Templar Joke Thread

templesus

Since it's obvious we are a joke to wrobel, why not start a thread! Here's mine:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wrobel
Wrobel who?
Eric Wrobel
GTFO MY HOUSE BI***

Sunah

templesus wrote: »

Since it's obvious we are a joke to wrobel, why not start a thread! Here's mine:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Wrobel
Wrobel who?
Eric Wrobel
GTFO MY HOUSE BI***

That sums up everything haha...

Karamis_Vimardon

I think Templars are absolutely perfect just the way they are!

ProfessorKittyhawk

I think the should remove all classes and skills and make it to where everyone just whacks each other with their weapons over and over until only person is left standing.

Jaronking

You know Templars are jokes when they give Sorcs a better heal.

WldKarde

I actually still enjoy playing my Templar MORE than my other characters...

Guess the jokes on me

and yes I do enjoy a challenge

KingYogi415

Templar: Jack of all trades, master of none.

I guess I have a good crafter...

D0ntevenL1ft

My templar just received an entire new ultimate called "The Victim". Costs 250 ultimate and upon cast the character becomes deleted.

Edit: Dk jokes: oh em gee its a DK and I'm in execute range, oh wait i need not worry because its a dk.

Zheg

Jaronking wrote: »

You know Templars are jokes when they give Sorcs a better heal.

Ahem, it is actually the sorc pet, and not the sorc itself. The PET is the better healer.

Acrolas

The stamina dragonknight used his last breath of life to spit in my face, for I had failed him.
And because dragonknights were now converted to poison damage, I died, too.

We weren't so much different after all.

Kevmeister

Templar jokes? Templar is the joke.

Solariken

Hey ZOS, did you get those patch notes on sale?

Because at the Templar's house, they're 100% off.

Makkir

/zone vet gold group LF heals, temp preferred




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Makkir

What's the difference between a templar and a mosquito?


One is a worthless pest just buzzing in my ear and the other's an insect that primarily makes up the diet of a bat.

ontheleftcoast

Look on the bright side, every time we find a problem with another class tell Wrobel it makes Templars better unless that problem is fixed. By the end of the year he'll have 3 class working as intended since he's determined to make Templars the worst class in ESO. Thus my Templar and all you others out there will have made the ultimate sacrifice for the good of the rest of the players.

Makkir

AbraXuSeXile

I hit rank 50 on my templar. I rolled another Templar.

Jokes on me

Duiwel

Why did the Templar cross the road?
Because he was out of breath

(this joke will be funny come Thieves guild DLC)

corrosivechains

Kevmeister wrote: »

Templar jokes? Templar is the joke.

Egonieser

WldKarde wrote: »

I actually still enjoy playing my Templar MORE than my other characters...

Guess the jokes on me

and yes I do enjoy a challenge

Yup, I enjoy my Templar too, but when toppling charge bugs out, I immediately alt-f4..

Spacemonkey

The classic,


I used to be a templar just like you,
but then I got a Wrobel to the knee.

booksmcread

magnusthorek

I have the feel that it was a bad moment to create my first Templar...

SemiD4rkness

Dragonknights:


Nightblade:


Sorcerer:


Templar: