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I guess I just signed away my privacy?

Myyth
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After the patch when I loaded the game I got a "Privacy" statement.
Something about my information can be read and that I agree to getting emails. I didnt really want to agree to this, but I guess I have to.

Can someone give me the condensed TLDR version of what I just agreed to?
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Betheny wrote: »
    You agreed to sacrifice your firstborn to the Zenimax Gaming Empire. And receive emails informing you of any upcoming offers.

    What if you had twins? Can't sacrifice them both.
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    You agreed to sacrifice your firstborn to the Zenimax Gaming Empire. And receive emails informing you of any upcoming offers.

    What if you had twins? Can't sacrifice them both.

    One must pop out first. Birthing babies isn't magic.

    There is magic in ESO though. ;)
  • seaef
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    Betheny wrote: »
    You agreed to sacrifice your firstborn to the Zenimax Gaming Empire. And receive emails informing you of any upcoming offers.

    What if you had twins? Can't sacrifice them both.

    Sure you can.
    Betheny wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    You agreed to sacrifice your firstborn to the Zenimax Gaming Empire. And receive emails informing you of any upcoming offers.

    What if you had twins? Can't sacrifice them both.

    One must pop out first. Birthing babies isn't magic.

    If you're willing sacrifice them, why wait for them to be born? Theoretically they could both come out at the same time with a little help from Mr. Ritual Knife.

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  • Tempah
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    Enslaved wrote: »
    Tempah wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    You agreed to sacrifice your firstborn to the Zenimax Gaming Empire. And receive emails informing you of any upcoming offers.

    Joke is on zenimax I'll never get a wife so I will also never get a child >:D.


    Joke is on Zenimax since I already sacrificed my childred to Molag Bal.

    lol. why would you sacrifice your childeren to the god of ***? (If I am correct)
    Edited by Tempah on March 20, 2017 3:00PM
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  • Betheny
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    Tempah wrote: »
    Joke is on zenimax I'll never get a wife so I will also never get a child >:D.

    If no firstborn is on the cards then a monthly petris dish or two will also be acceptable currency.
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    Rouven wrote: »
    I always feel like, somebody's watching me.

    And I have no privacy.

    Couldn't resist. I'm done now, tune back in for roasted goat tonight at eight. :D

    Really, idk
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Tempah wrote: »
    Enslaved wrote: »
    Tempah wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    You agreed to sacrifice your firstborn to the Zenimax Gaming Empire. And receive emails informing you of any upcoming offers.

    Joke is on zenimax I'll never get a wife so I will also never get a child >:D.


    Joke is on Zenimax since I already sacrificed my childred to Molag Bal.

    lol. why would you sacrifice your childeren to the god of ***? (If I am correct)

    They're just going to die anyway. Would you rather it be sooner or later?
  • Tempah
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    Betheny wrote: »
    Tempah wrote: »
    Joke is on zenimax I'll never get a wife so I will also never get a child >:D.

    If no firstborn is on the cards then a monthly petris dish or two will also be acceptable currency.

    @Betheny would you mind explaining me what petris dish is? :P
    Dro'mathra Destroyer, Gryphon Heart, Immortal Redemeer, Tick Tock Tormentor, The Unchained, Exstinguisher of Flames, Flawless Conqueror
  • Betheny
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    Tempah wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Tempah wrote: »
    Joke is on zenimax I'll never get a wife so I will also never get a child >:D.

    If no firstborn is on the cards then a monthly petris dish or two will also be acceptable currency.

    @Betheny would you mind explaining me what petris dish is? :P

    If you skipped science classes there is always Wikipedia.
  • Cadbury
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    Rickter wrote: »
    your privacy was gone when you were conceived. wire tapping your house and bugging your phone was so 1960s. these days, the CIA has you tapped by genetic code.

    just ask Alexa ;)

    This is what happens in an Illuminati-controlled world.
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  • Myyth
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    postlarval wrote: »
    Myyth wrote: »
    After the patch when I loaded the game I got a "Privacy" statement.
    Something about my information can be read and that I agree to getting emails. I didnt really want to agree to this, but I guess I have to.

    Can someone give me the condensed TLDR version of what I just agreed to?

    You're signed on to the Internet posting on a forum.

    You have no privacy.

    Not sure why a canned software statement would concern you.

    oh no, do you think ZoS will find out that I download pictures of bacon all day? Its my deep dark secret I havn't told anyone about!

  • Lexxypwns
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    Tempah wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    You agreed to sacrifice your firstborn to the Zenimax Gaming Empire. And receive emails informing you of any upcoming offers.

    Joke is on zenimax I'll never get a wife so I will also never get a child >:D.


    Just steal a baby to pay your dues...
  • The_Smilemeister
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    I'm more worried about Zenimax reading my plans to retake Cyrodiil and restore the Empire. These guys seem to be racist towards my people.
  • Cadbury
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    postlarval wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Tempah wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    Tempah wrote: »
    Joke is on zenimax I'll never get a wife so I will also never get a child >:D.

    If no firstborn is on the cards then a monthly petris dish or two will also be acceptable currency.

    @Betheny would you mind explaining me what petris dish is? :P

    If you skipped science classes there is always Wikipedia.

    Petri

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    Edited by Cadbury on March 20, 2017 3:15PM
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • STEVIL
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    Myyth wrote: »
    After the patch when I loaded the game I got a "Privacy" statement.
    Something about my information can be read and that I agree to getting emails. I didnt really want to agree to this, but I guess I have to.

    Can someone give me the condensed TLDR version of what I just agreed to?

    What you need to know is anything and everything done on the internet is not private and really never has been since i guess maybe some early DARPANET days. No organization's privacy policies change that in any significant way..

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