To all of you on the hype train...
Mr_Apollo
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How does a train eat?
He chews chews
He chews chews
"Am I truly lost? Is this the end of me? Perhaps...just like all stories have a beginning, all of them will have an ending"
~Brelin Geolas
"The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing"
~Lyris Titanborn
"It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
~M'aiq the Liar
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
~Brelin Geolas
"The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing"
~Lyris Titanborn
"It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad."
~M'aiq the Liar
Kornwalsky - Dunmer - Nightblade
Tinker Knight - Khajiit - DragonKnight
Erenimir - Altmer - Sorcerer
M'zorna - Orc - Sorcerer
Kristof Nordgård - Breton - Templar
Tinker Knight - Khajiit - DragonKnight
Erenimir - Altmer - Sorcerer
M'zorna - Orc - Sorcerer
Kristof Nordgård - Breton - Templar
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Oh gods, that's worse than my Rkindaleft pun.
I love it!Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.0 -
MasterSpatula✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I saw that joke coming a mile down the tracks. I'll just be over here tooting my own horn."A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle0