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Oh No...

Cazzy
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I sent a ticket and instead of putting "...and patch" my predictive text put "...a*** patch".

I noticed too late.

Kill me now.
Edited by Cazzy on June 21, 2016 2:18PM
  • UrQuan
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    I sent a ticket and instead of putting "...and patch" my predictive text put "...a n a l patch".

    I noticed too late.

    Kill me now.
    :o

    I don't want to install that patch. :#
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  • SantieClaws
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    This one is sure it is not the worst the customer services team have seen.

    But this one wonders how your predictive text came to predict the usage of those particular words?

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  • Cazzy
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    This one is sure it is not the worst the customer services team have seen.

    But this one wonders how your predictive text came to predict the usage of those particular words?

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Me too. I don't think I've ever even said ***, let alone enough for it to replace the word "and" :neutral:
  • MaxwellC
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    @Cazzy
    The real question we seem to all be missing here is why was your predictive text "a n a l patch" lool
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  • FireCowCommando
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    "Thank you Cazzy for your submission of a n a l patch, we are sorry to hear that the update is not to your liking, and would love to resolve this issue for you." :wink:

  • ZOS_DaryaK
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    Hey @Cazzy, I'm sending you a PM to confirm I'm looking at the right ticket. :)
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  • Cazzy
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    ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »
    Hey @Cazzy, I'm sending you a PM to confirm I'm looking at the right ticket. :)

    Oh God...
  • Wreuntzylla
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    This one is sure it is not the worst the customer services team have seen.

    But this one wonders how your predictive text came to predict the usage of those particular words?

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Me too. I don't think I've ever even said ***, let alone enough for it to replace the word "and" :neutral:

    Not even in combination with 'retentive?'
  • Cazzy
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    It's OK!!! My phone changed it back just before it sent. My ticket wasn't the most embarrassing thing to happen to me today :smiley:
  • Wreuntzylla
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    Oh good, you have something to look forward to!
  • AJ_1988
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    Not as bad as telling your misses what you want to do to her and sending it to your dad instead haha. Had to make like a NB and get his phone before he saw it
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    Lol
  • DannyLV702
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    AJ_1988 wrote: »
    Not as bad as telling your misses what you want to do to her and sending it to your dad instead haha. Had to make like a NB and get his phone before he saw it

    Omg
  • 85flyingbrick_ESO
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    DannyLV702 wrote: »
    AJ_1988 wrote: »
    Not as bad as telling your misses what you want to do to her and sending it to your dad instead haha. Had to make like a NB and get his phone before he saw it

    Omg

    ^ a perfect "that's what she said" moment.
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    DannyLV702 wrote: »
    AJ_1988 wrote: »
    Not as bad as telling your misses what you want to do to her and sending it to your dad instead haha. Had to make like a NB and get his phone before he saw it

    Omg

    ^ a perfect "that's what she said" moment.

    I like to reserve that one for perfect misunderstandings.
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  • ShedsHisTail
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    I sent a ticket and instead of putting "...and patch" my predictive text put "...a*** patch".

    I noticed too late.

    Kill me now.

    You know, predictive text software tends to prioritize words you use often...
    So, you've just told us quite a bit about your browsing history. :)
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