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Why does my new wolf mount moo?

Pomaikai
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Seriously, the worst wolf howl EVER! The wolf looks cool. The first pump looks cool. The wolf though sounds like a wounded wildebeest in heat.
  • Uriel_Nocturne
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    It "Moo's" because it's secretly a Werecow...

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  • IOUAT
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    Confirmed Cow Mounts in the next update :D
  • Pomaikai
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    What an udderly disturbing notion...
  • Uriel_Nocturne
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    Well, let's not milk the absurdity too much...

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  • Pomaikai
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    Ice cream every time I hear that awful, truncated pseudo howl.
  • Bananko
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    Would a cow eating a hamburger be considered cannibalism? :open_mouth:
  • Uriel_Nocturne
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    OP, just name your Werecow "Milkshake".

    I guarantee you'll bring all the boys to the yard after that...

    ;)

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  • Pomaikai
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    All joking aside, @ZOS_GinaBruno could you please do something about the God awful audio file of the wolf mount howl?
  • Grao
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    Pomaikai wrote: »
    Seriously, the worst wolf howl EVER! The wolf looks cool. The first pump looks cool. The wolf though sounds like a wounded wildebeest in heat.

    Have you never heard of a cow in wolf's skin???
  • Ourorboros
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    Must be a city boy. Doesn't know the difference between a wolf and a cow. Wolf mount may not have the best howl, but it sounds nothing like a cow.
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  • Pomaikai
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    Ourorboros wrote: »
    Must be a city boy. Doesn't know the difference between a wolf and a cow. Wolf mount may not have the best howl, but it sounds nothing like a cow.

    I think my exact quote was "a wounded wildebeest in heat".
  • Didaco
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    Tbh, I find nothi g wrong in it.

    It's not like every wolf in world howls with the very same pitch, intensity, frequence or whatever.
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    (Double post)

    Edited by Didaco on June 9, 2016 9:37PM
  • TheUrbanWizard
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    Well I've just got pink wrists and a lovely pink neck since killing a nice pink durzog.

    We all got probs brah...
  • Blackbird71
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    Pomaikai wrote: »
    Ourorboros wrote: »
    Must be a city boy. Doesn't know the difference between a wolf and a cow. Wolf mount may not have the best howl, but it sounds nothing like a cow.

    I think my exact quote was "a wounded wildebeest in heat".

    Exactly how many times have you heard that particular sound?
    It "Moo's" because it's secretly a Werecow...

    Moo, moo, moo...
  • NightRyder36
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    What udder nonsense.
    Maybe the wolf is secretly letting his inner sacred cow out.
    Who are we to judge?
    Have you seen half the monstrocities walking around and making all manner if noise.
  • Prabooo
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    leave it as it is, please FFS do not touch (everytime they touch something is to break it)
  • jircris11
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    wolf do not only howl, the one they have on the mount is quite accurate to be honest. sure it is not the lovely sound we have heard many times over, but it is one of the sounds they do make.
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  • ArchMikem
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    The Wolf is really a Cow in a Wolf's body, you need to be more sensitive of it's feelings.
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  • Miszou
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    There is no cow level.
  • Pomaikai
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    I just want my wolf's howl turned up to 11. I want to FEEL the sustain...
  • SHADOW2KK
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GROWLS :D
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  • Nyoice
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    It's trying to tell you that it wants milk c:
  • NightRyder36
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    Maybe its not an Alpha wolf. Its a beta, and thus only makes beta noises.
  • Pomaikai
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    jircris11 wrote: »
    wolf do not only howl, the one they have on the mount is quite accurate to be honest. sure it is not the lovely sound we have heard many times over, but it is one of the sounds they do make.

    Wolves fart too. Using your logic, our wolf should rear up as we first pump the air as it lets loose a titanic blast of flatulence?
  • Thornen
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    Man they better give us cow mounts now or I'm going to get cheesed off...
  • Pomaikai
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    Start saving now, because I guarantee it will cost you a lot of cheddar.
  • MuddledMuppet
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    Thornen wrote: »
    Man they better give us cow mounts now or I'm going to get cheesed off...

    You'd get creamed in PvP.
  • BigBressler
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    Pomaikai wrote: »
    All joking aside, @ZOS_GinaBruno could you please do something about the God awful audio file of the wolf mount howl?

    Pretty sure she's not gonna be around for a while. Unless she's on the forums every now and then. By now she probably had her baby and is resting.
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