I've Finally Worked out the Key.
Mashille
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The Four Main Ways To Succeed on the Eso Forums.
1. Post Gifs.
2. After reading someones very detailed and long post describing an idea they've had that they think would go well in the game, reply with the single word 'No' or a gif stating no.
3. Never write long over complicated replies to things as no one can be bothered to read them and then no one will give you 'Agree's', 'Awesomes' and 'Insightfuls'.
4. Make (Insert ZoS Balance and Gameplay lead Here) jokes.
That's pretty much it. Now you know how to win on Eso Forums.
Edited by Mashille on February 7, 2017 7:55PM 1. Post Gifs.
2. After reading someones very detailed and long post describing an idea they've had that they think would go well in the game, reply with the single word 'No' or a gif stating no.
3. Never write long over complicated replies to things as no one can be bothered to read them and then no one will give you 'Agree's', 'Awesomes' and 'Insightfuls'.
4. Make (Insert ZoS Balance and Gameplay lead Here) jokes.
That's pretty much it. Now you know how to win on Eso Forums.
House Baratheon: 'Ours Is The Fury'
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✭I am sure that this will be nerfed now that you have publicized it.Lethal zergling7 -
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Clearly you have missed my Guide lines completely as my post was not long and detailed so.. MWEH!House Baratheon: 'Ours Is The Fury'0 -
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"We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
Tryxus of the Undying Song - Warden - PC/EU4 -
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✭✭✭✭✭The Four Main Ways To Succeed on the Eso Forums.
1. Post Gifs.
2. After reading someones very detailed and long post describing an idea they've had that they think would go well in the game, reply with the single word 'No' or a gif stating no.
3. Never write long over complicated replies to things as no one can be bothered to read them and then no one will give you 'Agree's', 'Awesomes' and 'Insightfuls'.
4. Make (Insert ZoS Balance and Gameplay lead Here) jokes.
That's pretty much it. Now you know how to win on Eso Forums.
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp9 -
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✭Partially correct. Clearly, the keys are:
1. Snark
2. Salt
3. Snarking at the Salt of Others
4. ...and Memes / GIFs
Edited by BlackSparrow on February 7, 2017 8:00PMLiving vicariously through my characters.
My Girls:"If you were trapped in your house for, say, a year, how would you pass the time?"
Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "I suppose I could use the break. I have a lot of business holdings now that need management."
Swum-Many-Waters, elderly argonian healer: "I think that I would enjoy writing a memoir."
Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "Would this one be able to go outside, to the nearby river? It's hard to fish without water!"
Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "Who is forcing me to stay inside, and where can I find them?"
Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "And why would I want to go outside in the first place? Too much to be done in the workshop."
Lorelai Magpie, breton master thief: "I'd go nuts. Lucky for me, I have a little experience sneaking out!"
Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "I would continue my training to keep my skills sharp."
Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "I suppose it would be lucky, then, that I built a shrine to Mephala in my backyard."
Yngva Stormhammer, nord bandit (reformed...ish): "I hate being inside even when I'm not forced to be. GET. ME. OUT."
Madam Argentia, vampire dunmer aristocrat: "I suppose it would be more of the same. I have a rather... contentious relationship with the sun."
Mazie gra-Bolga, orc scout: "Uh... I'd have to house train my bear..."
Felicia the Wanderer, imperial witch-for-hire: "What Lorelai said."
Calico Jaka-dra, retired khajiit pirate: "This one would like a rest from her grand adventures. Her jewel shop runs out of stock!"
Shimmerbeam, blind altmer psijic: "Provided that I am confined to Artaeum, I do not think I will want for things to occupy my time."
Shauna Blackfire, redguard necromancer: "Sounds like paradise. I hate people."
Kirniel the Undying, cursed bosmer warrior: "I would feel useless, not being able to fight."
Echoes-from-Dragons, argonian who thinks she's a dragon: "All the better to count my hoard!"
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Clearly you have missed my Guide lines completely as my post was not long and detailed so.. MWEH!
@Mashille
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✭✭✭✭✭BlackSparrow wrote: »Partially correct. Clearly, the keys are:
1. Snark
2. Salt
3. Snarking at the Salt of Others
4. ...and Memes / GIFs
Wit can replace snark if you're fast enough.
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✭✭✭The Four Main Ways To Succeed on the Eso Forums.
1. Post Gifs.
2. After reading someones very detailed and long post describing an idea they've had that they think would go well in the game, reply with the single word 'No' or a gif stating no.
3. Never write long over complicated replies to things as no one can be bothered to read them and then no one will give you 'Agree's', 'Awesomes' and 'Insightfuls'.
4. Make (Insert ZoS Balance and Gameplay lead Here) jokes.
That's pretty much it. Now you know how to win on Eso Forums.
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✭✭starkerealm wrote: »@starkerealm
Clearly you have missed my Guide lines completely as my post was not long and detailed so.. MWEH!
@Mashille
How can you roll an Argonian thief but not invest in Acrobatics?Dalek-Rok - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Shād - Argonian Nightblade || Dalek-Shul - Argonian Templar || Dalek-Xal - Argonian Dragonknight || Mounts-the-Snout - Argonian Warden || Dalek-Xul - Argonian Necromancer || Two-Spires - Argonian Arcanist || Dalek-Nesh - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Kör - Argonian DragonknightJudas Helviaryn wrote: »Don't incorporate bugs into your builds, and you won't have [an] issue.4 -
kaiage✭✭✭starkerealm wrote: »No.
You skipped the first part to post a gif.
(insert "no" gif here.)
then the rest i didn't read either.an anonymous EP nightblade and Templar...
also; a warden and nightblade of the aldmeri flavour.
"there's a dragon with matches, that's loose on the town..."
"it's no easy road, this struggle and strife... we find ourselves, in the show of life" - tab @ the tab
If you've been fallen by my steel or blade - sorry there's no tomorrow for yeh!
Kidding;) don't take it so bad, I've been doing this a long time0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭starkerealm wrote: »@starkerealm
Clearly you have missed my Guide lines completely as my post was not long and detailed so.. MWEH!
@Mashille
How can you roll an Argonian thief but not invest in Acrobatics?
http://i.imgur.com/wVwk2Is.mp4
(Also, curse the boards for not parsing mp4s, it cuts something like 85% of my Imgur favorites gallery... that I could actually post here, without getting banned. ) 0 -
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1. Post Gifs.
2. After reading someones very detailed and long post describing an idea they've had that they think would go well in the game, reply with the single word 'No' or a gif stating no.
3. Never write long over complicated replies to things as no one can be bothered to read them and then no one will give you 'Agree's', 'Awesomes' and 'Insightfuls'.
4. Make (Insert ZoS Balance and Gameplay lead Here) jokes.
That's pretty much it. Now you know how to win on Eso Forums.
1. I don't post gifs
2. Depends on the post as some are quite informative
3. Probably true
4. I am thankful that the subject header gives away posts like this so I can mostly ignore themXbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion1 -
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Dalek-Rok - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Shād - Argonian Nightblade || Dalek-Shul - Argonian Templar || Dalek-Xal - Argonian Dragonknight || Mounts-the-Snout - Argonian Warden || Dalek-Xul - Argonian Necromancer || Two-Spires - Argonian Arcanist || Dalek-Nesh - Argonian Sorcerer || Dalek-Kör - Argonian DragonknightJudas Helviaryn wrote: »Don't incorporate bugs into your builds, and you won't have [an] issue.0 -
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✭✭✭1. I don't post gifs
2. Depends on the post as some are quite informative
3. Probably true
4. I am thankful that the subject header gives away posts like this so I can mostly ignore them
And that's why ya only got 4 Stars Sun Shine.
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✭✭✭✭✭@Mashille ...being as esoteric, obtuse and overly ambiguous as humanly possible is the real key to success here on the forums...
for example - here's some super insightful and deep blah blah for ya:
even better:
delicious ambiguity works - everyone likes to fill in their own story anyway...
Edited by geonsocal on February 7, 2017 8:23PMPVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place1 -
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Sorry. I can't give you an Imsightful for that post as the quote belongs to someone else.
If Alexander Lowen or Ludwig Wittgenstein makes an ESO account I'll be sure to drop them some Insightfuls.
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✭✭✭✭✭My gifs total 1 agree
My one comment saying, "I don't know why you're upset" has over 100 agrees...
Take it for what it's worth.
Oh and a few GOLD joke that got nothing. I'm serious, freaking hilarious jokes.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭@Mashille ...being as esoteric, obtuse and overly ambiguous as humanly possible is the real key to success here on the forums...
for example - here's some super insightful and deep blah blah for ya:
even better:
delicious ambiguity works - everyone likes to fill in their own story anyway...
That first quote is so perfect. You cannot have gravity without matter. Gees... some people1 -
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✭✭Sorry, but I never realized the forums were a competition and 'winning' on them was a 'thing'.Australian on PS4 NA server.
Everyone's entitled to an opinion.1 -
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Sorry. I can't give you an Imsightful for that post as the quote belongs to someone else.
If Alexander Lowen or Ludwig Wittgenstein makes an ESO account I'll be sure to drop them some Insightfuls.
I gotta be honest @Mashille ...I haven't quite figured out the whole "insightful" thing...my niche seems to be more aligned towards "awesome" and "agreeable"...
my attempts at being insightful normally just come out as being weird
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✭✭✭disintegr8 wrote: »Sorry, but I never realized the forums were a competition and 'winning' on them was a 'thing'.
That's what someone with less stars than me would say.
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