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legalize the adoption of argonian pets

Aliyavana
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Argonians are a "race" that needs all kinds of help. They went from xanmeers to mud huts and now they go on about wanting the same rights as the higher races. The telvanni had the right idea on keeping the enslavemen... er, the ownership of argonian pets legal. This action would help with the argonian problem and maybe we won't have to build a wall and make the argonians pay for it.
Edited by Aliyavana on February 24, 2017 3:05PM
  • WalkingLegacy
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    I wouldn't say no to my own lusty argonian maid.
  • Jitterbug
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    Feel free to visit the marsh with these ideas.

    Your move, lolmer!
    Edited by Jitterbug on February 24, 2017 3:43PM
  • FortheloveofKrist
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    Disgusting.

  • SydneyGrey
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    What the heck?

    :o
  • crashen17b14_ESO
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    Truly I am outraged at your mischaracterization of argonians as pets or slaves! That kind of thinking is exactly what lead to The Argonian Problem as it stands now.

    Because truly, look at our poor argonian friends. Rooting around in the mud and swamps, ingesting hallucinogenics and worshipping misshapen trees. They barely have the capacity to clothe themselves in anything but sticjs and feathers and crude reptile hide (barbaric to wear their own kind as garments!). They live in mud huts and don't have the slightest concept of the grace and glory of civilized society.

    As the clearly undisputed pinnacle of sophistication and civility it is the duty of the great Dunmer people to take our scaled friends under our yoke and elevate them from their squalid, fetid cesspits and teach them how to be real people. And what better way to learn than to serve and OBserve their betters?

    Now of course some may protest their lack of pay, but we house them, we clothe them, we feed them the finest scraps of our meals, allow them the privilege to dwell alongside their most noble and revered cousin, the valued Guar.

    It is only fitting and right that they repay our hospitality and the oppprtunity to learn civilized ways by assisting their betters. Because truly, everyone knows they are indebted to us for taking on the burden of guiding their enlightenment.
    Edited by crashen17b14_ESO on February 24, 2017 3:46PM
  • Aliyavana
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    Disgusting.

    Filthy argonians indeed are disgusting. Their dunmer masters however helped educate them and taught them why dunmer society is better than their mud hut dwelling society.
  • Ajaxduo
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    Indeed my Dunmer would love some lusty maids, hand us some Khajiit to whilst your at it.
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  • Lynx7386
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    Keep your hands off of my khajiit.
    PS4 / NA
    M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
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    You can own Khajiit as in senche mounts.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Tryxus
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    Xuth, I erect the spine of displeasure at these filthy lava-loving dryskins

    May they become fertilizer for out Hist :trollface:
    "In the Storyteller's name, I stand upon the bones of the world. I drink in the promise and power of nature's law, and breathe out my thanks."
    Tryxus - Magicka Warden - PC/EU/DC
  • ZOS_JohanaB
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    We've closed this thread for the real world undertones involved in the conversation. While it is fine to suggest actions with in game races and peoples relating it back to real life politics makes the conversation filled with inappropriate content. We would ask that when posting members would take care to follow the community rules.
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