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quadraxis666
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How long until we get them?
Are we getting them now?
Why don't we have them yet?
What about now?

Now?
  • C0wrex
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    Here? Right here? What about, say... over there? No? Right here? All right then, you're the Grand Champion! Whatever you say!
    "We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will, to strive, to seek and not to yield."

    -Tennyson, Ulysses
  • twev
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    I hate waiting.
    The waiting drives me nuts.

    ::drums fingers on desk::
    The problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
  • Tryxus
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    ZOS: (╯°□°）╯︵ sǝʇoԀ ɥɔʇɐN
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • Volkodav
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    Immediate gratification crowd want immediate gratification!
    Now! Lol!
    :)
    Edited by Volkodav on May 4, 2016 10:06AM
  • Ch4mpTW
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    quadraxis666 wrote: »
    How long until we get them?
    Are we getting them now?
    Why don't we have them yet?
    What about now?

    Now?

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  • Destyran
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    What for been at work all day what did i miss
  • SanSan
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    They said you'll get them near the end of the maintenance.
  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit will give you the notes you seek!

    "Everyone who was proven to have exploited the recent banker issue will be turned into a banekin. The players original facial hair and tattoos will be retained in their new form.

    Sorcs now gain a new elemental ability - summon rainbow - this has the effect of making bandits and other humanoid mobs feel good about the world again and leave their lives of crime to return to productive lives in the nearest city.

    We felt that the racial abilities of the orcs were not reflecting their thoughtful and delicate nature so now instead of a boost to health we are giving them a bonus to flower picking - please note this applies only to Ladies Smock and Cornflowers.

    Crocodiles in the game will no longer drop hides or armour but will instead provide the player with shoes and handbags."

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Edited by SantieClaws on May 4, 2016 10:18AM
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • Destyran
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    What is happening what for??
  • Glarin
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    Already with this post lol
    Aldmeri Dominon: Glarin |Dragonknight *** Erìnwy |Sorcerer
    Ebonheart Pact: Alexandrìte |Dragonknight |Former Emperor *** Oops I Negated Again |Sorcerer |Former Emperor
    Daggerfall Covenant: Eìr |Templar
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  • Kattatonia
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    Need Natch Potes NAO!!!!
    Kattatonia, beta baby - NA/PC

    "I always win, even if I don't win... Because they all die later from their injuries."
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    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • Destyran
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    @quadraxis666 What for?!?!?!
    Edited by Destyran on May 4, 2016 10:31AM
  • Glarin
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    Aldmeri Dominon: Glarin |Dragonknight *** Erìnwy |Sorcerer
    Ebonheart Pact: Alexandrìte |Dragonknight |Former Emperor *** Oops I Negated Again |Sorcerer |Former Emperor
    Daggerfall Covenant: Eìr |Templar
  • Ch4mpTW
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    SantieClaws wrote: »
    Khajiit will give you the notes you seek!

    "Everyone who was proven to have exploited the recent banker issue will be turned into a banekin. The players original facial hair and tattoos will be retained in their new form.

    Sorcs now gain a new elemental ability - summon rainbow - this has the effect of making bandits and other humanoid mobs feel good about the world again and leave their lives of crime to return to productive lives in the nearest city.

    We felt that the racial abilities of the orcs were not reflecting their thoughtful and delicate nature so now instead of a boost to health we are giving them a bonus to flower picking - please note this applies only to Ladies Smock and Cornflowers.

    Crocodiles in the game will no longer drop hides or armour but will instead provide the player with shoes and handbags."

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    This has made my day. xD
  • Enodoc
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    maboleth wrote: »
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    Yes one does, it works a bit like this:
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    UESP: The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - A collaborative source for all knowledge on the Elder Scrolls series since 1995
    Join us on Discord - discord.gg/uesp
  • magnusthorek
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    This has made my day. xD
    Always a pleasure to read posts from @SantieClaws

    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • Nifty2g
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gSQg1i_q2g
    #MOREORBS
  • Destyran
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    @Nifty2g what are the patch notes for?
  • FlyLeaf30
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    SantieClaws wrote: »
    Khajiit will give you the notes you seek!

    "Everyone who was proven to have exploited the recent banker issue will be turned into a banekin. The players original facial hair and tattoos will be retained in their new form.

    Sorcs now gain a new elemental ability - summon rainbow - this has the effect of making bandits and other humanoid mobs feel good about the world again and leave their lives of crime to return to productive lives in the nearest city.

    We felt that the racial abilities of the orcs were not reflecting their thoughtful and delicate nature so now instead of a boost to health we are giving them a bonus to flower picking - please note this applies only to Ladies Smock and Cornflowers.

    Crocodiles in the game will no longer drop hides or armour but will instead provide the player with shoes and handbags."

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    This...is...awesome! Love it Santie
    Guildmaster of Aldmeri Elite (PVE) and Tamriel Trade Center (Trading)Master Adventurer (main) Kilara Delecour
  • Glarin
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Aldmeri Dominon: Glarin |Dragonknight *** Erìnwy |Sorcerer
    Ebonheart Pact: Alexandrìte |Dragonknight |Former Emperor *** Oops I Negated Again |Sorcerer |Former Emperor
    Daggerfall Covenant: Eìr |Templar
  • Enodoc
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    @Destyran Patch 2.3.10 is released on PC today.
    UESP: The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages - A collaborative source for all knowledge on the Elder Scrolls series since 1995
    Join us on Discord - discord.gg/uesp
  • quadraxis666
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    Destyran wrote: »
    @quadraxis666 What for?!?!?!

    For reading
  • Burning_Talons
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    You wont get em until you change your pic.
  • Shadowfx1970
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    SantieClaws wrote: »
    Khajiit will give you the notes you seek!

    "Everyone who was proven to have exploited the recent banker issue will be turned into a banekin. The players original facial hair and tattoos will be retained in their new form.

    Sorcs now gain a new elemental ability - summon rainbow - this has the effect of making bandits and other humanoid mobs feel good about the world again and leave their lives of crime to return to productive lives in the nearest city.

    We felt that the racial abilities of the orcs were not reflecting their thoughtful and delicate nature so now instead of a boost to health we are giving them a bonus to flower picking - please note this applies only to Ladies Smock and Cornflowers.

    Crocodiles in the game will no longer drop hides or armour but will instead provide the player with shoes and handbags."

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Always look forward to your posts, classic :D
    I went outside once, the graphics were awesome but the gameplay sucked
  • Saberhagen
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    SantieClaws wrote: »
    Khajiit will give you the notes you seek!

    "Everyone who was proven to have exploited the recent banker issue will be turned into a banekin. The players original facial hair and tattoos will be retained in their new form.

    Sorcs now gain a new elemental ability - summon rainbow - this has the effect of making bandits and other humanoid mobs feel good about the world again and leave their lives of crime to return to productive lives in the nearest city.

    We felt that the racial abilities of the orcs were not reflecting their thoughtful and delicate nature so now instead of a boost to health we are giving them a bonus to flower picking - please note this applies only to Ladies Smock and Cornflowers.

    Crocodiles in the game will no longer drop hides or armour but will instead provide the player with shoes and handbags."

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    By the power of Nine Divines! I command all bandits to live in peace!

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    Dogs are loyal and stupid.
    People are smart and devious.
    I'll stick with dogs.

    EP: Saleor Falhaaler, Sorc
    EP: Saberhagen, Temp
    AD: Bhisha, NB
    500+CP, EU
  • ADarklore
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    Every time I come here during a patch session for some reason I keep hearing the Jeopardy theme over and over. :p
    CP: 2078 ** ESO+ 2025 Content Pass ** ~~ ***** Strictly a solo PvE quester *****
    ~~Started Playing: May 2015 | Stopped Playing: July 2025~~
  • Glarin
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    Aldmeri Dominon: Glarin |Dragonknight *** Erìnwy |Sorcerer
    Ebonheart Pact: Alexandrìte |Dragonknight |Former Emperor *** Oops I Negated Again |Sorcerer |Former Emperor
    Daggerfall Covenant: Eìr |Templar
  • dtm_samuraib16_ESO
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    Snatch potatoes?
    How so?
    Earthdawn Game Master Role Play Quotes by me:
    "If it looks like a bear, if it feels like a bear, smells and tastes like a bear, then be VERY aware, it could be something ENTIRELY different..."
    "Be careful what you wish for, you might get plenty of it..."
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