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Tamriel has no bathroom and toilets

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Hauztein
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How they do tehir necessities?
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  • Sentinel
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    Buckets.
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    This is why slaughterfish go crazy when you go too far out to sea...they know and they're tired of our ***.
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  • jesrivjr
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  • FuzzyDuck79
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    And where do you buy the loo roll from?
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  • OzJohnD
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    Because pixels don't poo
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  • Draghorn
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    If you notice this has always been the case in Elder Scrolls......Weird huh. :P
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    This is why you never shake the left hand of anyone in ESO.
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  • UrQuan
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    You've never seen buckets and chamber pots in the game? That's the answer. Heck, I remember in Skyrim you used to find little alcoves here and there with nothing in them but a bucket and a book. Pretty obvious what that's all about.
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  • Publius_Scipio
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    I know that Khajiit use litter boxes.
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  • Muizer
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    There are sewers though. I suppose just there for excess rainfall.
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  • OLIVI3R
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    Just go into the closest bush. Then wipe with a rawhide scrap.
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  • Kaitona
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    I think it's because players who have never seen or used a toilet in real life before would wonder what it was. So to prevent that rare situation, they've chosen to leave them out. Its the only logical explanation I can come up with and it explains why a lot of other things aren't in the game, such as computers and contraception.
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  • SirAndy
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    Sentinel wrote: »
    Buckets.
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  • DerpyShadowz
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    I use Argonians as toilet paper.
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  • PBpsy
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    I Highlander l wrote: »
    I use Argonians as toilet paper.

    Isn't that kind of ... rough?
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  • DerpyShadowz
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    I Highlander l wrote: »
    I use Argonians as toilet paper.

    Isn't that kind of ... rough?

    Dunmers like it rough. o:)
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  • Rosveen
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    There are portable chamber pots.
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  • CaptainObvious
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    Now you know why everyone wants the Ruby Throne. Only actual bathroom in Nirn.
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    Draghorn wrote: »
    If you notice this has always been the case in Elder Scrolls......Weird huh. :P
    Skyrim had them, usually in bandit caves a bucket sitting in the middle of closed off section, usually with a book nearby
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    I've looted a lot of chamber pots.

    Hopefully empty.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    You want the devs to try their hand at plumbing!?!??!?!? Probably not a good idea for a lot of reasons.
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    Khajiit has all of the Alik'r Desert. Khajiit has all the bathroom that this one could need :)
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    A common oversight in all kinda of games.

    Which made me love the ones who DO have such neccessities all the more...

    Its a pity ESO is not one of them. And I so had been hoping to be able to assassinate some great noble lord while he was sitting on the loo... yes, long before GoT... :tongue:;)
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  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    Hauztein wrote: »
    How they do tehir necessities?

    They don't, everyone is a hollow wire-frame, some programmed in little loops. They even make little robot jokes about their loops. besides, zos prob couldn't find a programmer that could get them to the bathroom if there was one.
    Edited by AhPook_Is_Here on July 23, 2015 9:28PM
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