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What's the worst thing you can be?

JDar
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How about:

Dragonknight
Ebonheart Pact
Nord
Vampire
Destro/staff resto staff
Light armor
Skills: impulse, devouring swarm, reflective scales, green dragon blood

Pre-1.5: hide in a cubby and pour oil on the floor

Can it get any worse?
  • Rexo
    Rexo
    u wot m8
  • Nazon_Katts
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    Not Dunmer, as it seems.
    "You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
  • Suru
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    AD,NB, prolly RP khajiit? DW/Bow, Medium Armor, Skills: Yell at/command zone relentlessly like you had power or influence, Do nothing?
    Edited by Suru on December 29, 2014 8:30AM


    Suru
  • hammayolettuce
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    DK Imperial WW healer. Fragmented Shield morph.

    I threaten my guildies with this all the time.
    Snü (Magicka DK) ♥ Thnu (Stamplar) ♥ Pizza for Breakfast (Magplar) ♥ Sparklefingers (Magicka Sorc) ♥
    Bean and Cheese Burrito (Magicka DK) ♥ Snurrito (Stamplar) ♥
    DARFAL COVANT
  • Meilinka
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    A naked sorc streaking. Because.
    I'd do it but I'm a vampire and my pasty skin may cause blindness. Wat?
    Mei
  • Roechacca
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    Pvp forum subscriber

    Exploiter

    Elitist

    No sense of humor

    Ford Mustang owner

    Gate camper
  • Columba
    Columba
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    Impulse monkey spamming exploiter.
  • Meilinka
    Meilinka
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    PvHorse
  • Reverb
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    Gate camper.

    People who report for "exploiting" just because I didn't die.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • AryaWythers
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    A farmed DC pug!
    Edited by AryaWythers on December 28, 2014 5:16PM
  • Cody
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    Anyone that is not a member of the glorious ebonheart pact.

    Oh and gate campers. Gate campers are truely pathetic people, and if it was up to me, would be banned on sight
  • katkat42
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    A naked sorc streaking. Because.
    I'd do it but I'm a vampire and my pasty skin may cause blindness. Wat?
    Mei

    A naked Nord sorc vampire streaking and doing /redguarddance .
    Stonehenge ROCKS!
  • jnjdun_ESO
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    A VR12 Templar that is just now starting to train the Sun Shield skill.

    Friend of ours told us this last night and I heard my husband mumble "da ***" and I looked over at him and saw something similar to this.….

    computer-stress.png

    Giggle Purrz'Pantz Khajiit Templar
    Fuzzy Jenna'Tullz Khajiit DK
    Eileen U'Lickette Bosmer Sorc
    Ginny Fleasly Khajiit NB
    Jenny Tull'Whortz Bosmer baby NB
  • Etaniel
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    Looks like whatever you do, being a dk is morally wrong. Use a shield and people complain about invasion/talon. Use destro/resto and people complain that you're a spamming monkey. Use bow and scales and people complain that combination is overpowered. And let's not talk about the vampire hate. Oh and by all means stop using your strong class skills like GDB and scales, stick to fiery grip and inferno to level out the playing field please !
    Noricum | Kitesquad

    Youtube

    AR 41 DC DK

  • Rylana
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    The worst thing you can be is something other an an unmoving naked statue that comes back to the same place every time it is killed, so the crybaby playerbase that is PvP can farm AP for whatever selfish goal they have in mind that day.

    Dont you dare try to live, they are entitled to your death with the smallest amount of effort possible.
    @rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
    Ebonheart Pact: Lyzara Dionysis - Sorc - AR 37 (Former Empress of Blackwater Blade and Haderus) == Shondra Dionysis - Temp - AR 23 == Arrianaya Dionysis - DK - AR 17
    Aldmeri Dominion: Rylana Dionysis - DK - AR 25 == Kailiana - NB - AR 21 == Minerva Dionysis - Temp - AR 21 == Victoria Dionysis - Sorc - AR 13
    Daggerfall Covenant: Dannika Dionysis - DK - AR 21 == The Catman Rises - Temp - AR 15 (Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade)
    Forum LOL Champion (retired) == Black Belt in Ballista-Fu == The Last Vice Member == Praise Cheesus == Electro-Goblin
  • KBKB
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    Brandon south ga
    Edited by KBKB on December 29, 2014 12:56PM
  • Ghostbane
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    Zenimax Gamemasters. They where farming at the gate the other day.
    {★★★★★ · ★★★★★ · ★★ · ★★★★★}
    350m+ AP PC - EU
    AD :: Imported Waffles [37]EP :: Wee ee ee ee ee [16]DC :: Ghostbane's DK [16], Impending Loadscreen [12]PC - NA
    AD :: Ghostbane [50], yer ma [43], Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 2.0 [18], robotic baby legs [18]EP :: Wee Mad Arthur [50], avast ye buttcrackz [49], Sir Horace Foghorn [27], Brother Ballbag [24], Scatman John [16]DC :: W T B Waffles [36], Morale Boost [30], W T F Waffles [17], Ghostbanë [15]RIPAD :: Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 1.0 [20]
    Addons
  • Thudunblundur
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    The worst thing you can be is an EU Thornblade yellow player. It's the gaming equivalent of having, "I'm a cheating scumbag" tattooed on your forehead. Truly pathetic, the lengths they'll go.
  • Columba
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    The worst thing you can be is an EU Thornblade yellow player. It's the gaming equivalent of having, "I'm a cheating scumbag" tattooed on your forehead. Truly pathetic, the lengths they'll go.
    Sounds like a certain group of EP pulse monkey lagspammers on Thorne.
  • Lava_Croft
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    Columba wrote: »
    The worst thing you can be is an EU Thornblade yellow player. It's the gaming equivalent of having, "I'm a cheating scumbag" tattooed on your forehead. Truly pathetic, the lengths they'll go.
    Sounds like a certain group of EP pulse monkey lagspammers on Thorne.
    Sounds like every faction in every campaign whenever they get the chance.
  • Scamandros
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    Columba wrote: »
    The worst thing you can be is an EU Thornblade yellow player. It's the gaming equivalent of having, "I'm a cheating scumbag" tattooed on your forehead. Truly pathetic, the lengths they'll go.
    Sounds like a certain group of EP pulse monkey lagspammers on Thorne.

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    Aeryj
    Fantasia
    Blades of Vengeance


    Mighty Eagle by serjustin19 for your viewing convenience.
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle.
    I fell out of my nest

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech I screech
    but no one hears me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I started to wonder off
    I want to come back but lost my way.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came face to face
    Of Mighty Lion

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came to fall in love with Mighty Lion
    Who's claws is sharp and just

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    Mighty Dragon Came

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Dragon roared aloud
    Who's mighty paws make earthquake
    that quivers underneath our feet

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Soon battle rages
    Between the Mighty Lion and Mighty Dragon

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    My heart grows heavy
    For who do I belong in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continue to battle.
    But Battle I must do within myself

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech, I screech
    Long and hard. I made a fuss

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    As if I was dreaming

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I heard a screech
    But suddenly, I attack Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle had to defend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know I was fighting for Mighty Lion
    So I fought back.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I attack I attack
    But to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    The Mighty claws who's mighty claws
    Felt unnatural to me and very clumsy to me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Why I have chosen to not stay with you
    I do not know. I am complicated at that.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have destroyed Mighty Eagle
    My own kin in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I crawled into a ball
    Weep to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Lost in my whirling thoughts
    My heart and mind is clouded

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have served Mighty Lion over a year
    I thought Mighty Lion is were I belong anew

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I finally contacted
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle says they love me
    In reality I love them also.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continued to clash
    At Mighty Eagle however

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    But clashing with Mighty Eagle
    Just not feel right


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have made a wrong choice I now believe
    Terrible and unjust of what I did

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    For am I not a monster
    For attacking a faction who loves me instead

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I was wrong
    Mighty Eagle was right

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Come. Please take me back Mighty Eagle
    For I believe I now know

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Were I truly belong
    For indeed I thought

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    That Mighty Lion
    Is were I belong.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    O how I was so wrong Mighty Eagle
    I was gravely wrong and such a fool I was.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    You have met
    Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine who attacked
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know this was wrong
    And so to does Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    With our clashing together
    I now know were I truly belong in Scourge PS4 EU I believe.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Have you all not heard
    The famous saying. That is very wise and so very true?

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Let me repeat the famous saying
    that is very wise and so true

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    It is
    My Enemy, Enemy's, Enemy's
    Is my friend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I come to thee Mighty Eagle
    And so to Princess Justine.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Who used to serve Mighty Lion
    But Now serve Mighty Eagle
    For the very first time in her career.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and are one in the same
    Were I go. She will go to. For she believes it is right choice

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    We are all yours
    O Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    No one else but you
    I feel peaceful. Unafraid

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I belong to you O mighty Eagle
    I am so relieved to hear myself to say that

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and I


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Now flies and fights alongside with Mighty Eagle
    Who's Mighty talons stand for sacred Freedom

    Written by Serjustin19
    Written on this day
    September 27. The day when My troubled mind is not clouded no longer.
    In the year of my troubles end
  • Subtomik
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    roechacca wrote: »
    Pvp forum subscriber

    Elitist

    Ford Mustang owner

    What if you are a vet guy as well?
  • Roechacca
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    Subtomik wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    Pvp forum subscriber

    Elitist

    Ford Mustang owner

    What if you are a vet guy as well?

    More acceptable then a lone star Mustang owner .
  • Subtomik
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    roechacca wrote: »
    More acceptable then a lone star Mustang owner .


    Well that's on marku lol. I prefer my zo6 ;)
  • WraithAzraiel
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    Worst thing you can be? Entitled. Go do work!
    Shendell De'Gull - V14 Vampire Nightblade

    Captain of the Black Howling

    "There's no such thing as overkill..."

    "No problem on the face of the Earth exists what can't be fixed with the proper application of enough duct tape and 550 cord."

    P2PBetaTesters
    #Tamriel_BETA_Team
    #BETA_TESTER4LYF
    DominionMasterRace
    #GOAHEADTHEYGOTCANDY
    #SEEMSLEGIT
  • Roechacca
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    Subtomik wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    More acceptable then a lone star Mustang owner .


    Well that's on marku lol. I prefer my zo6 ;)

    Who's Marku ? An why in the world did your guild fanbois go off the deepend over a mustang joke yesterday ?


    Never mind , I don't even ..
    Edited by Roechacca on December 29, 2014 6:41PM
  • Agrippa_Invisus
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    roechacca wrote: »
    Subtomik wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    More acceptable then a lone star Mustang owner .


    Well that's on marku lol. I prefer my zo6 ;)

    Who's Marku ? An why in the world did your guild fanbois go off the deepend over a mustang joke yesterday ?


    Never mind , I don't even ..

    Junk measuring contest with a former Haderus emperor named Ezareth devolved pretty hard core.

    RL owned cars got involved, seems someone on both sides owns a Mustang. Pictures were posted, questions had answers demanded, all to prove who was a truer Mustang owner.

    It was hilariously juvenile.
    Agrippa Invisus / Indominus / Inprimis / Inviolatus
    DragonKnight / Templar / Warden / Sorcerer - Vagabond
    Once a General, now a Citizen
    Former Emperor of Bloodthorn and Vivec
    For Sweetrolls! FOR FIMIAN!
  • riverdragon72
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    Subtomik wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    More acceptable then a lone star Mustang owner .


    Well that's on marku lol. I prefer my zo6 ;)

    me too!

    and umm..anythng with a circle of bats around it.
    Meh...**** it..
  • RedTalon
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    Anyone who is part of any guild, cause lets face it they are just all cms and sos
  • Roechacca
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    roechacca wrote: »
    Subtomik wrote: »
    roechacca wrote: »
    More acceptable then a lone star Mustang owner .


    Well that's on marku lol. I prefer my zo6 ;)

    Who's Marku ? An why in the world did your guild fanbois go off the deepend over a mustang joke yesterday ?


    Never mind , I don't even ..

    Junk measuring contest with a former Haderus emperor named Ezareth devolved pretty hard core.

    RL owned cars got involved, seems someone on both sides owns a Mustang. Pictures were posted, questions had answers demanded, all to prove who was a truer Mustang owner.

    It was hilariously juvenile.

    lol Back on another game it was a running gag on who would post a IRL photo with their mustang . It's suppose to be juvenile hilarious , not omg I hate you . But meh , the Internet Ya know .
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