Tamriel Unlimited- Sweetroll or Questionable Meatsack? (Funniest Post Wins!)

ashlee17

Tamriel Unlimited- Sweetroll or Questionable Meatsack?

This is just a bit of a humorous poll to gauge how you feel about the unveiling of Tamriel Unlimited.
Do you feel like you are being given a sweet roll?(ie something good) Or a questionable meat sack? ( not sure what's inside/may want to vomit)
Or something altogether different? (Feel free to get creative but please keep it elder scrolls themed)
Rule 1- Let's get humorous and creative, please stick to an Elder scrolls theme
Rule 2- nothing about anyone else's posts- how they feel is how they feel and that's ok.
Rule 3- if you like a post - please give it an awesome, agree, insightful etc.. I'll be keen to see which ones you guys like

Get the most lols, awesomes, agrees etc to win a free sweetroll!

Jacques Berge

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

... Is like taking an arrow to the knee...

EinionYrth

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

... they wanted my opinion, so they gave it to me.

Aidantwab16_ESO

Tamriel Unlimited is like being given 2,000 sweet rolls. At first it will be delicious but unless they are made out of magic, over time the sweet rolls will go bad and then they will be smelly all over the place.

xMovingTarget

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

... Tamriel Limited

ArconSeptim

ashlee17 wrote: »

Tamriel Unlimited- Sweetroll or Questionable Meatsack?

This is just a bit of a humorous poll to gauge how you feel about the unveiling of Tamriel Unlimited.
Do you feel like you are being given a sweet roll?(ie something good) Or a questionable meat sack? ( not sure what's inside/may want to vomit)
Or something altogether different? (Feel free to get creative but please keep it elder scrolls themed)
Rule 1- Let's get humorous and creative, please stick to an Elder scrolls theme
Rule 2- nothing about anyone else's posts- how they feel is how they feel and that's ok.
Rule 3- if you like a post - please give it an awesome, agree, insightful etc.. I'll be keen to see which ones you guys like

WOOW MANN YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT QUESTIONABLE MEATSACK

SantieClaws

Tamreil Unlimited is like a Questionable meat sack.

Tamriel Unlimited feels a bit right now like being hit with one of those meaty ballista things in Cyrodiil. It may turn out to be the best barbeque I have had in ages - or it might really stink. All depends on the quality of the meat really.

ashlee17

Tamreil Unlimited is like a Questionable meat sack.

I feel like we have been given a questionable meat sack.

Some people will eat the meat in order to survive. As well as defend feeding it to others.

Others will happily eat it the meat unaware of what it truly is.

But every time I try to stomach this mystery meat, it just makes me feel sick.

Slurg

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

A sack of beans laying in the corner.

When you loot it, you might get some pepper!

Or you might get a pair of pants.

But much like the sack in the corner after provisioning changes in 1.6, we'll see what we're going to get when we see it.

TheShadowScout

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

...a new recipe, first tried.

You won't know how it turns out until you take a bite... though it sure sounded tasty from the description!

LonePirate

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

Tamriel Unlimited is like slaughterfish - it quickly drains the life from your character.

Solariken

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

Tamriel Unlimited is like a sock full of oranges. It won't leave a bruise, but you will feel the pain.

Cody

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

Tamriel unlimited is like a mystery box to me: What's inside could be good, or it could be bad.

ashlee17

Tamreil Unlimited is like a Questionable meat sack.

Now that is here, what do you think of TU?

BlackEar

Tamreil Unlimited is like a Sweet roll.

A Nord walks into a bar with his imgakin monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the imgakin jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the table and swallows a sweetroll.

The bartender (a filthy Dunmer) screams at the guy, "Your pet just ate the sweetroll off my table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied the Nord. "He eats everything in sight, the little ***. I'll pay for everything."

The man finishes his Shornhelm Ale, pays and leaves.

A fortnight later, the Nord is in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the imgakin starts running around the bar. The monkey finds an Emperor Grape on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender (a filthy Dunmer) is disgusted. "Did you see what your pet did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies the Nord. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that sweetroll, he measures stuff first."

SteveCampsOut

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

Tamriel Unlimited is like cheese, eternally knawed by skeevers. It's full of holes and you can't abide the smell!

Runhent

Tamreil Unlimited is like a Sweet roll.

Always someone steals it.

ThirtySevenCoins

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

Tamriel Unlimited is as beautifully perfect as my old Whiterun housecarl Lydia, " I am swornnnnn to carry your burdens"

Majic

Tamriel Unlimited is like...(add your item here)

Tamriel Unlimited is like an all-you-can-eat buffet that only charges you once and never closes.