by making a costume if you have the motif, or a way to use mimic stones to change the look of dropped gear by piece.

    4) Sustain changes in PTS: They got rid of a slice of the NDA, so people can talk about how it affects the original 4 classes. As is, it seems like it lowers both the ceiling and the floor instead of raising the floor like they wanted. It would be great to hear an explanation as to how it at least raises the floor.

    These are just a handful of the items that pop up daily in one form or another. Can we get some sort of official word on any of these?
    @ZOS_GinaBruno
    @ZOS_JessicaFolsom
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • rotaugen454
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    On a more serious note, there are a handful of items/concerns/complaints that come up often and are either answered vaguely or not at all. Here, in no particular order, are topics I see all the time:

    1) RNG : like I said earlier, they hinted at looking at a way to lessen it, but have yet to provide any details that I have seen. This is one of the biggest issues for people gear grinding.

    2) Trials in group finder: Many people would like to see at least the normal level trials in group finder.

    3) Transmog/costume creation: This could be implemented in a way that would greatly boost motif sales, whether by making a costume if you have the motif, or a way to use mimic stones to change the look of dropped gear by piece.

    4) Sustain changes in PTS: They got rid of a slice of the NDA, so people can talk about how it affects the original 4 classes. As is, it seems like it lowers both the ceiling and the floor instead of raising the floor like they wanted. It would be great to hear an explanation as to how it at least raises the floor.

    These are just a handful of the items that pop up daily in one form or another. Can we get some sort of official word on any of these?
    @ZOS_GinaBruno
    @ZOS_JessicaFolsom
    *crickets*
    ZoS?
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Phinix1
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    RNGesus hates everyone. He is a loathsome, spiteful little trickster demon summoned through a quantum tear at Cern they accidentally opened into the evil alternate universe where fun is pain and pain is fun and everyone always and never has a good time!
  • HeathenDeacon
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    RNGESUS HATES EVERYONE
    This.
    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.
    @rotaugen454 , hate you...just a little, because you made me sing it in my head.

    ;)

    Anyone who had to sing that as a kid has it burned into their brain permanently. Everyone else wonders what the heck you are talking about.

    On an ESO Live, they admitted that RNG is one of the major player frustrations and that they were looking at a way to "lessen it". Since then, I haven't heard any mention of what they meant by that. There is pretty much a daily thread complaining about RNG, so any word from them about systems to lessen it that they are considering would be helpful.

    For starters all they need to do is nerf Sharpened to the point where it isnt a must have for dps. Such a simple solution that it makes me wonder if they actually want Sharpened to be the only desirable trait so people keep busy farming. They must think we'll all stop playing the game once we get the gear we want... that's how it works, right?? smh.
  • rotaugen454
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    RNGESUS HATES EVERYONE
    This.
    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.
    @rotaugen454 , hate you...just a little, because you made me sing it in my head.

    ;)

    Anyone who had to sing that as a kid has it burned into their brain permanently. Everyone else wonders what the heck you are talking about.

    On an ESO Live, they admitted that RNG is one of the major player frustrations and that they were looking at a way to "lessen it". Since then, I haven't heard any mention of what they meant by that. There is pretty much a daily thread complaining about RNG, so any word from them about systems to lessen it that they are considering would be helpful.

    For starters all they need to do is nerf Sharpened to the point where it isnt a must have for dps. Such a simple solution that it makes me wonder if they actually want Sharpened to be the only desirable trait so people keep busy farming. They must think we'll all stop playing the game once we get the gear we want... that's how it works, right?? smh.
    Except DPS is already taking a huge hit soon. They should buff the other traits.
    Edited by rotaugen454 on May 5, 2017 3:10AM
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • LadyLavina
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    RNGESUS HATES EVERYONE
    This.
    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.
    @rotaugen454 , hate you...just a little, because you made me sing it in my head.

    ;)

    Anyone who had to sing that as a kid has it burned into their brain permanently. Everyone else wonders what the heck you are talking about.

    On an ESO Live, they admitted that RNG is one of the major player frustrations and that they were looking at a way to "lessen it". Since then, I haven't heard any mention of what they meant by that. There is pretty much a daily thread complaining about RNG, so any word from them about systems to lessen it that they are considering would be helpful.

    For starters all they need to do is nerf Sharpened to the point where it isnt a must have for dps. Such a simple solution that it makes me wonder if they actually want Sharpened to be the only desirable trait so people keep busy farming. They must think we'll all stop playing the game once we get the gear we want... that's how it works, right?? smh.

    Nope. Nerfing everything is part of the problem. Nerfs need to stop and classes/abilities/passives/cp passives/weapons/traits that are under used/under performing need to be buffed to bring them up to the same degree of usefulness.
    PC - NA @LadyLavina 1800+ CP PvP Tank and PvP Healer
  • rotaugen454
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    RNGESUS HATES EVERYONE
    This.
    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.
    @rotaugen454 , hate you...just a little, because you made me sing it in my head.

    ;)

    Anyone who had to sing that as a kid has it burned into their brain permanently. Everyone else wonders what the heck you are talking about.

    On an ESO Live, they admitted that RNG is one of the major player frustrations and that they were looking at a way to "lessen it". Since then, I haven't heard any mention of what they meant by that. There is pretty much a daily thread complaining about RNG, so any word from them about systems to lessen it that they are considering would be helpful.

    For starters all they need to do is nerf Sharpened to the point where it isnt a must have for dps. Such a simple solution that it makes me wonder if they actually want Sharpened to be the only desirable trait so people keep busy farming. They must think we'll all stop playing the game once we get the gear we want... that's how it works, right?? smh.

    Calling for nerfs is how we end up with the next update.

    ESO-OprahDev: "You get a nerf! YOU get a nerf! You ALL get a nerf!"
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Feanor
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    Phinix1 wrote: »
    RNGesus hates everyone. He is a loathsome, spiteful little trickster demon summoned through a quantum tear at Cern they accidentally opened into the evil alternate universe where fun is pain and pain is fun and everyone always and never has a good time!

    I knew that Molag Bal is the Daedric Prince of RNG. Should have just let him suck all of Tamriel along with the loot tables into Coldharbour.
    Edited by Feanor on May 5, 2017 1:19PM
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    All chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.
  • DjMuscleboy02
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    You can use that moonddancer ice staff for when your tank dcs on first boss of mol ;)
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    Hodor, but stronger
  • rotaugen454
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    You can use that moonddancer ice staff for when your tank dcs on first boss of mol ;)

    There's a guy arguing tanking in another thread that would probably think that was a great idea.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Xylphan
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    Rngesus hates me, this I know,
    For the gear drops tell me so.
    Training and prosperous all the time,
    Might as well become a mime.

    Rngesus hates me,
    He likes to troll a lot,
    Ran vMOL a million times,
    Got a pair of training socks.
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