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I'm shocked. Truly shocked and appalled!
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Jennifur_Vultee✭✭✭✭✭You want to walk like you're having a stroke?
"Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters." – Albert Einstein
Treat a customer fairly and they will remember you. Treat a customer poorly and they never forget.
Imperial City: Zerg, gank or die.8 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.5 -
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✭✭✭I normally don't find anything funny, because i'm literally dead inside. But this i laughed because it's so accurate of how the Heroic personality walks lolEdited by andreasranasen on March 6, 2017 7:55PM#VMATOKENSYSTEM #WEAPONDYE #TRAITCHANGE #CROWNCRATELOVER- Alliance/Platform: Aldemerii - PS4/NA - CP 800+
- Mag Sorc: Arya Rosendahl - Altmer - Highelf
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casparian✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Go home future-cyborg, you're drunk7-day PVP campaign regular 2016-2019, Flawless Conqueror. MagDK/stamplar/stamwarden/mageblade. Requiem, Legend, Knights of Daggerfall. Currently retired from the wars; waiting on performance improvements.0 -
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✭✭✭I'm waiting for the Thriller personality, myself. Can't wait to moonwalk everywhere I go.7 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.
PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"13 -
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✭✭✭McMahon is walking like he needs a better brand of adult undergarments.
I seem to remember an ESO bug awhile back that made your character do the same thing, nobody liked it.@wayfarerx - PC / North America / Aldmeri Dominion2 -
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that was hilarious...thanks nes
PVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place0 -
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I'm pretty sure I've had that walk with the Assasin personality after dismounting a horse .1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I saw Vince McMahon strut
ZOS TAKE ALL MY MONEY IF YOU GUYS MAKE THIS HAPPEN1 -
Hand_Bacon✭✭✭✭✭THIS....THIS is what I want.
https://youtu.be/y38Ec57yMG8
For those without patience or can't appreciate one of the best tracks ever...3:10 is where its explained.
Edited by Hand_Bacon on March 6, 2017 9:01PM#AlmostGood@ESO2 -
wolfdoggie_ESO✭✭✭✭You forgot about the Duchess animation which fails meet the criteria as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaP9sN67QKI 9 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Anyone who doesn't want this should uninstall. This game doesn't need people like you.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭wolfdoggie_ESO wrote: »You forgot about the Duchess animation which fails meet the criteria as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaP9sN67QKI
lol
Best laugh I have had all day.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Hand_Bacon wrote: »THIS....THIS is what I want.https://youtu.be/y38Ec57yMG8
For those without patience or can't appreciate one of the best tracks ever...3:10 is where its explained.
what's not to love about shock g and digital underground - sex packets anyone?
one of my all time faves - "good thing were rappin"...
i believe the intro was done by 2 pac: Alright parents go head tuck the kids in, PG time is over...
One night I was cooling outside
Saw my man Wes said, "Ah *sh..* yeah, it's gonna be live"
I was working a double breast silk leaf suit
With my five hundred dollar brown knee-high Bally's
Wes said, "It's pimpin' how you wear 'em outside ya pants
And by the way my ham sandwichs in the alley"
Ham sandwich meant Brougham Cadillac
Quarter inch stripes, wheel kit on the back
It was snotty nose, that means the extra chrome
Plate on the grill, for sunroof we say it had the brains blown
I said, "This *bi...* is inside, you ready to attack?"
Wes looked at me said, "Mack mack mack mack mack"Edited by geonsocal on March 7, 2017 2:38AMPVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place0 -
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Love it. Remember his Faulty Towers walk?Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)0 -
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LOL Loved it! Thanks for the laughter.
PC NA AD/DC/EPAsh : "Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!"0 -
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✭wolfdoggie_ESO wrote: »You forgot about the Duchess animation which fails meet the criteria as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaP9sN67QKI
Truly disturbing.. what's more is I'm actually posting a feedback here. What the?!Edited by GreenhaloX on March 7, 2017 1:44PM0 -
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✭✭✭✭Can we just have all of these? Please ZOS?Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 501 -
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✭✭✭Hand_Bacon wrote: »THIS....THIS is what I want.https://youtu.be/y38Ec57yMG8
For those without patience or can't appreciate one of the best tracks ever...3:10 is where its explained.
I don't mean to be luptid, but the choruses are the best place to spot Tupac Shakur dancing, singing back-up. And no, I'm not joking.1 -
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✭the assassin persona animation is terrible. i like the knife flipping, but when he does it as he jumps and runs it looks terrible.0 -
greylox✭✭✭✭✭PC EU
House of the Black Lotus
*{Smokes-in-the-Shade }* (Mag pet Sorc Argonian, prolific thief, willing participant of the dark arts, gardener of exotic...herbs)
{Lugdum The Mechanist} (Hybrid Orc Templar, collector of ancient Ayleid smoking pipes)
{Rantoul} (Dark Elf Magknight, likes an ale between boss fights, has been known to offer daedric princes out in a fist fight)
{Red, The Wanderer} (Bosmer stam sorc and hunter extraordinaire)
{Shoots-For-Stars} (Argonian Mag pet Sorc Ice mage Healer)
*{Jinny the spark }* (Sassy Imperial Stamplar)
{Crezzi the Drifter} (Magblade khajiit burglar, available for questionable operations)
{Grif the Despised} (StamKnight Tank Nord, Eastmarch Master Drinker and spinner of tall yarns)
{Geraldine Stone-Heart} (High Elf MagSorc Ice Tank, Mystic, practitioner of the ancient arts)
*{Anawinn}* (Stam pet Ward Redguard, Mother to a bear and an unruly Hunger,Librarian, field medic and natures fist)
{*}Mains
{ CP 900+ }
Caretaker of Battle Island (Grand Topal), the holiday destination for the discerning warrior
Residing in Stay-Moist Mansion-Shadowfen - The Smoking Den (as of 6th feb 2017)0 -
Mady✭✭✭✭✭Come on, this in not too bad
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Feel free to join!Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.1
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