Requested New Pet for Those of Us Who Spend a Lot

Mercutio

Dear Zenimax and ESO Staff et. al.,

As a gentleman of refined tastes and exquisite sensibilities, I naturally gravitate towards fellow players who share a certain level of culture in your fine online game.

With the upcoming Crown Store it will be even easier to separate 'the wheat from the chaff' as it were (no offense intended to the lowly) by simply seeing who has what cosmetic items. I and my comrades at the Country Club thank you.

Yet I think there is room for a slight improvement. Why not allow those of us who spend significant sums on your game, and I do mean significant, an even easier way to distinguish our true peers from the unwashed masses (no offense intended to the olfactory challenged)?

I would like to suggest a pet to be given the crème de la crème, your truly moneyed clients. My manservant Jeoffry produced this rough sketch under my direction:



Your attention in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Cheerio,

Mercutio IV, Esq.

Dictated But Not Read.

firstdecan

I love it, but I don't think it should be a pet. It should be a separate VIP room, with a bathing area, so there can be a true separation from the unwashed masses.

knaveofengland

perhaps make a pet of you be more to your standard then can follow yourself around. job done know what I mean guv

Athas24

I think the Monopoly guy should be a mount!

Phinix1

A capital idea!

I would propose an even further division in the form of a new high-roller-exclusive ability:

Fist of Malthus

Once a day, allows the total eradication of 1 "useless breeder" from the game world. Any player not having met the monthly pay-to-live quota will be permanently flagged as vulnerable to this attack, which will not only 1-shot the lowlife-commie-liberal-parasite in question, but also completely delete that character from the game servers.

Do not pass Go, do not allow "loyalty-based" immunity.

Good day, sir!

firstdecan

AlienDiplomat wrote: »

A capital idea!

I would propose an even further division in the form of a new high-roller-exclusive ability:

Fist of Malthus

Once a day, allows the total eradication of 1 "useless breeder" from the game world. Any player not having met the monthly pay-to-live quota will be permanently flagged as vulnerable to this attack, which will not only 1-shot the lowlife-commie-liberal-parasite in question, but also completely delete that character from the game servers.

Do not pass Go, do not allow "loyalty-based" immunity.

Good day, sir!

There's no children in ESO, the only breeders we have are the stable masters.

Theosis

off with the horses heads!

Gidorick

How about a costume that has gold coins falling on the ground as the player runs about? lol

The_Antiquarian

I agree. I would pay $1,000 for a castle to showcase artifacts that I have collected throughout Tamriel and $10,000 for an Elder Scroll with only three in existence that gives me a super unique skill-sets that provides me with unique graphical enhancing skills (i.e. 24/7 Unique aura).