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Cyrodiil is (almost) Impossible

  • ArchMikem
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    @hamgatan some great stories, though its funny/annoying for you cause you sound like barely anything can actually hurt you so you dont have to worry. I would have died within seconds in all of your examples.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • hamgatan
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    @hamgatan some great stories, though its funny/annoying for you cause you sound like barely anything can actually hurt you so you dont have to worry. I would have died within seconds in all of your examples.

    i built this PvP Tank to be a monster with damage mitigation.. and to p*ss players off with constant Stuns/Knockbacks/Snares until they give up. Of course there's a flip side to every build. Mine is that I don't actually do any good damage. I can mitigate it easily, i just can't deal it back and usually i need to grind away someones resources before I can drop them.

    PC / NA - 1900 CP

    PvE Tanks
    L50 Imperial DK (US/DC) "Rampant Rabbit"
    L50 Nord Necro (US/DC) "Skeletons In The Closet"
    L50 Nord Arcanist (US/EP) "Now Thats a Huge Witch"

    PvE Healers
    L50 Argonian MagPlar (US/EP) "Smothers-With-Pillows"
    L50 Breton MagWarden (US/EP) "Drunk-The-Koolaid"
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Never Goanna Heal You Up"

    PvE DPS
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit MagDK (US/EP) "Snowflake Crusher"
    L50 Dunmer Stam Arcanist PvE DPS (US/EP) "Sends-The-Trout"
    L50 Altmer MagSorc PvE DPS (US/DC) "Acirrum" - The vMA/vvH Potatoaky Sorc
    L50 Breton StamCro PvE DPS (US/DC) "Ivanna Fakakakis"
    L50 PvE DPS Argonian StamPlar (US/EP) "The Rusty Argonian Spade"
    L50 PvE DPS Khajit StamPlar (US/EP) "Critteh Kitteh"
    L50 Dunmer MagDK PvE DPS (US/DC) "Deep Fried Bin Chicken"

    Bank Skanks
    L20 Redguard StamBlade PvP Tank (US/AD) "Sneak Dogg"
    L40 Orc StamDen PvE DPS (US/EP) "Fugly Betty"

    PvP DPS
    L50 Orc StamSorc PvE DPS (US/AD) "Fraggle Proc"


    Xbox One / NA - 360 CP
    L50 Altmer MagBlade (US/AD) "Cork Soaking"
    L10 Argonian Templar (US/EP) "Makes-Me-Moist"
    L10 Argonian MagDK (US/EP) "<Forced-Name-Change>"
    L27 Altmer MagSorc (US/EP) "Sorcie McSorcface"

    |GM - The Bin Chicken Alliance | Aussie Dragon Slayers | Aedra | The Skooma Emporium | The Bus | The Bounty Hunters Guild |
  • DannyLV702
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    I feel like too many people took this post too serious and didn't see the comical side of it. This is still probably my second favorite post in these forums lol
  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    some tips to pve in pvp
    - go to your buff server, aka where the most of the keeps are held by your alliance, so you can travel between keeps and dont have to run everywhere ;) and there will be alot less enemy players around
    - group up with someone else who wants to pve
    - check some pvp builds for your class, dont have to change all your skills, but when I completed the pve of Cyro I made a kind of mix build so I could still quickly get down mobs, but also have some utility to fight off players
    - join a random group in pvp to pvp, and get some experience with fighting other people, while still having some group mates as support,
    - dont be afraid to ask questions, everybody was a noob at some point (except for the superL33T, but well they still live in their mommas basement)
    - when in doubt, SNEAKSNEAKSNEAK
    Haze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer

    Red Diamond, Protect us 'til the end (EU EP Thorn)
  • Helgi_Skotina
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    When i read threads like this i am really sad that i cant kill all these EP players running around, questing and not being killed.
  • DenMoria
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    When i read threads like this i am really sad that i cant kill all these EP players running around, questing and not being killed.

    Hope you on PS4. What's you're ID/Char name so my EP can keep an eye out for you and go to slaughter.

    How DARE you threaten the EP! My Ithil will serve you a new one! Prepare to burn.
  • Helgi_Skotina
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    DenMoria wrote: »
    When i read threads like this i am really sad that i cant kill all these EP players running around, questing and not being killed.

    Hope you on PS4. What's you're ID/Char name so my EP can keep an eye out for you and go to slaughter.

    How DARE you threaten the EP! My Ithil will serve you a new one! Prepare to burn.

    1. Im on PC.
    2. Im EP so i cant kill these damn EPs. And that makes me sad.
  • RavenRoxie
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    Cyrodiil is most certainly not "impossible" (besides lag, the lag makes it impossible sometimes, but some campaigns lag more or less for people)

    You just need to make sure you are going to the correct Cyrodiil for your level.

    If you are before lvl50 go to the Cyro that is for those who are below 50. (That campaign really is the most fun, in my opinion)
    If you are above lvl 50 but you feel you are not ready to PVP with the try hard sweat lords, go to Azuia's Star or whatever it is called. That campaign ignores everyone's CP points entirely.

    When you are learning Cyrodiil or trying to get better at PVP those are your best choices. The other 2 campaigns are try hard city and you will likely be murdered in half a second, every time if you are not experienced with the PVP yet.

    I really wish they would give us another campaign in between the No CP one and the Try Hard ones.... Like.. CP 100-200 or something like that.

    I also wish they would fix the TRAGIC lag that some people experience in Cyrodiil.... It makes no sense to me... I do not lag at ALL in the under 50 campaign and yet, I would expect to more there because there are always TONS more people and much larger scale wars in there than in Azura's Star. But, I lag the hell out in Star, so bad that it is damn near impossible to play in there. :( Sucks.
    Phantogram DC | Wood Elf | Magicka Nightblade/ | DPS | 856cp
    False Paradox | AD | Wood Elf | Non Combative Nightblade | Crafter | 856cp
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  • ArchMikem
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    hamgatan wrote: »
    ArchMikem wrote: »
    @hamgatan some great stories, though its funny/annoying for you cause you sound like barely anything can actually hurt you so you dont have to worry. I would have died within seconds in all of your examples.

    i built this PvP Tank to be a monster with damage mitigation.. and to p*ss players off with constant Stuns/Knockbacks/Snares until they give up. Of course there's a flip side to every build. Mine is that I don't actually do any good damage. I can mitigate it easily, i just can't deal it back and usually i need to grind away someones resources before I can drop them.

    I thought about making a Tank for myself. All four of my characters as "supposed" to be damage dealers but I'd love to be able to take more hits than I do.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
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