Templar Joke Thread

templesus · February 2016

Since it's obvious we are a joke to wrobel, why not start a thread! Here's mine:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wrobel
Wrobel who?
Eric Wrobel
GTFO MY HOUSE BI***

Sunah · February 2016

templesus wrote: »

Since it's obvious we are a joke to wrobel, why not start a thread! Here's mine:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wrobel
Wrobel who?
Eric Wrobel
GTFO MY HOUSE BI***

That sums up everything haha...

Karamis_Vimardon · February 2016

I think Templars are absolutely perfect just the way they are!

ProfessorKittyhawk · February 2016

I think the should remove all classes and skills and make it to where everyone just whacks each other with their weapons over and over until only person is left standing.

Jaronking · February 2016

You know Templars are jokes when they give Sorcs a better heal.

WldKarde · February 2016

I actually still enjoy playing my Templar MORE than my other characters...

Guess the jokes on me

and yes I do enjoy a challenge

KingYogi415 · February 2016

Templar: Jack of all trades, master of none.

I guess I have a good crafter...

D0ntevenL1ft · February 2016

My templar just received an entire new ultimate called "The Victim". Costs 250 ultimate and upon cast the character becomes deleted.

Edit: Dk jokes: oh em gee its a DK and I'm in execute range, oh wait i need not worry because its a dk.

Zheg · February 2016

Jaronking wrote: »

You know Templars are jokes when they give Sorcs a better heal.

Ahem, it is actually the sorc pet, and not the sorc itself. The PET is the better healer.

Acrolas · February 2016

The stamina dragonknight used his last breath of life to spit in my face, for I had failed him.
And because dragonknights were now converted to poison damage, I died, too.

We weren't so much different after all.

Kevmeister · February 2016

Templar jokes? Templar is the joke.

Solariken · February 2016

Hey ZOS, did you get those patch notes on sale?

Because at the Templar's house, they're 100% off.

Makkir · February 2016

/zone vet gold group LF heals, temp preferred

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AHAHA HAHA AH AHA AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Makkir · February 2016

What's the difference between a templar and a mosquito?

One is a worthless pest just buzzing in my ear and the other's an insect that primarily makes up the diet of a bat.

ontheleftcoast · February 2016

Look on the bright side, every time we find a problem with another class tell Wrobel it makes Templars better unless that problem is fixed. By the end of the year he'll have 3 class working as intended since he's determined to make Templars the worst class in ESO. Thus my Templar and all you others out there will have made the ultimate sacrifice for the good of the rest of the players.

Makkir · February 2016

AbraXuSeXile · February 2016

I hit rank 50 on my templar. I rolled another Templar.

Jokes on me

Duiwel · February 2016

Why did the Templar cross the road?
Because he was out of breath

(this joke will be funny come Thieves guild DLC)

corrosivechains · February 2016

Kevmeister wrote: »

Templar jokes? Templar is the joke.

https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk

Egonieser · February 2016

wldkarde wrote: »

I actually still enjoy playing my Templar MORE than my other characters...

Guess the jokes on me

and yes I do enjoy a challenge

Yup, I enjoy my Templar too, but when toppling charge bugs out, I immediately alt-f4..

Spacemonkey · February 2016

The classic,

I used to be a templar just like you,
but then I got a Wrobel to the knee.

booksmcread · February 2016

magnusthorek · February 2016

I have the feel that it was a bad moment to create my first Templar...

SemiD4rkness · February 2016

Dragonknights:

Nightblade:

Sorcerer:

Templar: