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The Warden looks like a little girls bike.

Floki_Vilgerdarson
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Where is the lore supporting this faerie like class. Pretty, Pretty colors, pretty effects that would look great sprayed on my daughters pink bike.

I will try this build. However, I feel my masculinity may take a huge hit.

Zos you destroyed the Templar for this cartoon crap? Light blue wings, mushrooms, bugs, all of which cause massive graphical issues to an already broken game.

Last night I watched a You Tube video "showcasing" the wardens skills.

This was the first time I saw the warden, it made me sick.

Make a real class if you are going to imbalance the game, not some My Little Pony toon.

I pre-ordered Morrowind, but the dude I saw in the trailer did not use any My Little Pony skills. I feel ripped off. This was the big hype?

Wow!!! I don't know what more can be said. Wow!

Floki
  • Aliyavana
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    Sparkle sparkle fingertips isn't any better aka templars... both have good designs
    Edited by Aliyavana on May 1, 2017 11:54PM
  • TheNuminous1
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    Lol oh how if so don't care about you macho folk. Ill be playing my shiny pretty forest faery healer with glee and abandon.
  • Vaoh
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    I'll grow trees and hug my netch as much as I please......
  • Peekachu99
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    Parody, or hyper-insecurity with himself? I came for a poll. Where is it?
  • KochDerDamonen
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    *vigorously trollposts*

    IKR the rest of the game is so machooo!!!1! Yesterday I was riding around on my GRAVEDIGGER X2 LIFTED FLAMING MONSTER TRUCK and crushing some gd fairy people under my tires when my friend interrupted my good time with a stupid youtube link!! After I punch him in the gut until he passed out, I got totally hammered and watched the video and... it wasn't even the same game?!?!? Like whaaaat?!?!? Ban this 'warden' class ZOS!!!
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  • Nyladreas
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    Where is the lore supporting this faerie like class. Pretty, Pretty colors, pretty effects that would look great sprayed on my daughters pink bike.

    I will try this build. However, I feel my masculinity may take a huge hit.

    Zos you destroyed the Templar for this cartoon crap? Light blue wings, mushrooms, bugs, all of which cause massive graphical issues to an already broken game.

    Last night I watched a You Tube video "showcasing" the wardens skills.

    This was the first time I saw the warden, it made me sick.

    Make a real class if you are going to imbalance the game, not some My Little Pony toon.

    I pre-ordered Morrowind, but the dude I saw in the trailer did not use any My Little Pony skills. I feel ripped off. This was the big hype?

    Wow!!! I don't know what more can be said. Wow!

    Floki

    Spinners of Valenwood.

    Look it up.
  • Gilvoth
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    perhaps we could get a true assassin class that is more manly in both skills and appearance?
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/317806/please-make-a-proper-assassin-class/p1



    Edited by Gilvoth on May 2, 2017 2:44PM
  • Sigtric
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    I'm sort of stuck with the class visually. You can tell the artists and animators did a great job with it but the color scheme just does not work for me. I think it would have been much better suited with the same green color they use for spriggans.

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  • DragonBound
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    Where is the lore supporting this faerie like class. Pretty, Pretty colors, pretty effects that would look great sprayed on my daughters pink bike.

    I will try this build. However, I feel my masculinity may take a huge hit.

    Zos you destroyed the Templar for this cartoon crap? Light blue wings, mushrooms, bugs, all of which cause massive graphical issues to an already broken game.

    Last night I watched a You Tube video "showcasing" the wardens skills.

    This was the first time I saw the warden, it made me sick.

    Make a real class if you are going to imbalance the game, not some My Little Pony toon.

    I pre-ordered Morrowind, but the dude I saw in the trailer did not use any My Little Pony skills. I feel ripped off. This was the big hype?

    Wow!!! I don't know what more can be said. Wow!

    Floki

    Your exaggerating who would of thought healing abilities that happen through nature would look druidic which is common in fantasy gaaasp! The other colors are blue so what are you even talking about? You want to talk about feminine colors look at guild wars 2 mesmer purple butterflies and all or psylocke in marvel heroes warden is far from feminine and your to insecure about it.
  • waitwhat
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    Only you can let them nerf your manhood. Hang in there.
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  • Betheny
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    This is a new low. Never seen women blamed for the colour of flowers, bugs, and vegetables before.
  • Nyladreas
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    Betheny wrote: »
    This is a new low. Never seen women blamed for the colour of flowers, bugs, and vegetables before.

    I can't even.... This is just sad....
  • Mojmir
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    Fun to use til your friends see you?
  • Argawarga
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    What exactly do plants and insects have to do with My Little Pony or girl's bicycles?

    All I got out of this is that your masculinity is so fragile that it can't withstand the colour green, or animals that aren't dragons. is that about right?
  • Celas_Dranacea
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    I, too, feel my manhood is extremely threatened by plants and animals.

    I demand all future animations be phallic in nature.
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  • Didgerion
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    OP has a good point. The flowers and some summoned animations do not make any sense!

    Why would I bring flowers in my arsenal when fighting. If I could talk to nature there would be no flowers in my arsenal or mushrooms.

    Most animations does not make any sense - it makes the warden look like a clown trying to impress the public with his pretty tricks.

    It's a war - there should be no flowers in the battle-ground - also Ice and flowers put together does not make any sense.
    Warden has to use the primary nature forces - ice is a good direction - bear pet look good too - but flowers, jelly fish mushrooms...man that's a joke.


    Edited by Didgerion on May 2, 2017 2:44AM
  • geonsocal
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    just watched some YouTube videos and saw a couple of moves...yep, kinda interesting choices...

    have not yet seen the fetcherfly move yet...soon as I heard that I got all excited - in my mind I've envisioned bioshock's "murder by crows"...no doubt, favorite attack move in all of video games...

    sure hope it doesn't look like I'm throwing a handful of butterflies at someone - that visual would be a little disappointing...
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  • lonewolf26
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    I was going to say a Lisa Frank book cover but a girl's bike also works.
  • altemriel
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    Where is the lore supporting this faerie like class. Pretty, Pretty colors, pretty effects that would look great sprayed on my daughters pink bike.

    I will try this build. However, I feel my masculinity may take a huge hit.

    Zos you destroyed the Templar for this cartoon crap? Light blue wings, mushrooms, bugs, all of which cause massive graphical issues to an already broken game.

    Last night I watched a You Tube video "showcasing" the wardens skills.

    This was the first time I saw the warden, it made me sick.

    Make a real class if you are going to imbalance the game, not some My Little Pony toon.

    I pre-ordered Morrowind, but the dude I saw in the trailer did not use any My Little Pony skills. I feel ripped off. This was the big hype?

    Wow!!! I don't know what more can be said. Wow!

    Floki

    wait when you see the pts patch notes :smiley: !
  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    The ENTIRE purpose of the warden class was to add something to the Morrowind DLC, to make it feel more like an expansion.

    ZOS can barely balance the four classes we have. There was absolutely NO need for another class. This was a pure marketing decision.

    With this game and this development team, marketing is always prioritized over game design.
  • Sneaky-Snurr
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno
    This is your doing isn't it?
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  • Ep1kMalware
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    Didgerion wrote: »
    OP has a good point. The flowers and some summoned animations do not make any sense!

    Why would I bring flowers in my arsenal when fighting. If I could talk to nature there would be no flowers in my arsenal or mushrooms.

    Most animations does not make any sense - it makes the warden look like a clown trying to impress the public with his pretty tricks.

    It's a war - there should be no flowers in the battle-ground - also Ice and flowers put together does not make any sense.
    Warden has to use the primary nature forces - ice is a good direction - bear pet look good too - but flowers, jelly fish mushrooms...man that's a joke.


    I always have mushrooms in my arsenal when trying to talk to nature.
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    Guild Leader of The Twelve Knights, AD PVE, PVP and Trading Guild on the EU Mega Server

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  • Thalmor-Nordmaster
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    Spinners have always been good for morale.
  • VampiricByNature
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    Gender conformity is full of norms created by society. You conform to an idea that "I am a boy. I like dark blue. Pink is not good". In just the same way, girls grow up being told how pretty they are- and soon learn they are rewarded in society for how they look maybe more than how they act. Boys are told not to like pink or sparkles because it's girly.

    It's like that "throw like a girl" campaign. Nature is pretty - the warden is supposed to be about nature. Pretty, isn't bad. It's not going to shrivel your junk.

    I didn't grow hair on my chest while playing a fire-breathing, crotch-stomping dk. I think you'll be aight.
  • ofSunhold
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    I promise not to giggle. Or point. *crosses heart*
    Classes that don't need any class ability nerfs: Nightblades, Dragonknights, Sorcs, Templars, Wardens.
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  • KingYogi415
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    This what i'll be imagining every time I use swarm.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uYnlzpSSevM

    Not so whismical now eh?
  • Armann
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    Wardens got magic mushrooms B)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybin_mushroom

    I'm gonna roll a Nord berserker Warden.
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  • OlafdieWaldfee
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    A class that crushes fragile manly-man-mens egos due to pure existence? Sign me in! :D
    Gliiterfairy-sparkleboy, that´s my warden´s name, yeah!
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