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Im sitting here surfing and waiting for Eso to get back, AND my neighbour starts to rebuild his apartement it seems, hammering constantly now for 20 minutes. my whole desk is vibrating. Breath in, Breath out, Breath in.....
Edited by Glamdring on October 24, 2016 3:38PM
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    Literral hammering, or the other hammering ;)
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  • runagate
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    It's the Hammerfell expansion maintenance today.
    Edited by runagate on October 24, 2016 3:42PM
  • Glamdring
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    Literal :smile: whish it was the other one though
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    Is it driving you looney ?

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  • Malmai
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    Glamdring wrote: »
    Im sitting here surfing and waiting for Eso to get back, AND my neighbour starts to rebuild his apartement it seems, hammering constantly now for 20 minutes. my whole desk is vibrating. Breath in, Breath out, Breath in.....

    Why don't u help him while u wait...
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    Malmai wrote: »
    Glamdring wrote: »
    Im sitting here surfing and waiting for Eso to get back, AND my neighbour starts to rebuild his apartement it seems, hammering constantly now for 20 minutes. my whole desk is vibrating. Breath in, Breath out, Breath in.....

    Why don't u help him while u wait...

    Just go outside his door and /hammerlow
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    You got it easy. At least your french housemate isn't in the shower with his girlfriend right beside your room. I don't know much french, but I'm pretty used to hearing "OUI! OUI!".
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    gangyzgirl wrote: »
    Did you hear about the Redguard carpenter who broke his toe?

    His HAMMERFELL.

    HAH. I actually spat my drink out
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    Glamdring wrote: »
    Im sitting here surfing and waiting for Eso to get back, AND my neighbour starts to rebuild his apartement it seems, hammering constantly now for 20 minutes. my whole desk is vibrating. Breath in, Breath out, Breath in.....

    Go talk to your neighbor :) I bet he is an ESO player that is mad because the servers are down and now he is hammering the walls :)

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    I used to work nights. Eight years of every gardener, every neighborhood home-construction project, every road construction project, garbage trucks, street cleaners, rush hour traffic, and kids waiting for the bus happening as I was trying to sleep.

    I feel ya, man.
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    gangyzgirl wrote: »
    Did you hear about the Redguard carpenter who broke his toe?

    His HAMMERFELL.

    this^ you are now my favorite person
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    gangyzgirl wrote: »
    Did you hear about the Redguard carpenter who broke his toe?

    His HAMMERFELL.

    His hammerfell on his curved sword
  • vamp_emily
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    OP you can have some fun while the servers are down..

    Play this song as your neighbor is hammering and then start dancing.



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  • dancouga
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    it's a wonderful experience to meet a suicidal maintenance. wait.. two weeks ago I met another.
  • DeVoDeVo
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    Glamdring wrote: »
    hammering constantly now for 20 minutes. my whole desk is vibrating.

    Impressive. I never could do the hammer more than 2 mins but I did it well. Couldn't touch this.

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    I personally don't like hammering, I always miss the nail and hit my finger. I never understood why they make nails with very small heads. I think they want you to miss it.

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