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Noob questions.

H0enir
H0enir
1- Housing.

What is the point of it ? besides collecting furnishings ? Do they have some utility and can we come and go as we please ? I like crafting but i don't see the point of doing it, if there's no utility.

2- Build diversity

It is just me or there isnt much build diversity ? 90% of the builds that i find use dual wielding, staffs. Why is so hard to find 2H builds ? I remember reading somewhere, that Dual provides the most damage, is it true ?

3- What is the best way for a new player to make gold ? Stealing and selling is good ?

4- Is there any site, where they leak news and items ? Like WoW with MMO champion

Thank you for any reply.
  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit she offers you many greetings and offers a welcoming paw on your arrival in Tamriel.

    The point of housing is to have somewhere to keep your booze so all the elves cannot steal it. Also somewhere to keep all your fish until they are sufficiently pungent and delicious yes.

    Khajiit does not understand what you mean by a build - is this also to do with housing yes?

    Everything it has value. Every rock, every flower. Collect everything. Sell anything. Also yes a life of minor crime it can be quite profitable when you are sufficiently skilled. Just know that everything in the basement of the castle in Wrothgar it already belongs to this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • Turelus
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    H0enir wrote: »
    1- Housing.

    What is the point of it ? besides collecting furnishings ? Do they have some utility and can we come and go as we please ? I like crafting but i don't see the point of doing it, if there's no utility.
    Right now this is mostly a trophy show off area with some use such as crafting tables. There is no real point to it other than enjoying building up and decorating your own home.

    If that's not something that interests you then there isn't much reason to partake and you can make gold selling materials/schematics or furnishings you find.
    H0enir wrote: »
    2- Build diversity

    It is just me or there isnt much build diversity ? 90% of the builds that i find use dual wielding, staffs. Why is so hard to find 2H builds ? I remember reading somewhere, that Dual provides the most damage, is it true ?
    Any build is somewhat viable if you know what you're doing. Most of the builds you will see pushed online are the peak meta for most DPS. If you're not racing for leaderboards or min/max DPS in PvE you can ignore them.

    If you're doing PvP plenty of people play 2H sword but not all the big name streamers and theory crafters do which is why those builds are promoted over others.
    H0enir wrote: »
    3- What is the best way for a new player to make gold ? Stealing and selling is good ?
    Join a trade guild and sell of unwanted (unrefined) material stacks until you can level crafting to get the skill which lets you refine stacks and get gold tempers, then refine them and sell tempers.
    The best way to make gold is selling to other players, you will need a trade guild to do this effectively, look about there are plenty out there which are relaxed and have no membership fees.
    H0enir wrote: »
    4- Is there any site, where they leak news and items ? Like WoW with MMO champion
    Google "ESO Datamining" and you should get Reddit or ESO forums hits for the "leaked" items.
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  • akl77
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    H0enir wrote: »
    1- Housing.

    What is the point of it ? besides collecting furnishings ? Do they have some utility and can we come and go as we please ? I like crafting but i don't see the point of doing it, if there's no utility.

    2- Build diversity

    It is just me or there isnt much build diversity ? 90% of the builds that i find use dual wielding, staffs. Why is so hard to find 2H builds ? I remember reading somewhere, that Dual provides the most damage, is it true ?

    3- What is the best way for a new player to make gold ? Stealing and selling is good ?

    4- Is there any site, where they leak news and items ? Like WoW with MMO champion

    Thank you for any reply.

    1. Store all my achievements, build my dream home layout, invite guild member to visit and visit theirs, social experience. you can port there for free as free wayshrine. You can ignore housing, but you'll be missing a part of the fun.
    2. Dual wield is easy to play and build. 1h with bow is another awesome dps but requires bar swap constantly to get good.
    3. Farm mats or motifs, sell in guild, makes huge gold fast. Once crafting skills up, craft and sell, do master writs or sell.
    4. No idea.
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  • MissBizz
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    I'll call out the specific utility items for housing. Currently as others mentioned it's mostly cosmetic, you cannot store items in housing. The utility items available are crafting stations, dye stations, and DPS dummies.

    You can also get attunable crafting stations that essentially let you copy a set crafting station in the world and put it in your home so you can craft that set from your house.
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  • GreenhaloX
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    H0enir wrote: »
    1- Housing.

    What is the point of it ? besides collecting furnishings ? Do they have some utility and can we come and go as we please ? I like crafting but i don't see the point of doing it, if there's no utility.

    2- Build diversity

    It is just me or there isnt much build diversity ? 90% of the builds that i find use dual wielding, staffs. Why is so hard to find 2H builds ? I remember reading somewhere, that Dual provides the most damage, is it true ?

    3- What is the best way for a new player to make gold ? Stealing and selling is good ?

    4- Is there any site, where they leak news and items ? Like WoW with MMO champion

    Thank you for any reply.

    1 - The point of housing: Well, only one I can think of.. it is for those in the cool kids' club to show off all their achievements and trophies.
    2 - Yes, there are diversity (many.) It just you're probably still new to the game. You can check out on youtube clips or other ESO related sites like ESO Foundry where it shows all the different builds, to include the many 2Hs.
    3 - Pick up all loots, drops and sell all you can to merchants and repeat, loot all chest (or thieves' troves, if you are able) that you can or join a guild and sell via the guild traders.
    4 - Sorry, not sure here, never played WoW. Not sure if you're referring to being able to acquire ESO items from an outside site (cough, cough) or an underground or black market or what. Any items, i.e. weapons, jewelries or armors you need, you get in all in-game.
  • iAmLife
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    H0enir wrote: »
    1- Housing.

    What is the point of it ? besides collecting furnishings ? Do they have some utility and can we come and go as we please ? I like crafting but i don't see the point of doing it, if there's no utility.

    2- Build diversity

    It is just me or there isnt much build diversity ? 90% of the builds that i find use dual wielding, staffs. Why is so hard to find 2H builds ? I remember reading somewhere, that Dual provides the most damage, is it true ?

    3- What is the best way for a new player to make gold ? Stealing and selling is good ?

    4- Is there any site, where they leak news and items ? Like WoW with MMO champion

    Thank you for any reply.

    1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. Eso forums or reddit posts
    I'll own you fool, COME AT ME YOU SON OF A GUN, hi names Life... LIKE FOR LIFE kthnxbye
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Khajiit she offers you many greetings and offers a welcoming paw on your arrival in Tamriel.

    The point of housing is to have somewhere to keep your booze so all the elves cannot steal it. Also somewhere to keep all your fish until they are sufficiently pungent and delicious yes.

    Khajiit does not understand what you mean by a build - is this also to do with housing yes?

    Everything it has value. Every rock, every flower. Collect everything. Sell anything. Also yes a life of minor crime it can be quite profitable when you are sufficiently skilled. Just know that everything in the basement of the castle in Wrothgar it already belongs to this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Yes, every rock has value. Every window of a mansion has value too. It's a terrible shame that rocks will always smash windows.

    It's even a big shame when that window is big enough for an angry Colovian to fit through.

    It's then an even bigger shame when the angry Colovian in question begins to try to find a hole in the back of the head of the inhabitant of the mansion for the rock to fit through only for the Colovian to make a new hole instead.

    It then becomes an even bigger shame when the Colovian sees a nice sword and pair of leather shoes and a fur coat and decides to remove it from said mansion.

    Moral of the story. Don't take ginger beer off of a Colovian trying to drink his sorrows away after losing most of his province to invaders.
  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit she offers you many greetings and offers a welcoming paw on your arrival in Tamriel.

    The point of housing is to have somewhere to keep your booze so all the elves cannot steal it. Also somewhere to keep all your fish until they are sufficiently pungent and delicious yes.

    Khajiit does not understand what you mean by a build - is this also to do with housing yes?

    Everything it has value. Every rock, every flower. Collect everything. Sell anything. Also yes a life of minor crime it can be quite profitable when you are sufficiently skilled. Just know that everything in the basement of the castle in Wrothgar it already belongs to this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Yes, every rock has value. Every window of a mansion has value too. It's a terrible shame that rocks will always smash windows.

    It's even a big shame when that window is big enough for an angry Colovian to fit through.

    It's then an even bigger shame when the angry Colovian in question begins to try to find a hole in the back of the head of the inhabitant of the mansion for the rock to fit through only for the Colovian to make a new hole instead.

    It then becomes an even bigger shame when the Colovian sees a nice sword and pair of leather shoes and a fur coat and decides to remove it from said mansion.

    Moral of the story. Don't take ginger beer off of a Colovian trying to drink his sorrows away after losing most of his province to invaders.

    The unhappy Colovian gentleman will be most welcome at Santie's Grotto - the finest tavern in Southern Bangkorai.

    This one she promises you the finest ginger beer and that your nice shoes they will be quite safe as long as you stay awake.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Khajiit she offers you many greetings and offers a welcoming paw on your arrival in Tamriel.

    The point of housing is to have somewhere to keep your booze so all the elves cannot steal it. Also somewhere to keep all your fish until they are sufficiently pungent and delicious yes.

    Khajiit does not understand what you mean by a build - is this also to do with housing yes?

    Everything it has value. Every rock, every flower. Collect everything. Sell anything. Also yes a life of minor crime it can be quite profitable when you are sufficiently skilled. Just know that everything in the basement of the castle in Wrothgar it already belongs to this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Yes, every rock has value. Every window of a mansion has value too. It's a terrible shame that rocks will always smash windows.

    It's even a big shame when that window is big enough for an angry Colovian to fit through.

    It's then an even bigger shame when the angry Colovian in question begins to try to find a hole in the back of the head of the inhabitant of the mansion for the rock to fit through only for the Colovian to make a new hole instead.

    It then becomes an even bigger shame when the Colovian sees a nice sword and pair of leather shoes and a fur coat and decides to remove it from said mansion.

    Moral of the story. Don't take ginger beer off of a Colovian trying to drink his sorrows away after losing most of his province to invaders.

    The unhappy Colovian gentleman will be most welcome at Santie's Grotto - the finest tavern in Southern Bangkorai.

    This one she promises you the finest ginger beer and that your nice shoes they will be quite safe as long as you stay awake.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    As long as I stay awake...

    I know your kind aren't fond of Argonians, but I'd thought you'd prefer them as leather shoes. What will happen to my fur coat is my curiosity.
  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit she offers you many greetings and offers a welcoming paw on your arrival in Tamriel.

    The point of housing is to have somewhere to keep your booze so all the elves cannot steal it. Also somewhere to keep all your fish until they are sufficiently pungent and delicious yes.

    Khajiit does not understand what you mean by a build - is this also to do with housing yes?

    Everything it has value. Every rock, every flower. Collect everything. Sell anything. Also yes a life of minor crime it can be quite profitable when you are sufficiently skilled. Just know that everything in the basement of the castle in Wrothgar it already belongs to this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Yes, every rock has value. Every window of a mansion has value too. It's a terrible shame that rocks will always smash windows.

    It's even a big shame when that window is big enough for an angry Colovian to fit through.

    It's then an even bigger shame when the angry Colovian in question begins to try to find a hole in the back of the head of the inhabitant of the mansion for the rock to fit through only for the Colovian to make a new hole instead.

    It then becomes an even bigger shame when the Colovian sees a nice sword and pair of leather shoes and a fur coat and decides to remove it from said mansion.

    Moral of the story. Don't take ginger beer off of a Colovian trying to drink his sorrows away after losing most of his province to invaders.

    The unhappy Colovian gentleman will be most welcome at Santie's Grotto - the finest tavern in Southern Bangkorai.

    This one she promises you the finest ginger beer and that your nice shoes they will be quite safe as long as you stay awake.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    As long as I stay awake...

    I know your kind aren't fond of Argonians, but I'd thought you'd prefer them as leather shoes. What will happen to my fur coat is my curiosity.


    Khajiit herself has a little adopted Argonian orphan boy, Spiny Tim. The finest sweeper of floors a khajiit she could ever have yes.

    Your fur coat sir? That is no way to talk about my sister!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Southern Bangkorai, you say? So it's within our controlled territory anyway. I'm guessing the beer was imported and delivered to you by Imperial troops stationed there? I better not find any traces of moon sugar in my pint and the atmosphere better not have a scent of skooma. Otherwise I won't be the only one wearing a fur coat on my way out. >:)
  • SantieClaws
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    Santie's Grotto is just outside of Hallin's Stand.

    Khajiit she believes your friends they were recently removed from there yes?

    Still all who have coin are welcome. We leave our troubles at the tavern door yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Santie's Grotto is just outside of Hallin's Stand.

    Khajiit she believes your friends they were recently removed from there yes?

    Still all who have coin are welcome. We leave our troubles at the tavern door yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    None can stop the diamond banner from flying!
    Khajiit she offers you many greetings and offers a welcoming paw on your arrival in Tamriel.

    The point of housing is to have somewhere to keep your booze so all the elves cannot steal it. Also somewhere to keep all your fish until they are sufficiently pungent and delicious yes.

    Khajiit does not understand what you mean by a build - is this also to do with housing yes?

    Everything it has value. Every rock, every flower. Collect everything. Sell anything. Also yes a life of minor crime it can be quite profitable when you are sufficiently skilled. Just know that everything in the basement of the castle in Wrothgar it already belongs to this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Yes, every rock has value. Every window of a mansion has value too. It's a terrible shame that rocks will always smash windows.

    It's even a big shame when that window is big enough for an angry Colovian to fit through.

    It's then an even bigger shame when the angry Colovian in question begins to try to find a hole in the back of the head of the inhabitant of the mansion for the rock to fit through only for the Colovian to make a new hole instead.

    It then becomes an even bigger shame when the Colovian sees a nice sword and pair of leather shoes and a fur coat and decides to remove it from said mansion.

    Moral of the story. Don't take ginger beer off of a Colovian trying to drink his sorrows away after losing most of his province to invaders.

    The unhappy Colovian gentleman will be most welcome at Santie's Grotto - the finest tavern in Southern Bangkorai.

    This one she promises you the finest ginger beer and that your nice shoes they will be quite safe as long as you stay awake.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    As long as I stay awake...

    I know your kind aren't fond of Argonians, but I'd thought you'd prefer them as leather shoes. What will happen to my fur coat is my curiosity.


    Khajiit herself has a little adopted Argonian orphan boy, Spiny Tim. The finest sweeper of floors a khajiit she could ever have yes.

    Your fur coat sir? That is no way to talk about my sister!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Don't worry, your sister didn't have fleas. Purrfect choice, she was.
  • SantieClaws
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    Santie's Grotto is just outside of Hallin's Stand.

    Khajiit she believes your friends they were recently removed from there yes?

    Still all who have coin are welcome. We leave our troubles at the tavern door yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    None can stop the diamond banner from flying!
    Khajiit she offers you many greetings and offers a welcoming paw on your arrival in Tamriel.

    The point of housing is to have somewhere to keep your booze so all the elves cannot steal it. Also somewhere to keep all your fish until they are sufficiently pungent and delicious yes.

    Khajiit does not understand what you mean by a build - is this also to do with housing yes?

    Everything it has value. Every rock, every flower. Collect everything. Sell anything. Also yes a life of minor crime it can be quite profitable when you are sufficiently skilled. Just know that everything in the basement of the castle in Wrothgar it already belongs to this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Yes, every rock has value. Every window of a mansion has value too. It's a terrible shame that rocks will always smash windows.

    It's even a big shame when that window is big enough for an angry Colovian to fit through.

    It's then an even bigger shame when the angry Colovian in question begins to try to find a hole in the back of the head of the inhabitant of the mansion for the rock to fit through only for the Colovian to make a new hole instead.

    It then becomes an even bigger shame when the Colovian sees a nice sword and pair of leather shoes and a fur coat and decides to remove it from said mansion.

    Moral of the story. Don't take ginger beer off of a Colovian trying to drink his sorrows away after losing most of his province to invaders.

    The unhappy Colovian gentleman will be most welcome at Santie's Grotto - the finest tavern in Southern Bangkorai.

    This one she promises you the finest ginger beer and that your nice shoes they will be quite safe as long as you stay awake.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    As long as I stay awake...

    I know your kind aren't fond of Argonians, but I'd thought you'd prefer them as leather shoes. What will happen to my fur coat is my curiosity.


    Khajiit herself has a little adopted Argonian orphan boy, Spiny Tim. The finest sweeper of floors a khajiit she could ever have yes.

    Your fur coat sir? That is no way to talk about my sister!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Don't worry, your sister didn't have fleas. Purrfect choice, she was.

    If she didn't have the little friendly fleas then no true sister of mine was she sir.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Santie's Grotto is just outside of Hallin's Stand.

    Khajiit she believes your friends they were recently removed from there yes?

    Still all who have coin are welcome. We leave our troubles at the tavern door yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    None can stop the diamond banner from flying!
    Khajiit she offers you many greetings and offers a welcoming paw on your arrival in Tamriel.

    The point of housing is to have somewhere to keep your booze so all the elves cannot steal it. Also somewhere to keep all your fish until they are sufficiently pungent and delicious yes.

    Khajiit does not understand what you mean by a build - is this also to do with housing yes?

    Everything it has value. Every rock, every flower. Collect everything. Sell anything. Also yes a life of minor crime it can be quite profitable when you are sufficiently skilled. Just know that everything in the basement of the castle in Wrothgar it already belongs to this one.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Yes, every rock has value. Every window of a mansion has value too. It's a terrible shame that rocks will always smash windows.

    It's even a big shame when that window is big enough for an angry Colovian to fit through.

    It's then an even bigger shame when the angry Colovian in question begins to try to find a hole in the back of the head of the inhabitant of the mansion for the rock to fit through only for the Colovian to make a new hole instead.

    It then becomes an even bigger shame when the Colovian sees a nice sword and pair of leather shoes and a fur coat and decides to remove it from said mansion.

    Moral of the story. Don't take ginger beer off of a Colovian trying to drink his sorrows away after losing most of his province to invaders.

    The unhappy Colovian gentleman will be most welcome at Santie's Grotto - the finest tavern in Southern Bangkorai.

    This one she promises you the finest ginger beer and that your nice shoes they will be quite safe as long as you stay awake.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    As long as I stay awake...

    I know your kind aren't fond of Argonians, but I'd thought you'd prefer them as leather shoes. What will happen to my fur coat is my curiosity.


    Khajiit herself has a little adopted Argonian orphan boy, Spiny Tim. The finest sweeper of floors a khajiit she could ever have yes.

    Your fur coat sir? That is no way to talk about my sister!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Don't worry, your sister didn't have fleas. Purrfect choice, she was.

    If she didn't have the little friendly fleas then no true sister of mine was she sir.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    If she was you true sister before she's not anymore.
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Hold on, if I'm "with" your sister now, does that make me your brother now?
  • SantieClaws
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    Sir you are quite belligerent for a man who likes ginger beer.

    Perhaps a nice herbal tea might be more soothing - we do a nice line in Heart's Day Rose Tea. Most refreshing after the dust and heat of the desert yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • zaria
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    Santie's Grotto is just outside of Hallin's Stand.

    Khajiit she believes your friends they were recently removed from there yes?

    Still all who have coin are welcome. We leave our troubles at the tavern door yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    This one has to remember to visit you,
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Sir you are quite belligerent for a man who likes ginger beer.

    Perhaps a nice herbal tea might be more soothing - we do a nice line in Heart's Day Rose Tea. Most refreshing after the dust and heat of the desert yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Not my fault we Colovians are of Nordic decent. Our aggression and love for anything alcoholic is a family trait.
    Edited by The_Smilemeister on March 20, 2017 2:17PM
  • KingKush
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    wtf is happening here..
    Xbox NA
    GT: Live Like Kure
    King Kush-MagSorc
  • SantieClaws
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    Hold on, if I'm "with" your sister now, does that make me your brother now?

    If you are my brother then I will be expecting you for Fishmas dinner and all related Fishmas activities - including fishing and napping yes.

    Bring a trout.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Our love for control is shared with our Nibenese cousins in eastern Cyrodiil. Unlike those paper pushing staff carrying coin counting Tharn loving politicians, Colovians are the warriors who do the dirty work.
  • SantieClaws
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    KingKush wrote: »
    wtf is happening here..

    Colovian and Khajiiti tradition. Long argument about drink to welcome the new traveller yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws



    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • The_Smilemeister
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    KingKush wrote: »
    wtf is happening here..

    I'll tell you. This is what happens when a Khajiit and Imperial engage in a conversation about beer.
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Only the Khajiit is missing a sister and this Colovian is wearing a familiar looking fur coat.
  • The_Smilemeister
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    How much ginger beer do you have? What's the volume in the keg?
  • SantieClaws
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    Usually we keep only a keg of ginger beer about. Most travellers prefer something a little less refined.

    Also the orc sister of mine she likes the ginger beer a little too much yes. The orc girl with many of the spicy burps is perhaps best avoided yes.

    The many hazards of running both a tavern and a large family yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • zaria
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    KingKush wrote: »
    wtf is happening here..

    I'll tell you. This is what happens when a Khajiit and Imperial engage in a conversation about beer.
    Do not ever never drink the Bosmer stuff, this one collect recipes and it scary.
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Usually we keep only a keg of ginger beer about. Most travellers prefer something a little less refined.

    Also the orc sister of mine she likes the ginger beer a little too much yes. The orc girl with many of the spicy burps is perhaps best avoided yes.

    The many hazards of running both a tavern and a large family yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Orc... sister...

    Actually, I take the brother remark back. I'm still keeping your fur coat... I mean sister.
  • SantieClaws
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    Usually we keep only a keg of ginger beer about. Most travellers prefer something a little less refined.

    Also the orc sister of mine she likes the ginger beer a little too much yes. The orc girl with many of the spicy burps is perhaps best avoided yes.

    The many hazards of running both a tavern and a large family yes.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Orc... sister...

    Actually, I take the brother remark back. I'm still keeping your fur coat... I mean sister.

    Mama found Rosie by the side of the road when this one she was just a kitten. We kept her thinking she might make a good bottle opener one day but she became my true litter sister and as true a khajiit as any orc could ever be.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
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