"The Sad Truth"

OrphanHelgen

Roses are red, violets are blue
Trials are dead and they dont have a clue.


Im waking up and launch the game, my breakfast is on hold.
Vr16 DD looking for group, daily silver and gold.

Cant find tank for daily pledge, lets do this 4 DD's
Oh crap its Banished, we are going to die. All characters rest in peace.

Finally done, deliver quest and picking up my key.
"Thanks for group, have a nice day, cya around GG".

I quit the game, believing I will clean my house today.
But its the same as yesterday, ESO is in my way.

I need to do achievements too, not just daily quests.
The more I play, the more I do, I might become the best!

Just one more run, this time I might get heavy helm divines.
I look at my phone, my friends are calling. I dont have time and declines.

Forgot the time, forgot to eat, I see its getting late.
The helm I got was well fitted, I still need better trait.

My eyes hurt, my fingers hurt, and I didnt get the loot.
This game is taking over my life, I finally realize the truth.

I promise myself that this will never ever happen again.
I go to bed, try to sleep and put alarm on 10.

Im waking up, launch the game, my breakfast is on hold.
Vr16 DD looking for group, daily silver and gold.


Roses are red, violets are blue
Trials are dead... and I get Deja vu.

Buffler

Ok

clayandaudrey_ESO

You could have been cleaning, sleeping or eating but you wrote this. Priorities.

Marrtha

Pretty decent. I expect it incorporated ingame as a book or a note.

harrlockk616

I enjoyed reading it while I was drinking my morning coffee before logging on yo ESO

sneakymitchell

The daily life of an ESO Player LoL!!!!!!

david.haypreub18_ESO

But I thought Wrobel's idea of stopping stamina regen while blocking would make combat 'more fun'? And by 'fun', I think he means making combat a simple DPS check?

Seems it just drove all the tanks away. How's that working out for all you DPSers?

Now he's trying to do the same with Templar healing. I imagine the results will be similar.

OrphanHelgen

david.haypreub18_ESO wrote: »

But I thought Wrobel's idea of stopping stamina regen while blocking would make combat 'more fun'? And by 'fun', I think he means making combat a simple DPS check?

Seems it just drove all the tanks away. How's that working out for all you DPSers?

Now he's trying to do the same with Templar healing. I imagine the results will be similar.

haha yeah.
Tbh we can easily do all dailies exept wgt and prison with 4 DD's.

Forestd16b14_ESO

OK ?

And in case you haven't notice PvE content is laughably easy were you don't need a tank for anything. ZOS made that clear.