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Is this a real ZOS customer support response???

Jailbirdy
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Is the letter below a real customer support response?

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  • nine9six
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    LOL
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  • newtinmpls
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    Err anyone else heard from "Chet"?
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    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Ep1kMalware
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    Vidahr wrote: »
    It's most likely because they know it's messed up right now and are already trying to, frantically, find a fix for it.

    I can't believe they're being so silent about the issues with console right now. I thought there'd, at least, be some sort of effort to communicate that they're working on it.

    they do communicate, they just have this bad habbit of not stickying their feedback so 99% of users never see it.
  • AJ_1988
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    That's more than what I get. They tell me to try playing with the Internet disconnected lol. So yes it's most likely real.
  • MornaBaine
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    I foolishly lost my Game Registration Code for my alt account and need to recover it... not only have they NOT returned my call they've not answered my ticket I sent in either after responding with the generic email that never answers your question but tells you they'll consider your problem resolved if they don't hear back from you. Yes, I replied early yesterday and again this morning. Still nothing.
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  • MasterSpatula
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    I got one today with precisely the same words.
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  • Roechacca
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    Chet's on fire in the office. Can't help till fire is extinguished.
  • MuddledMuppet
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    Chet is now taking calls for the Samaritans:

    Caller: 'Hi,I can't take any more, I'm standing on a cliff-edge wanting to end it all...'

    Chet: 'Oh, go take a running jump'.
  • BlackguardBob
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    I recently submitted a ticket highlighting a problem with my crafting bag not showing up.

    After two days the problem righted itself. The next day I got an email from customer support replying to me to tell me to re-boot my XB1 to resolve this problem.

    Then they sent me a survey to ask me about my experience. In the comments field of this survey I wrote that it would have been better had I been given the solution in writing while the problem existed (so I could do something about it) rather than after the problem had been fixed.

    They do things right but they have a lopsided way of going about it. This has been going on since beta pre-launch days.
  • Makkir
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    Don't be like Mike, be like Chet!
  • AJ_1988
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    I recently submitted a ticket highlighting a problem with my crafting bag not showing up.

    After two days the problem righted itself. The next day I got an email from customer support replying to me to tell me to re-boot my XB1 to resolve this problem.

    Then they sent me a survey to ask me about my experience. In the comments field of this survey I wrote that it would have been better had I been given the solution in writing while the problem existed (so I could do something about it) rather than after the problem had been fixed.

    They do things right but they have a lopsided way of going about it. This has been going on since beta pre-launch days.

    I got a survey thing 2 weeks later for something that didn't even get the initial generic response lol
  • ButtersEP
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    I sent a ticket out about 3 days ago and haven't heard anything back, different topic though.
  • Jailbirdy
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    ButtersEP wrote: »
    I sent a ticket out about 3 days ago and haven't heard anything back, different topic though.

    I think they are just unable to fix things at all.

    ...and all they are talking about is releasing new content in two months
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  • MaxwellC
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    @Jailbirdy
    Yup I got that too when my ESO+ had the same exact issue; I filed a report Saturday since I needed it for maelstrom the following day but unfortunately I was unable to do it. Support finally got back to me yesterday and told me they can't do anything and won't give me a weapon as compensation which imo is unfair.

    I spoke to Microsoft and seeing as Microsoft for Xbox has REAL customer service they extended my ESO+ (Free of Charge) but they took me through some steps and stated that the problem is on ESOs end because they have the proof of purchase/activation showing on their systems.
    Edited by MaxwellC on June 24, 2016 1:30AM
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  • Cazzy
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    Oh, Chet...

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    Edited by Cazzy on June 24, 2016 1:38AM
  • Lumenn
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    @Jailbirdy
    Yup I got that too when my ESO+ had the same exact issue; I filed a report Saturday since I needed it for maelstrom the following day but unfortunately I was unable to do it. Support finally got back to me yesterday and told me they can't do anything and won't give me a weapon as compensation which imo is unfair.

    I spoke to Microsoft and seeing as Microsoft for Xbox has REAL customer service they extended my ESO+ (Free of Charge) but they took me through some steps and stated that the problem is on ESOs end because they have the proof of purchase/activation showing on their systems.

    This! I've only been in the game a little over a month. I subbed when I got it and in one month my eso plus has dropped 3 times. A restart/ticket(dont know which one worked) fixed them but what's the deal on that? Xbox was showing eso plus under subscriptions...
  • Korozenn
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    Jailbirdy wrote: »
    Is the letter below a real customer support response?

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    HAHAHA! Chet was the same person that sent me this too. It's a bulk response. No wonder my name wasn't even in the response.

    Good to know that it's the same person that sent all of these emails out too. Sounds like someone that shouldn't honestly be working in CS over at ZOS if this is the thing they have the gall to send to paying customers who simply want to play the game.

    It's a good thing he didn't send out a survey or I would have lambasted the generic response I got from him there, to be quite honest. It takes a lot to work me up, but this is the threshold for me with this game's horrendous Customer Service department now. After two years of dealing with this mixed bag of CS and the few agents that I've had that actually cared and helped me, I just decline to use their email submission form altogether. I'm not going through their Customer Support any longer.

    Either it is someone not doing his job right at ZOS or a fake alias ZOS' CS department created to send a generic response to people that can pretty much be summarized as "Got a problem? Deal with it."

    Can we please not get shafted like this? It's the reason I left the game before, and it'll be the reason I leave again if our issues aren't dealt with appropriately when we go through Customer Service.
    Edited by Korozenn on June 24, 2016 2:13AM
  • Xvorg
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    Error 301 and error 200 since some hours ago

    I should contact CS... but I'm too afraid to do it. What if I get an answer?
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