Maintenance for the week of July 14:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – July 14

It's the wardens' fault

Lynx7386
Lynx7386
✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭
All those nostalgic nightmares you have of cliff racers swarming from the skies? Wardens did that.

See, we all know wardens have a skill that calls a screaming cliff racer from the skies to attack your target. However, in one of the recent morrowind interviews, the devs said that cliff racers in this time period have not yet learned to fly and are significantly more grounded, and are called cliff striders instead.

So, obviously the wardens use some kind of magic to make their cliff racers capable of flight, and in the future those magically enabled cliff racers overtake their grounded brethren to become the terrors of morrowind's skies.

As a future warden main, I apologize in advance for unleashing this plague.
PS4 / NA
M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • xboxNA corin6
    xboxNA corin6
    ✭✭✭
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    All those nostalgic nightmares you have of cliff racers swarming from the skies? Wardens did that.

    See, we all know wardens have a skill that calls a screaming cliff racer from the skies to attack your target. However, in one of the recent morrowind interviews, the devs said that cliff racers in this time period have not yet learned to fly and are significantly more grounded, and are called cliff striders instead.

    So, obviously the wardens use some kind of magic to make their cliff racers capable of flight, and in the future those magically enabled cliff racers overtake their grounded brethren to become the terrors of morrowind's skies.

    As a future warden main, I apologize in advance for unleashing this plague.

    You're right. Hopefully this gets their attention because that makes absolutely no sense to have ALIVE grounded racers, and then have spells casting flying racers. The grounded ones haven't evolved, so how do we have spirits of flying ones?
    I'm a magsorc
  • jircris11
    jircris11
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    All those nostalgic nightmares you have of cliff racers swarming from the skies? Wardens did that.

    See, we all know wardens have a skill that calls a screaming cliff racer from the skies to attack your target. However, in one of the recent morrowind interviews, the devs said that cliff racers in this time period have not yet learned to fly and are significantly more grounded, and are called cliff striders instead.

    So, obviously the wardens use some kind of magic to make their cliff racers capable of flight, and in the future those magically enabled cliff racers overtake their grounded brethren to become the terrors of morrowind's skies.

    As a future warden main, I apologize in advance for unleashing this plague.

    i am so triggered PTSD wise..the damned cliff racers...so many deaths.
    IGN: Ki'rah
    Khajiit/Vampire
    DC/AD faction/NA server.
    RPer
  • Lynx7386
    Lynx7386
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    All those nostalgic nightmares you have of cliff racers swarming from the skies? Wardens did that.

    See, we all know wardens have a skill that calls a screaming cliff racer from the skies to attack your target. However, in one of the recent morrowind interviews, the devs said that cliff racers in this time period have not yet learned to fly and are significantly more grounded, and are called cliff striders instead.

    So, obviously the wardens use some kind of magic to make their cliff racers capable of flight, and in the future those magically enabled cliff racers overtake their grounded brethren to become the terrors of morrowind's skies.

    As a future warden main, I apologize in advance for unleashing this plague.

    You're right. Hopefully this gets their attention because that makes absolutely no sense to have ALIVE grounded racers, and then have spells casting flying racers. The grounded ones haven't evolved, so how do we have spirits of flying ones?

    Like I said, warden magic obviously created the flying ones.
    PS4 / NA
    M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • stevepdodson_ESO888
    stevepdodson_ESO888
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    All those nostalgic nightmares you have of cliff racers swarming from the skies? Wardens did that.

    See, we all know wardens have a skill that calls a screaming cliff racer from the skies to attack your target. However, in one of the recent morrowind interviews, the devs said that cliff racers in this time period have not yet learned to fly and are significantly more grounded, and are called cliff striders instead.

    So, obviously the wardens use some kind of magic to make their cliff racers capable of flight, and in the future those magically enabled cliff racers overtake their grounded brethren to become the terrors of morrowind's skies.

    As a future warden main, I apologize in advance for unleashing this plague.

    You're right. Hopefully this gets their attention because that makes absolutely no sense to have ALIVE grounded racers, and then have spells casting flying racers. The grounded ones haven't evolved, so how do we have spirits of flying ones?

    Like I said, warden magic obviously created the flying ones.

    or...ZOS just didn't want to bother coding a flying cliff-racer to attack you...easiest thing would be just to re-skin a harpy
  • Lynx7386
    Lynx7386
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    All those nostalgic nightmares you have of cliff racers swarming from the skies? Wardens did that.

    See, we all know wardens have a skill that calls a screaming cliff racer from the skies to attack your target. However, in one of the recent morrowind interviews, the devs said that cliff racers in this time period have not yet learned to fly and are significantly more grounded, and are called cliff striders instead.

    So, obviously the wardens use some kind of magic to make their cliff racers capable of flight, and in the future those magically enabled cliff racers overtake their grounded brethren to become the terrors of morrowind's skies.

    As a future warden main, I apologize in advance for unleashing this plague.

    You're right. Hopefully this gets their attention because that makes absolutely no sense to have ALIVE grounded racers, and then have spells casting flying racers. The grounded ones haven't evolved, so how do we have spirits of flying ones?

    Like I said, warden magic obviously created the flying ones.

    or...ZOS just didn't want to bother coding a flying cliff-racer to attack you...easiest thing would be just to re-skin a harpy

    That explanation isn't nearly as entertaining though
    PS4 / NA
    M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • stevepdodson_ESO888
    stevepdodson_ESO888
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    All those nostalgic nightmares you have of cliff racers swarming from the skies? Wardens did that.

    See, we all know wardens have a skill that calls a screaming cliff racer from the skies to attack your target. However, in one of the recent morrowind interviews, the devs said that cliff racers in this time period have not yet learned to fly and are significantly more grounded, and are called cliff striders instead.

    So, obviously the wardens use some kind of magic to make their cliff racers capable of flight, and in the future those magically enabled cliff racers overtake their grounded brethren to become the terrors of morrowind's skies.

    As a future warden main, I apologize in advance for unleashing this plague.

    You're right. Hopefully this gets their attention because that makes absolutely no sense to have ALIVE grounded racers, and then have spells casting flying racers. The grounded ones haven't evolved, so how do we have spirits of flying ones?

    Like I said, warden magic obviously created the flying ones.

    or...ZOS just didn't want to bother coding a flying cliff-racer to attack you...easiest thing would be just to re-skin a harpy

    That explanation isn't nearly as entertaining though

    true
  • Tommy_The_Gun
    Tommy_The_Gun
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nostalgic memories...
    8E30n.jpg
    TrueAllOfIt_HanSolo-300x212.jpg
    Edited by Tommy_The_Gun on February 24, 2017 11:17PM
  • Aliyavana
    Aliyavana
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lynx7386 wrote: »
    All those nostalgic nightmares you have of cliff racers swarming from the skies? Wardens did that.

    See, we all know wardens have a skill that calls a screaming cliff racer from the skies to attack your target. However, in one of the recent morrowind interviews, the devs said that cliff racers in this time period have not yet learned to fly and are significantly more grounded, and are called cliff striders instead.

    So, obviously the wardens use some kind of magic to make their cliff racers capable of flight, and in the future those magically enabled cliff racers overtake their grounded brethren to become the terrors of morrowind's skies.

    As a future warden main, I apologize in advance for unleashing this plague.

    Pretty sure cliff racers drove out dragons when they were around, so there was some around when dragons were around
Sign In or Register to comment.