Everyone buy the elk mount

JohunBleek

If you haven't heard it yet, the elk mount makes the cringiest noise ever. If you make the noise and spam your weapon swap, the noise it makes will play over and over and over rapidly. Everyone please buy it, go into high populated areas, and spam that weapon swap. I assure you everyone will be glad you're doing it! Sure the mount is expensive, but better than buying something else for someone else.

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susmitds

GrumpyMuffin wrote: »

JohunBleek wrote: »

If you haven't heard it yet, the elk mount makes the cringiest noise ever. If you make the noise and spam your weapon swap, the noise it makes will play over and over and over rapidly. Everyone please buy it, go into high populated areas, and spam that weapon swap. I assure you everyone will be glad you're doing it! Sure the mount is expensive, but better than buying something else for someone else.

You on commission from ZOS?

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Paneross

No. Don't tell us what to do.

Bouldercleave

Joke or not, the sound is indeed absolutely horrifying.

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Giraffon

I heard it's sort of a mix between a horse and a camel. Hormel?

Wait...that's food right?

vyndral13preub18_ESO

Why not team up. Spell out Happy Holidays in atro mount lightning and sing a nice holiday song with the elks. We could probably crash the server with the lags.

Betheny

This is inefficient griefing. Camels (gross out griefing = puke) and Atronach (visual griefing = spamming lightning) mounts are much better at this job...it fails at this task because the annoying Elk mount sounds will also grief you.

zuto40

nice try, but i have my game sound off and listen to painfully loud metal and rock

Recremen

It's a great noise, it's just like a real elk bugle call. They probably got it from an animal sound database and everything, it sounds super authentic. Anyone who doesn't like the noise just hates nature and we don't need them in our lives.

Betheny

Recremen wrote: »

It's a great noise, it's just like a real elk bugle call. They probably got it from an animal sound database and everything, it sounds super authentic. Anyone who doesn't like the noise just hates nature and we don't need them in our lives.

Okay nature lover, go turn up your sound and play this loudly in your lounge for the next week on a full loop, then get back to us about how awesome this is.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pYzWmKlZtrU

Thybrinena

Seriously OP, what the elk you on about?

Giraffon

Do underwater for whale sounds.

JKorr

vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »

Why not team up. Spell out Happy Holidays in atro mount lightning and sing a nice holiday song with the elks. We could probably crash the server with the lags.

Don't give anyone ideas, please. It was bad enough after the wolf was new that people would get large groups of wolf riders around the wayshrines and have a howling festival for an hour or more.

Yolokin_Swagonborn

Thing sounds like a rusty car door opening. You would probably get banned for trolling a precious RP event if one of the RP'ers was triggered by the noise.

Elsonso

Sigh. Ok, if you insist.

raidentenshu_ESO

JohunBleek wrote: »

If you haven't heard it yet, the elk mount makes the cringiest noise ever. If you make the noise and spam your weapon swap, the noise it makes will play over and over and over rapidly. Everyone please buy it, go into high populated areas, and spam that weapon swap. I assure you everyone will be glad you're doing it! Sure the mount is expensive, but better than buying something else for someone else.

alexkdd99

I would if it was in crates.

TrueGreenSmoker

I will if you give me the money if not then NAAH

driosketch

Giraffon wrote: »

I heard it's sort of a mix between a horse and a camel.

Imagine the sqeak of a rusty gate. Now imagine someone trying to murder that gate. And the gate is squealing in agony for some to help... that's what the elk sounds like.

Sheezabeast

Why would you concoct such an act of evil?

starkerealm

Well, if you're offering to buy it for everyone... otherwise I'm not coughing up 40 bucks for this.

mb10

Nah. I wont be buying it.

starkerealm

Recremen wrote: »

It's a great noise, it's just like a real elk bugle call. They probably got it from an animal sound database and everything, it sounds super authentic. Anyone who doesn't like the noise just hates nature and we don't need them in our lives.

I didn't realize the third circle of hell counted as "an animal sound database," now.