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NPCs say and do the darndest things...

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Lord_Draevan
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While questing through the Alik'r, I can across this little bit of dialogue I couldn't resist sharing:
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Reminded me of when the Ordinators in Deshaan say "Too many Argonians around these days..." even if you're one.

Anyone else have any gems of dialogue?
Edited by Lord_Draevan on February 7, 2015 11:00PM
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  • Lord_Draevan
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    Oh my... it appears that the goblins of Divad's Chagrin Mine are having a slight wardrobe and weapon malfunction... in that they appear to have none!

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    A shameless display.
    Edited by Lord_Draevan on February 7, 2015 11:01PM
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  • Panda244
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    The guards in Glenumbra say some really weird things about werewolves.
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  • Lord_Draevan
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    The guards in Glenumbra say some really weird things about werewolves.

    Such as? I don't recall anything that stood out in Glenumbra. Except the guards saying I could lose 10 pounds of stupid by letting them cut off my head :(
    Edited by Lord_Draevan on February 8, 2015 2:28AM
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  • Panda244
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    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    The guards in Glenumbra say some really weird things about werewolves.

    Such as? I don't recall anything that stood out in Glenumbra. Except the guards saying I could loose 10 pounds of stupid by letting them cut off my head :(
    During one of the werewolf quests the NPCs said some things about the medallion thingy-ma-doo-hickey... I don't remember what, all I know is it made me go (O_o)
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
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  • Lord_Draevan
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    The guards in Glenumbra say some really weird things about werewolves.

    Such as? I don't recall anything that stood out in Glenumbra. Except the guards saying I could loose 10 pounds of stupid by letting them cut off my head :(
    During one of the werewolf quests the NPCs said some things about the medallion thingy-ma-doo-hickey... I don't remember what, all I know is it made me go (O_o)

    Now I want to know, but I've already finished Glenumbra >_<
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  • Panda244
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    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    The guards in Glenumbra say some really weird things about werewolves.

    Such as? I don't recall anything that stood out in Glenumbra. Except the guards saying I could loose 10 pounds of stupid by letting them cut off my head :(
    During one of the werewolf quests the NPCs said some things about the medallion thingy-ma-doo-hickey... I don't remember what, all I know is it made me go (O_o)

    Now I want to know, but I've already finished Glenumbra >_<

    So reroll a DC toon, it's like the first zone! :stuck_out_tongue:
    I know that'd be hard though, DC sucketh many ***. Dominion ftw.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
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  • Lord_Draevan
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    Lord_Draevan wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    The guards in Glenumbra say some really weird things about werewolves.

    Such as? I don't recall anything that stood out in Glenumbra. Except the guards saying I could loose 10 pounds of stupid by letting them cut off my head :(
    During one of the werewolf quests the NPCs said some things about the medallion thingy-ma-doo-hickey... I don't remember what, all I know is it made me go (O_o)

    Now I want to know, but I've already finished Glenumbra >_<

    So reroll a DC toon, it's like the first zone! :stuck_out_tongue:
    I know that'd be hard though, DC sucketh many ***. Dominion ftw.

    No thanks, I only make EP characters. I can't do Cadwell's zones as DC or AD, killing droves of fellow DC or AD kills the immersion for me.
    Plus, I want to get my main to V14 before 1.6 comes out. Gimme Champion Points!
    Edited by Lord_Draevan on February 8, 2015 11:20AM
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    Nice one! O:)
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