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I had an mmo experience today....Bethesda would laugh
So first off, eso is the pleasure in my life striking every nerve in a good sense these days, women aren't and I'm straight which just made me laugh but what's hilarious is finally dropping the f2p neverwinter like a hooker on lookout just off 44th Broadstreet for having a rediculous 10 different types of currencies only in place being a gimmick trick to clone me as a test rat so I can ultimately drop my dollar at your cash shop c'Mon really? 10 different currency?! I should of picked up that hooker on 44th
Hail eso for charging a fee that's worth every penny that doesn't exist also clone my genetics if you wish to do so but never go the f2p route, you'll crash on a sugar rush!
Edited by Soulborn_Solitude on January 7, 2015 3:12AM Hail eso for charging a fee that's worth every penny that doesn't exist also clone my genetics if you wish to do so but never go the f2p route, you'll crash on a sugar rush!
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Medakon✭✭✭TSoulborn_Solitude wrote: »So first off, eso is the pleasure in my life striking every nerve in a good sense these days, women aren't and I'm straight which just made me laugh but what's hilarious is finally dropping the f2p neverwinter like a hooker on lookout just off 44th Broadstreet for having a rediculous 10 different types of currencies only in place being a gimmick trick to clone me as a test rat so I can ultimately drop my dollar at your cash shop c'Mon really? 10 different currency?! I should of picked up that hooker on 44th
Hail eso for charging a fee that's worth every penny that doesn't exist also clone my genetics if you wish to do so but never go the f2p route, you'll crash on a sugar rush!
This made alot of sence, good post OP
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Gidorick✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭uhm... yea!...?What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
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yodased✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭wait does the hooker have currency issues? Cause if she has 10 different types of currency on her then she should be doing some exchange trading and not bodily fluid trading.Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I know I've been screwed by my stock-broker before... same difference I think.What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!2 -
I am speaking the truth when I say the penny doesn't exist, they took the penny away in canada...
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✭✭✭✭Please tell me I am not the only one who doesn't understand that. It's like - I understand all the individual words, sure... but the way they are put together is very strange. Very very strange.GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC
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Please tell me I am not the only one who doesn't understand that. It's like - I understand all the individual words, sure... but the way they are put together is very strange. Very very strange.
Well I have been called an odd one before, nice sincere sometimes weird...my way of thinking and communication is not your average quickie
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✭✭✭✭✭Soulborn_Solitude wrote: »So first off, eso is the pleasure in my life striking every nerve in a good sense these days, women aren't and I'm straight which just made me laugh but what's hilarious is finally dropping the f2p neverwinter like a hooker on lookout just off 44th Broadstreet for having a rediculous 10 different types of currencies only in place being a gimmick trick to clone me as a test rat so I can ultimately drop my dollar at your cash shop c'Mon really? 10 different currency?! I should of picked up that hooker on 44th
Hail eso for charging a fee that's worth every penny that doesn't exist also clone my genetics if you wish to do so but never go the f2p route, you'll crash on a sugar rush!
I think I can translate some of this
"I'm really enjoying ESO right now, and have time to do so as I do not currently have a woman in my life. Before this I played Neverwinter, which frustrated me with its multiple currency types and the cash shop. I hope ESO never goes the f2p/cash shop route."Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche13 -
Gemseed✭✭✭Soulborn_Solitude wrote: »Please tell me I am not the only one who doesn't understand that. It's like - I understand all the individual words, sure... but the way they are put together is very strange. Very very strange.
Well I have been called an odd one before, nice sincere sometimes weird...my way of thinking and communication is not your average quickie
I want to know what you're thinking right now.1 -
Ahdora✭✭✭✭✭This was confusing, but somehow also highly entertaining.
So... thanks for that.Heals With Stick, V11 Argonian Nightblade Healer, NA-EP4 -
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✭Please tell me I am not the only one who doesn't understand that. It's like - I understand all the individual words, sure... but the way they are put together is very strange. Very very strange.
I thought my English can't be that bad that I don't understand this.. seems it's not just me^^ *looking relieved*Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
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Bloodystab✭✭✭✭If Your friend have drug problems, show him this topic. He will never take it again.
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Bloodfang✭✭✭✭✭Bloodystab wrote: »If Your friend have drug problems, show him this topic. He will never take it again.
True story.
Personal experience?
(from some of your friends of course) 2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Wow, at first I thought that was a spam post reads just like one.
Too much grog! 0 -
Digiman✭✭✭✭✭Soulborn_Solitude wrote: »Hail eso for charging a fee that's worth every penny that doesn't exist also clone my genetics if you wish to do so but never go the f2p route, you'll crash on a sugar rush!
So if I can understand, your mad at Neverwinter because it uses different currencies but chose ES because its charging a flat up $15? Look I understand there are some really crappy F2P games out there, others on the other hand are good especially for short term play times over while your main MMO is on maintenance or dreary.
But I really have to beg to differ with the justification and worth this $15 new MMO ESO is charging over the more older and polished ones.
At most this game is still only worthwhile for true elderscrolls series fans but as an MMO its completely lacking and lazy in other parts that drives me intensely insane.
How old is Neverwinter anyway? Its probably justified in its currencies because of tiers of gear levels end game.0 -
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✭✭The OP made me wish there was a wt£? button to click.Happy All the Holidays To You and Yours!
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Aidantwab16_ESO✭✭✭I think there are things like the one time when the people went to the store to get stuff with some money but it was a card because they didn't have time to find a trade in where you can sometimes get hotdogs if its a tuesday or a friday.
Whitebread toast.1 -
whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭Soulborn_Solitude wrote: »So first off, eso is the pleasure in my life striking every nerve in a good sense these days, women aren't and I'm straight which just made me laugh but what's hilarious is finally dropping the f2p neverwinter like a hooker on lookout just off 44th Broadstreet for having a rediculous 10 different types of currencies only in place being a gimmick trick to clone me as a test rat so I can ultimately drop my dollar at your cash shop c'Mon really? 10 different currency?! I should of picked up that hooker on 44th
Hail eso for charging a fee that's worth every penny that doesn't exist also clone my genetics if you wish to do so but never go the f2p route, you'll crash on a sugar rush!
I think I can translate some of this
"I'm really enjoying ESO right now, and have time to do so as I do not currently have a woman in my life. Before this I played Neverwinter, which frustrated me with its multiple currency types and the cash shop. I hope ESO never goes the f2p/cash shop route."
yup, thats what got from it, I have also played Neverwinter in the past and hated the multiple currencies, what a rip off...Signed, Kotaro Atani.PS5 NAVR16/ CP 160 Khajiit Nightblade of the Aldmeri Dominion, Guildmaster and Assassin of the Queen's Hand guild on NA PC. PvP Officer in the WOLF guild on NA PS5, and of course Master Thief. Currently 3365 CP out of 3600 CP on NA PS5. Currently 810 CP on NA PC (used for PTS testing purposes only). On PS5 I am also a Master Crafter, all traits done and learned, Jewelry crafting done. all Motifs learned on PS5 except for maybe two-three Motifs. Both Companions are Max level as are their Skills.Warrior, Lover, Thief.... Nightblade. Aldmeri Dominion For Life! For the Queen!! Go Dominion or go home ! "I have no hatred for the races of Man, but they are young. Like all children, they are driven by emotion. They lack the wisdom that comes with age. I would sooner place an Altmer infant on the Ruby Throne than surrender Tamriel to their capricious whims. The Altmer, the Bosmer and the Khajiit share the common traits of intelligence, patience and reason. We do not seek riches or plunder. Domination is not our goal, nor is the acclamation of power for its own sake. Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines. Stand with us." ―Your Queen Commands, Ayrenn Arana Aldmeri.(All 18 characters are AD only! This one is a AD Loyalist)Member of ESO Since January 29, 2014, started early Access 3/30/14 on PC, currently subbed on NA PS5 and on NA PC. Note- I only use PC for PTS testing purposes, the PS5 is my dedicated Game Platform.Note- for those that don't know how to say Kotaro Atani it's "Ko tar row Ah ta ni" (Ko with a Oh sound, tar which sounds like the sticky black tar stuff, row like rowing a boat, Ah with a AHHHH sound, Ta with a Tahhh sound, Neeee which sounds like knee)"The blowing sands of time wipe clean the footprints of the past...""Moonsugar may be the key to paradise, but it is through a false door...""A perfect society is always elsewhere..."- Unknown book of Khajiiti proverbs.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Hey guys, I think it's trying to communicate...PS4 / NA
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