A word to the innkeeper at The Rosy Lion

SantieClaws

The Rosy has been the local drop in spot for ale and entertainment for my guild for a while. In fact we have named our dance troupe the ITC Lionesses in honour of this.

We used to like getting up on the bar and dancing but the local farmers and traders (the role playing community) didn't like that so we moved over to the corner by the door where we were generally out of the way and we were not spilling ale on anyone but ourselves as we danced.

However we keep having issues with that drunken, longhaired Breton who wanders about the area stopping all our emotes and dance moves.

There is also a guard that patrols this area despite there being nothing worth stealing.

The lighting there is also terrible.

We could go upstairs but the fire there is never lit and the lighting is just as bad and it's hard for other guildies to find us when they arrive for a booze up.

It was so dark and that drunk was such a pest that last night we ended up going outside and dancing by the fountain. If you were about on the EU server you may possibly have noticed us ...

So dear Innkeep. Please throw out the drunk, buy a few candles for that corner and light the fire upstairs please. If we are outside dancing in the fountain then we not inside your inn spending our hard won coin on your warm ale and pies with dubious contents.

Yours

Santie


guild event by wenxue2222, on Flickr