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If the Witches cauldron turned you into a random NPC/creature for 2 hours..

  • SantieClaws
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    The barkeeper at The Rosy Lion.

    Unlimited cellar access for this one and all her many friends!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • Enteum
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    Molag Bal!
    Asira Avalis - Mage
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Just a random thread to pass the time. With the witches cauldron, if you drink it you turn into a skeleton for a couple of hours. Now, imagine if it could turn you into any random NPC or creature in the game. For them 2 hours you are limited to using the abilities of whatever you're morphed into.

    What would you like to be transformed into?

    I'd like to be a mudcrab.

    Can I be an item instead of a NPC or creature? If so then I would love to become a trait.... Training and prosperous. I like to see the faces of players when they see me while they're farming for monster sets and gear. I want to see them get angry at me.
    Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on October 24, 2016 12:06PM
  • tinythinker
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    Molag Grunda's creature - Tiny.
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  • Yuls
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    Haskill
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    Yuls wrote: »
    Haskill

    Good choice, but I would choose his mortal disguise/alter ego, Stibbons.
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  • elantaura
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    A plain old town guard
    and I'd tackle VMOL single handed - with no death ;) after that I'd attack another guard just to see what happens
    PS4 EU 1200+ cp - I enjoy RP, Housing, PVE and PVP

  • Alucardo
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    elantaura wrote: »
    A plain old town guard
    and I'd tackle VMOL single handed - with no death ;) after that I'd attack another guard just to see what happens

    Lol good plan xD
    (sqweee )>--- ۜ\(סּںסּَ` )/ۜ
  • Vigarr
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    Giant so I can stomp around Cyrodil and kick people
    The barkeeper at The Rosy Lion.

    Unlimited cellar access for this one and all her many friends!

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Beware the days that I start a new DB character because you'll get a dagger in the back :p
  • TheDarkRuler
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    What would you like to be transformed into?

    I really love the design/skills of the ingame Lamiae... I'd love to play as one of those.
  • KaleidoscopeEyz
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    Stibbons because I have so many wrongs to right.
  • milkbox
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    Now take all of these answers and picture them fighting at a dolmen, together.

    I'm stuck on the image of @SantieClaws throwing beer at a harvester with a bunch of mudcrabs at her feet.
    * Lone Wolf Help * Conclave of Shadows * Wandering Merchants *
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  • Elsonso
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    @ZOS... we need a Sheogorath "wubbajack" event, with memento. :smile:

  • SantieClaws
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    milkbox wrote: »
    Now take all of these answers and picture them fighting at a dolmen, together.

    I'm stuck on the image of @SantieClaws throwing beer at a harvester with a bunch of mudcrabs at her feet.

    This one she recalls that happening several times over the past couple of weeks ...

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • yiasemi
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    milkbox wrote: »
    Now take all of these answers and picture them fighting at a dolmen, together.

    I'm stuck on the image of @SantieClaws throwing beer at a harvester with a bunch of mudcrabs at her feet.

    This one she recalls that happening several times over the past couple of weeks ...

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    As a harvester I can honestly shay, sheo, say that Shantie Claush is a true follower of Sanguine at heart, she made me swear we would buy a round with every hand we had. May Zenithar rescue my impecunious soul. :(
  • Lumenn
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    An imp. Most annoying mob(for me) bugged out little insects, even when dead they're still zapping you. Have to walk over to the corpse and bash it. I'd spread terror for two hours as "one of their own" turns on them all. Muwahahaha!
  • rotaugen454
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    Obviously a town guard. Invulnerable, could solo any dungeon naked and grab lots of sets.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • wazzz56
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    The giant that kicks people into the fort in Eastmarch, would be fun af to spend two hours kicking people
    GM Tig Ole Critties ps4 NA small scale PvP guild

    Zosmademechangeagain = AD Khajiit NB OG Assassin and Thief
    Jehovahs Histness = AD Argonian Templar Left Cyrodil once, has vowed never to wander again 5 Star Master Angler so my jabs get 33% buff
    Waz of The Ancients= AD Porky Orc Stam Sorc Retired to a life of farming
    splitz cheeks=AD mag dk
    Waz the Cursed =DC Dark Elf Mag Sorc One ugly, soulless Vampire
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    Wazette= DC Imperial Stam Sorc Behind her beauty she hides a sharp blade, and a quick wit
    [b}Via Laden Yor Sejanus[/b]= AD Argonian Magblade Root spamming Ice Staff rocking trollblade
    Zergharder= AD breton Sorc, he lives in the sewers now
    Uni-Bombette+DC Darkelf NB....tic tic boom
    Not An AD Spy = EP Dark Elf NB, bombing my friends is fun
    Gank Me Daddy= EP WoodElf Gank Blade, a very dirty girl
    Apache Joe = DC Redguard Stamblade Incapping your scalp off
    Biggest Spine of Arousal NA = AD Argonian Stamblade you wanna see it?
    I'm Prolly Gonna DIe = AD Dark Elf Magblade, when you see her, it is too late
    There's a snake in my boot ad orc stam necro
    Frosty Lizard Nuts Ad Troll Magden
    Crittie Cat Ep MagDK
    "After a hard week of farming, or a long night of being nagged by your wife, there is nothing better than going out for a bit of a fish."
  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    somewhere the must be an NPC called RNGesus as he seems to be mentioned a lot...so that is my choice
  • Fischblut
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    Werewolf, always werewolf! <3

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    Rest in peace, my beautiful white hunter...
  • Sunver
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    A bottle of Skooma, so I can make every elf a High Elf ;)
    When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained;
    What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?
    For thou hast made him a little lower than the angels, and hast crowned him with glory and honour.
    O LORD our Lord, how excellent is thy name in all the earth!
  • Nickernator
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    Molag Bal, so I can destroy all of Nirn >:)
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  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    A city guard, or Stibbins if I want a challenge.

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  • SantieClaws
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    yiasemi wrote: »
    milkbox wrote: »
    Now take all of these answers and picture them fighting at a dolmen, together.

    I'm stuck on the image of @SantieClaws throwing beer at a harvester with a bunch of mudcrabs at her feet.

    This one she recalls that happening several times over the past couple of weeks ...

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    As a harvester I can honestly shay, sheo, say that Shantie Claush is a true follower of Sanguine at heart, she made me swear we would buy a round with every hand we had. May Zenithar rescue my impecunious soul. :(


    Ah ha - old friend and the drinking buddy! Most good to see you in Tamriel once more :)

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
  • Mic1007
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    The Bloodspawn. That way I can at least study the rotations of all the players doing DPS tests. :D
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    DC/AD/EP
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    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • Publius_Scipio
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    High King Emeric. So I can focus on really winning the alliance war. Staying away from the whole storyline about having nightmares and wetting the royal bed at night.
  • stombrewerb16_ESO
    An ice wraith.

    I want to make up for all the "Whoa! Where did you come from?!" moments they've given me when lost against snowy backdrops by giving some of my own.
    Ok, who aggroed? I did? Never! I wouldn't. I swear.
  • Dezaker_Zyro
    Mehrunes Dagon so I can slap around all of the people who became Molag Bal.
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