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Anyone else want to escape to Tamriel?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQLhqooh0EDORJEE (EU PC) High Elf Sorcerer of the Aldmeri Dominion, Master Wizard, Dominion Hero, Savior of Nirn, Daedric Lord Slayer, Sergeant, Magnanimous, Maelstrom Arena Champion (Cadwell's Gold)
Favorite quotes:
Favorite quotes:
"Break the law, and the law will break you."
"If you are trying to rely on wit, I'd say you are half way there."
"Sometimes the prey turns and nips us...it is a small thing."
"The skins of those you love, will fly as my banners."
"The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found guilty of the following crimes..."
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skwake✭What the hell haha! I was thinking this commercial could possibly be ok for tv till she cut his hand off!0 -
Turelus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭W T H ...
Also she moves her head around so much when she talks, I know of people talk with their hands but never seen someone talk with their head.
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."3 -
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✭✭Are they really that desperate that they are resorting to sexist "blonde model" ads?
Disappointed, ZOS, very disappointed.3 -
Ghanima_Atreides✭✭✭✭✭
✭Wrong armor, too. That's from Skyrim...but I suppose they thought nobody would notice/care.
[The Beauty of Tamriel] My collection of ESO screenshots
Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering mistakes. Real boats rock.3 -
Julianos✭✭✭✭✭LOL this commercial absolutly targeting the drooling adolescents for women. Pathetic:/
instead of this crap you should invest more money for game development and stability ZOS
then people will take care of the commercials by recommending this game.Edited by Julianos on June 11, 2015 9:45AM4 -
Ommy71✭✭✭
ommyy - Stamblade - Brigadier - Master Angler - Former Emperor - All trophies Done - Stormproof - 27400 Achievement Points....
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Gandrhulf_Harbard✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I've escaped from Tamriel.
Now wandering the Capital Wasteland looking for .308 rounds and Stimpaks.
All The BestThose memories come back to haunt me, they haunt me like a curse.
Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse.4 -
Julianos✭✭✭✭✭Ghanima_Atreides wrote: »Wrong armor, too. That's from Skyrim...but I suppose they thought nobody would notice/care.
Its not wrong dude ZOS trying to lure people with this cheap tactics and let people think its skyrim online.Edited by Julianos on June 11, 2015 10:14AM0 -
WarrioroftheWind_ESO✭✭✭✭They don't make ads like this often these days. Anyone remember hilarious classic tv spots for Diablo II and MTG from forever ago? Most ads now these days is some celebrity standing infront of the camera against a blank backdrop or voiceover with in-game footage. I'd like to see more like this instead of 'reviews' from 'pro reviewers' who haven't even made it out of the newbie zone.0
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✭ROFL I love it.“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
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Nephys✭✭✭AwfulZoS Ambassadors please do not bother responding to me because I have you on ignore. Your input is neither valued or welcomed.0
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DeanWinchester88✭✭✭Ghanima_Atreides wrote: »Wrong armor, too. That's from Skyrim...but I suppose they thought nobody would notice/care.
How is it wrong? Skyrim is part of Tamriel, and the game takes place in all of Tamriel. What armor should they wear then? Cyrodiil armor? But it's not Oblivion! Morrowind armor? But it's not Morrowind!
This is an Elder Scrolls game. You must be new to this series. Skyrim is a land of Tamriel. The game is called The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, not just "Skyrim".Xbox One/PC, North America.
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Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭That was just awful. I would like to have seen them use the money, time, and resources fixing the LFG tool instead. Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina
Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
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Psychobunni✭✭✭✭✭
✭That ad would specifically make me uninterested in the game at all.... wth ZOS? Did someone ask their 10 year old to make a commercial
Even my 16 yr old son said "wow, fail"
Here were some great ideas that got buried forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/1858059/#Comment_1858059If options weren't necessary, and everyone played the same way, no one would use addons. Fix the UI!0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Well..... what can I say ...
it was only a flesh woundTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
nimander99✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭This is an add targeting Australian eso gamers, hence the whole Zenimax Australia in the credits...I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
"Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
"moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
"MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
"MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
"MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
"MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
"MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
"MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
"MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
"MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???
Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP4501 -
Francis_Toliver✭✭✭Thought it was great. Completely Hilarious. Come on guys, it was not done in seriousness it was done to be funny and it was funny.
Any commercial that ends with a hand getting chopped off after the lines "really? Dude I'm looking right at you!" is alright in my book (ROFLMAO).1 -
Gidorick✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭That's pretty awful.
Misleading too. You can't steal from players and no open pvp.What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!0 -
KanedaSyndrome✭✭✭✭Head.. Keeps.. Moving.. o.O
Oh, and "unlimited, you can pretty much do anything"? lol, guess we're going to say anything to make people buy the game.KanedaSyndrome's Suggestions For Game Improvements
The Fortuitous Collapse of the Wave Equation
The Best Plans Require No Action0 -
KanedaSyndrome✭✭✭✭Oh and there was more blood in this commercial than in the entire game combined.KanedaSyndrome's Suggestions For Game Improvements
The Fortuitous Collapse of the Wave Equation
The Best Plans Require No Action2 -
Muizer✭✭✭✭✭
✭They shoud get the pet shop boys to promote the crown store......Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!1 -
Forestd16b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Aye what armor and weapons are those don't look like any nord armor I ever seen in this time.
P.S. HA HA HA HA HA criminal scums getting there hands cut off *sigh*
just another day in Tamerial. Edited by Forestd16b14_ESO on June 13, 2015 12:34AM0 -
newtinmpls✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Maybe this is meant as a hint that PvP will include pickpocketing ... or attempting itTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
Dahkoht✭✭✭✭✭The lack of humor , seriousness , and need to be offended and be a SJW every time an attractive woman is used in a photo or video for many of these posters iis amusing in itself.
It was meant to be campy , humorous , not taken seriously , and yes have an attractive model in it.
Gasp. The horror.
At least there's a few in this thread that aren't fully over to the SJW "everything must be screened and sanitized before shown" side.
Edited by Dahkoht on June 13, 2015 10:53PM0
