The last Eso Live remembers me to Titanic, the Film.

Murmeltier

I looked this Stream because i hoped (again)) that Mr Wrobel see the Reaction in the Forums but he seems Resistance to the Players Feedback. As i hear him talking proud of what he have done he remembered me to the Film Titanic.

The Engineers: "Captain, those Icebergs are dangerous, we tested it for over a Year, please drive around them."

Captain Wrobel: "Ah i listen to you, i hear you and i caaaaare and now more Speed please, i want to drive through this Icebergs".

The Engineers: "Captain, do you listen to us? It wouldnt working, the Ship will be sinking".

Captain Wrobel: "Yes, i hear you and i care but i dont think this Ship will be in Danger, its my Baby i know that. My QA Team tested some Icecubes in their Drink too and answered via Stream "Captain Wrobel: Your Ship is save, all fine and cool, none of the Icecubes in our Glass have damaged your Ship".

QA Team: "Captain, we forgot to thank you and Big Brother for Sponsoring our Holidays at Hawaii, we can test here Icecubes too because we are Pros and the People supports us. We got some awesome Numbers, fantastic Ideas...awesome, really fantastic....awesome."

The Engineers: "Shut up and go out the Channel, we have important Informations about the Future of this Ship, serious Informations and no Icecube Stories".

The Engineers: "Captain, we have hit the first small Icebergs and they damaged the Ship seriously, please listen to the Feedback from the experienced Engineers. The QA Team hunts Mermaid at Hawai and is the whole Time drunk."

QA Team: "How can ou speak to us like this, we are famous and we have Likes & Followers, so we are Pros. You are only damn Engineers, only experienced ähm.......Engineers...ähm. We are awesome, do some fantastic Numbers and the Lemings love and follow us".

Lemmings: "Obey the Masters, the Masters are always right"

Captain Wrobel: "QA Team, whats wrong here?"

QA Team: "Nothing, all fiiiine. Only some experienced Engineers...ähm. "hickss" ..Casuals. They dont Stream, so dont listen to them "burp".

Captain Wrobel: "Fine, do your work and Hawaii is yours.But dont touch the Mermaids".

QA Team: "All right Siiiire "burp"....

Mermaid: "Stop touching us...!!!"

QA Team: "We dont touch "hickss"...you...

Mermaid: "Slap" take this you drunken Troll.

QA Team: "How can you say no, we have "hickss" Followersch and Liksch ...we are famous, we are awschome and fantaschtic..."burp".

The Engineers: "Captain, Icebergs are sighted again, larger ones".

Capatin Wrobel: "QA Team, how goes the Testing, my Engineers saying that larger Icebergs heading to us?"

QA Team: "Wäll Captaiiin "burp"...we do schome seriou.."hickss" schome serious tästing in our Glasses ät Hawaii, nothing häppened. We gät aweschome Numbers, fantästic".

The Engineers: "Capatain...first hits incoming we.."crashbäm".....do you hear that?....."kaboom"....first holes in the FOTM Structures.......we..."crashzoing".

Captain Wrobel: "Dont Panic, our QA Team said...."

The Engineers: *yelling* "Hull Breach...Water incooooming....."

Captain Wrobel:" ....its all fine, they tested...."

QA Team: "Yäsch...we täschted...all fein "hickss"....

The Engineers: *screaming* "Caaaptain....first of the Crewman are lost......and more Icebergs are incoming "crashbääääm"....

Capatain Wrobel: "I hear you but i need more Feedback....wait, i call the QA Team..."telephonesound playing please hold the line"

QA Team: "Water in the Ship??? Not possible becausch we aaaare famousch....some Crewman loscht?....Caschuals hrhr, let them....lischten to usch becausch we are famousch änt fantasc....."

Captain Wrobel: "QA Team, is that Water on my Shoes?"

QA Team: ".....truscht us, we work on thisch too......come here Mermaid...."

The Lemmings: "Yes they do, because they are aweeeesome, fantastic...listen to the Masters....serve them, obeeeey...."

Captain Wrobel: "The Water is now at my Knees...QA Team???!!!"

QA Team:"......*burp*...."

Captain Wrobel:.....*Blubb*....

The Lemmings:........*silencio*.....

The Engineers: "Swim fellow Engineers, dont give up....swim away from this sinking Ghostship........look there, a new giant Ship at the Horizon, swim there to save your lives."

Newspaper: "The unsinkable Titanic sunk, read more on Page 2"

Big Brother: Well, we are sorry about this but know we listen and build a new Ship and we hope you will trust us again because we have some really awesome & fantastic Ideas.We are proud to present "Titanic II"!!! Because we can.....

The Engineers on the big Ship that saves them: "Did you see this awakening Weaponthing.....and Housing....Warelephants...cool looking Designs and this fantastic Graphics.....and more....awwwweesome...."

The QA Team on the same Ship: "Aweschome.....*burp*, lätsch Play togethär and and Forget this Accidänt....."hickss"

Mermaid: *Slap* No !!!!!....

The Lemmings: *Obey...Serve...Follow to the new Lands...*

Big Brother: "But we have Apples on the Titanic II....!!!!"......"Soon"

....but no one listen anymore.......

khele23eb17_ESO

Reminds me of.

Bars

never seen the movie , but did get a sinking feeling last night looking @ eso live

anitajoneb17_ESO

LOL !

I kind of disagree but your text is hilarious ! :-)

By the way (sorry for digressing a bit here but I don't want to create a special topic for this)... has anyone made a written (non-fictional) summary of what Wrobel actually said ? I listened to the stream twice but he's really hard to understand for non native speakers, he probably speaks just a little too fast. Thanks in advance.

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NewBlacksmurf

Well done....not that they are listening. We know they read the forums but no idea why they want to sink their own ship

Gidorick

heh.. +1 awesome for effort and humor.

Murmeltier

Gidorick wrote: »

heh.. +1 awesome for effort and humor.

I found that a little bit Humor helped me more about this Situation than Eso Live, thank you .

Dread_Guy

What version of titanic did you watch that had the crew molesting mermaids?!

OGLezard

Dread_Knight_N7 wrote: »

What version of titanic did you watch that had the crew molesting mermaids?!

the good one!

daemonios

Murmeltier wrote: »

I looked this Stream because i hoped (again)) that Mr Wrobel see the Reaction in the Forums but he seems Resistance to the Players Feedback. As i hear him talking proud of what he have done he remembered me to the Film Titanic.

The Engineers: "Captain, those Icebergs are dangerous, we tested it for over a Year, please drive around them."

Captain Wrobel: "Ah i listen to you, i hear you and i caaaaare and now more Speed please, i want to drive through this Icebergs".

The Engineers: "Captain, do you listen to us? It wouldnt working, the Ship will be sinking".

Captain Wrobel: "Yes, i hear you and i care but i dont think this Ship will be in Danger, its my Baby i know that. My QA Team tested some Icecubes in their Drink too and answered via Stream "Captain Wrobel: Your Ship is save, all fine and cool, none of the Icecubes in our Glass have damaged your Ship".

QA Team: "Captain, we forgot to thank you and Big Brother for Sponsoring our Holidays at Hawaii, we can test here Icecubes too because we are Pros and the People supports us. We got some awesome Numbers, fantastic Ideas...awesome, really fantastic....awesome."

The Engineers: "Shut up and go out the Channel, we have important Informations about the Future of this Ship, serious Informations and no Icecube Stories".

The Engineers: "Captain, we have hit the first small Icebergs and they damaged the Ship seriously, please listen to the Feedback from the experienced Engineers. The QA Team hunts Mermaid at Hawai and is the whole Time drunk."

QA Team: "How can ou speak to us like this, we are famous and we have Likes & Followers, so we are Pros. You are only damn Engineers, only experienced ähm.......Engineers...ähm. We are awesome, do some fantastic Numbers and the Lemings love and follow us".

Lemmings: "Obey the Masters, the Masters are always right"

Captain Wrobel: "QA Team, whats wrong here?"

QA Team: "Nothing, all fiiiine. Only some experienced Engineers...ähm. "hickss" ..Casuals. They dont Stream, so dont listen to them "burp".

Captain Wrobel: "Fine, do your work and Hawaii is yours.But dont touch the Mermaids".

QA Team: "All right Siiiire "burp"....

Mermaid: "Stop touching us...!!!"

QA Team: "We dont touch "hickss"...you...

Mermaid: "Slap" take this you drunken Troll.

QA Team: "How can you say no, we have "hickss" Followersch and Liksch ...we are famous, we are awschome and fantaschtic..."burp".

The Engineers: "Captain, Icebergs are sighted again, larger ones".

Capatin Wrobel: "QA Team, how goes the Testing, my Engineers saying that larger Icebergs heading to us?"

QA Team: "Wäll Captaiiin "burp"...we do schome seriou.."hickss" schome serious tästing in our Glasses ät Hawaii, nothing häppened. We gät aweschome Numbers, fantästic".

The Engineers: "Capatain...first hits incoming we.."crashbäm".....do you hear that?....."kaboom"....first holes in the FOTM Structures.......we..."crashzoing".

Captain Wrobel: "Dont Panic, our QA Team said...."

The Engineers: *yelling* "Hull Breach...Water incooooming....."

Captain Wrobel:" ....its all fine, they tested...."

QA Team: "Yäsch...we täschted...all fein "hickss"....

The Engineers: *screaming* "Caaaptain....first of the Crewman are lost......and more Icebergs are incoming "crashbääääm"....

Capatain Wrobel: "I hear you but i need more Feedback....wait, i call the QA Team..."telephonesound playing please hold the line"

QA Team: "Water in the Ship??? Not possible becausch we aaaare famousch....some Crewman loscht?....Caschuals hrhr, let them....lischten to usch becausch we are famousch änt fantasc....."

Captain Wrobel: "QA Team, is that Water on my Shoes?"

QA Team: ".....truscht us, we work on thisch too......come here Mermaid...."

The Lemmings: "Yes they do, because they are aweeeesome, fantastic...listen to the Masters....serve them, obeeeey...."

Captain Wrobel: "The Water is now at my Knees...QA Team???!!!"

QA Team:"......*burp*...."

Captain Wrobel:.....*Blubb*....

The Lemmings:........*silencio*.....

The Engineers: "Swim fellow Engineers, dont give up....swim away from this sinking Ghostship........look there, a new giant Ship at the Horizon, swim there to save your lives."

Newspaper: "The unsinkable Titanic sunk, read more on Page 2"

Big Brother: Well, we are sorry about this but know we listen and build a new Ship and we hope you will trust us again because we have some really awesome & fantastic Ideas.We are proud to present "Titanic II"!!! Because we can.....

The Engineers on the big Ship that saves them: "Did you see this awakening Weaponthing.....and Housing....Warelephants...cool looking Designs and this fantastic Graphics.....and more....awwwweesome...."

The QA Team on the same Ship: "Aweschome.....*burp*, lätsch Play togethär and and Forget this Accidänt....."hickss"

Mermaid: *Slap* No !!!!!....

The Lemmings: *Obey...Serve...Follow to the new Lands...*

Big Brother: "But we have Apples on the Titanic II....!!!!"......"Soon"

....but no one listen anymore.......

Gave you an awesome because I found your post really funny, but I don't necessarily agree with all of it

Wifeaggro13

Dread_Knight_N7 wrote: »

What version of titanic did you watch that had the crew molesting mermaids?!

Deep plunge the story of titanic

Murmeltier

Dread_Knight_N7 wrote: »

What version of titanic did you watch that had the crew molesting mermaids?!

Mermaid: *Slap* "Take this, I have the right to being here....Yeehaaaaw "

Didgerion

I watched the last show too....Mr Wrobel's arguments were very reasonable....it is the players like you @Murmeltier that wants to go through the iceberg...you got it all wrong.

Zheg

Didgerion wrote: »

I watched the last show too....Mr Wrobel's arguments were very reasonable....it is the players like you @Murmeltier that wants to go through the iceberg...you got it all wrong.

Very reasonable? He said that templars should used honor the dead when trying to stay alive and not lose their rapids, because you know, it only hits one target so that will always be you and never the random pug a few feet to the side of you. He also thinks that NB use their executes in pvp. The man simply doesn't play the game enough to have a grasp of the meta.

Mojmir

I don't think he'll be able to decipher this, might I suggest another story: 3 little pigs

Murmeltier

Didgerion wrote: »

I watched the last show too....Mr Wrobel's arguments were very reasonable....it is the players like you @Murmeltier that wants to go through the iceberg...you got it all wrong.

Mermaid: *Slap* "I would ask him but the last Words i heard from him was.....Childs, Women and Man leave te Ship, i stay here....till the Work is done".

Mermaid: *Slap* "He was soooo funny"

Mermaid: *Slap* "I liked him, he maked me laugh and cry together"

Mermaid: *Slap* "What?....What do you mean i hit you the whole Time....i dont *Slap*....hit you....*Slap*.....the whole Time....*Slap*"

Mermaid: "Ok..Oooook, i hit you but i am a Mermaid and Mermaids do this Thing, so please take this like a Gentleman....*Slap* "

Mermaid: *Slap* No one loves me....i am sad now...*Sulking*

P.S: I hope i translated *Sulking* right, in Germany we say *Schmollen* to it .

Murmeltier

Mojmir wrote: »

I don't think he'll be able to decipher this, might I suggest another story: 3 little pigs

Thats Fantastic, lets see....

Three Pigs watched Eso Live:

Pig One: *Shocked* and cant say anything....anymore

Pig Two: " *Oink* I can smell roasted Bacon, we better Run."

Pig Three grabs his Tickets for the Titanic and says: "Aye, lets call the Mermaid and do some nice Holiday from this"

Well, Pig Three trys to help but cant see what Ship he choosed, he doomed them all. Except the Mermaid, she is undestructable!

Mermaid: *Slap* "Yes Siiiire......Yeehaaaaaw Yipi Ki Yay".

Mojmir

Murmeltier wrote: »

Mojmir wrote: »

I don't think he'll be able to decipher this, might I suggest another story: 3 little pigs

Thats Fantastic, lets see....

Three Pigs watched Eso Live:

Pig One: *Shocked* and cant say anything....anymore

Pig Two: " *Oink* I can smell roasted Bacon, we better Run."

Pig Three grabs his Tickets for the Titanic and says: "Aye, lets call the Mermaid and do some nice Holiday from this"

Well, Pig Three trys to help but cant see what Ship he choosed, he doomed them all. Except the Mermaid, she is undestructable!

Mermad: *Slap* "Yes Siiiire......Yehaaaaaw".

Your hired,u start monday

Murmeltier

Mermaid sits lonly on a Cliff and listen to all the Yells from the Shipwreck of the Titanic.

Mermaid: "Poor Undeads from the Titanic, so sad....maybe this Song i wrote helps....*Mimimi*...."Roll Roll Roll your Boooat, carefully down the String...."

Undead: "You dont wrote this Song Mermaid."

Mermaid: "Really?!".....(Dangerous Silence)....*Slap*

Undead: "Ouch, why..."

Mermaid: *Slap* "Who wrote it...?!!!"

Undead: "Pls..stop...why...*Ouch*

Mermaid: "Nah?"

Undead "Ok ok...your Song, i love it...but pls stop hittin me"

Mermaid: "Thank you very much, i am happy to hear that you like my Song....*Mimimi* "Roll Roll...."

Undead: "Awww, i need an Excorcism."

Mr.Hmm

Definitely the future of ESO if thinks keep up.

corrosivechains

Zheg wrote: »

Didgerion wrote: »

I watched the last show too....Mr Wrobel's arguments were very reasonable....it is the players like you @Murmeltier that wants to go through the iceberg...you got it all wrong.

Very reasonable? He said that templars should used honor the dead when trying to stay alive and not lose their rapids, because you know, it only hits one target so that will always be you and never the random pug a few feet to the side of you. He also thinks that NB use their executes in pvp. The man simply doesn't play the game enough to have a grasp of the meta.

Don't also forget, you're playing the game wrong if you are chugging pots before you hit 0, according to Mr. Wrobel.

jamesharv2005ub17_ESO

Quite possibly the best post ever on these forums.

clayandaudrey_ESO

They do read the forums. I suspect we will get the old play nice post any time now.

Acrolas

I do sort of tangentially agree that ZOS's biggest issue is that they're a private company which makes them feel more invincible and well-financed than they would normally be.

And it is dangerous for us, because we'll never know when the money's running out until it is and we don't get updates until they get more venture capital under their belts. So caution is definitely warranted. There's no shame at all in viewing this as a highly risky and experimental product. Because it is.

I see the constant changes as a shadow of their investors nudging them toward what the data suggest is better for bu$ine$$. The icebergs aren't the players or broad stakeholders in the public company sense. The icebergs are the few venture folk who made a high-risk investment and want to see a strong return on it.

Didgerion

Zheg wrote: »

Didgerion wrote: »

I watched the last show too....Mr Wrobel's arguments were very reasonable....it is the players like you @Murmeltier that wants to go through the iceberg...you got it all wrong.

Very reasonable? He said that templars should used honor the dead when trying to stay alive and not lose their rapids, because you know, it only hits one target so that will always be you and never the random pug a few feet to the side of you. He also thinks that NB use their executes in pvp. The man simply doesn't play the game enough to have a grasp of the meta.

You see you get it out of context and misinform others.
NB execute was an example to the question why DKs don't have and execute ability.
Wrobel said they don't do it to prevent class homogenizing.
He brought two examples there an offensive and a defensive one:
If you play with your DK it make sense to bring an enemy down to an execute range and then switch the target, and let another team member execute the low health enemy.
And if you fight against a DK then it make sense to let your life be dropped very low and apply a healing ward shield (that scales with your missing life)....while if you fight a NB then the risk being killed while your life is low is very high...so you would use a different strategy when dealing with NB because the probability they have an execute on them is very high.

So yeah just listen to the show one more time....he also explains why they don't bring buffs to stam sorcs and templars this DLC...just watch the show one more time.

ZOS_MollyH

Greetings all.

While very creative, this post has gone a bit off the rails of constructive feedback. We appreciate both positive and negative responses to our ESO Live sessions, but the comments need to stay constructive instead of insults and bashing of employees.