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geeha08/Silent Cye - Magblade Dark Elf DC NA PS4 (please give us some love, ZoS. Please)
Blood Cye - DK Khajit
Dread Cye - Temp Orc
Last Cye - Sorc Khajit
Other Cyes - various
Probably still get hung up on a pebble and experience bugged speed.
Raising floors and lower ceilings by zos standards has created an iron maiden.
No matter how well you played,when the game is over,the king and pawn go back in the same box.
Be careful what you ask for from zo$, you always get punished.
Call me toxic,your the one being slowly poisoned by greed.
You could electrocute mobs as you floated across them
geeha08/Silent Cye - Magblade Dark Elf DC NA PS4 (please give us some love, ZoS. Please)
Blood Cye - DK Khajit
Dread Cye - Temp Orc
Last Cye - Sorc Khajit
Other Cyes - various
"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**
Wouldn't the netch just grab you with its tentacles and drag you around?
"In the Storyteller's name, I stand upon the bones of the world. I drink in the promise and power of nature's law, and breathe out my thanks." Tryxus - Magicka Warden - PC/EU/DC